Charas Pub

[BlackIceAdept]

Charon: ...beasts? *Luaghs* I'm in the demon category... so suck that beasties!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: So? Darkfox is an Archangel/Beast/Man/Guardian.

Lightwolf: You left out that he's a priest, paladin, and he knows some samurai moves.

Void: And he was once a Shadow Being serving in my army... AND HE REBELLED!!

[Razor]

Razor: Grandy, I don't know how you edited that post without having the edited by thing come up, but now you're paying double everyone else!
Grandy: Awww.
Everyone else: Yay!
Razor: Everyone else is paying 8 times the amount they were before, now!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Can't you just accept that you OVERLOOKED it?

[Grandy]

 Grandy: lol. seriously, I didnt edite-.... What are we talking about? Whats "Edited"? Why I said "lol" instead of laughing? IN WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE! *Falls*

[Moosetroop11]

Neo: *Does a duck roll through the door and grabs Grandy* Charas is just the wool pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
MT11: *Eats Neo* MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Chosen one...

[Big_Duke]

Duke:*Yawns,Falls asleep*

[Dragonium]

Samba: *Shoots Duke with a pea-shooter* ...

*Ping*

Duke: ... *Asleep*

Samba: ... *Shoots him with the pea-shooter again*

*Ping*

Duke...

Samba: ... *Shoots Duke with Eikos*

*Blam*

Duke: Ouch!

[WarxePB]

*Xios coms running into the pub with a bunch of Metroids attached to him*

-Xios: AHHHHHH! GET THEM OFF!!!!

-Warxe: *cool-sounding evil voice* SUFFER! MUAHAHAHA!

-Jani Fors: *walks over to Xios and puts a cold forcefield around him. The MEtroids stop squirming.*

-Xios: Thanks.

-Jani Fors: I didn't do it for you. I just want to study these things!

-Kratos: Is everyone here a copy of one of my former companions...?

-Warxe: What are you talking about, Kratos?

-Kratos: If Xios is Lloyd... and Jani Fors is like Raine... then Yue would be Regal, Warxe would be... Presea, and Zero would be...

-Warxe: Some random drunk robot dude?

-Kratos: *slaps Warxe with the flat part of his sword*

-Warxe: *rubs face* Owww...

-Cuten: SQUEE!? *latches onto Kratos' head*

-Jani Fors: Who is Raine, exactly?

-Kratos: A woman similar to you.

-Jani Fors: Did you like her?

-Kratos: Do I like you?

-Jani Fors: -_-*  *slaps Kratos*

-Xios: I'm cold.

[BlackIceAdept]

Charon: *luaghs at Jani Fors slaping Kratos*

[Big_Duke]

*Duke runs out of bar*
5 minutes later
*Duke returns*
Duke:eat bananas!!!MUAHAAAAHAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAA
*Starts puting bananas in everybody's mouth*

[Drace]

Drace: ZzzzZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzz.
Razor: Why did you say so many Z's? You aren't even sleeping.
Drace: Because I don't know what the hell is going on here.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Spits banana out* Everyone's in their own little world. They don't seem to care what happens to anyone else. There isn't enough frendship, peace, trust and love in the pub.
Drace: Whatcha gonna do?
MT11: Destroy the pub.

Red: Oi! That thing you just said was an adapted version of my comic, and therefore you have broken copywrite laws!
Police: You're coming with us, son.
MT11: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

*BlackIceAdept mysteriously dies*
Duke: wtf?
*Duke mysteriously dies*
Dragonium: Omg!
*Magazine appears* Magazine: next episode- Dragonium-dead!
Drace: NOoooooooooo! It's as I feared!
Razor: What?
Drace: Charas pub is turning into... A soap!
*Dramatic music*
*Commercial break*

[WarxePB]

*Commercial break ends*

-Warxe: But...

-Jani Fors: I never loved you, Warxe, and I never will.

-Warxe: But... I... *runs out of pub crying*

-Kratos: Then who do you love?

-Jani Fors: ...Moosetroop. *walks over to MT11 and hugs him*

-Xios: O_o

-Kratos: How can you be attracted to... that thing?

-Jani Fors: Everything about him just makes me want to...

-Cameraman: Sorry, you can't say that on TV.

-Jani Fors: Oh. Sorry.

*Scene switches to a dark rom underneath the pub*

-Xios: Hey Kratos, do you like moose meat?

-Kratos: Not particulary...

-Yue: Why do you want to kill Moosetroop? If she loves ...it, why can't you just be happy for her?

-Kratos: And don't you have a wife already, Xios?

-Xios: I said, Yari was never my wife! I abducted her, and she escaped! Nothing sexual ever happened!

-Kratos: Then explain... THIS! *whips out a baby from behind him*

-Xios: That's not even real! And where'd you get it from anyways?

*Drace walks in*

-Drace: Hi.

-Xios: Uh... excuse us for a second. *The room rearranges so that Xios is a mobster sitting behind a desk, and Kratos and Yue are his cronies*

-Drace: ...

-Xios: *bad Italian accent*You have come to see the godfather, haven't you?

-Drace: No.

-Xios: Well, come here anyway. I have a job for you.

-Drace: What?

-Xios: Kill Moosetroop.

-Drace:: What if I don't?

-Xios: Then you'll deal with my two... associates. *looks at Kratos, who draws his sword, and Yue, who takes a length of chain from his belt and wraps it around his wrist*

[BlackIceAdept]

Charon: Lets end this before trouble starts...*walks up to the camara man*
Man: What do you want?
Charon: Nothing...but your soul!
Man: What are some loony?
Charon: No...but now I'm mad... *Transfroms into Catastrophe (Fire)*


Catastrophe: Now...you were saying?
Man: O_o
Catastrophe: Don't look at me like that! *Punches him*
*Man goes flying though the basement's wall and though about 45 feet of dirt.*
Catastrophe: Now for this wreached demonic device...*Lights the Camara on fire...*
Razor: Your paying for that...
Catastrophe: Shut up... *Throws about 1000 Sol(Type of money) inbetween Razor's eyes...*
*Razor falls over half-dead*