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Offline Darkfox

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« Reply #1665 on: April 12, 2005, 04:38:33 AM »
Void: -_- *devours the Rupder whatchamacallit pistol thingamabob and goes back to his realm*

Neth: HAHAHAHA... I dunno why it's so funny...

Demon Lord: Some fancy pistol with a butter-knife attached is nothing, what you need is a manly weapon like this *pulls out his huge cursed blade* here, try it out for size... *gives it to Duke who cannot even pull it off the ground* ...nevermind... *takes it back and sits back down*
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Offline SleepAid

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« Reply #1666 on: April 12, 2005, 04:41:51 AM »
*stands by quietly watching*

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*sips brandy*

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*sips brandy*

*puts on a gass mask, just to be cool*

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*trys to sip brandy* - *fails*
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« Reply #1667 on: April 12, 2005, 04:46:11 AM »
*Everybody laughs, SleepAid is embarassed*

Tresh'Ktar: Grah guh!
Subtitle: Thats mine!
Tresh'Ktar: *takes Gasmask and puts it on* HKAR, GATA GUF!
Subtitle: "You don't even wanna know..."

*The Tresh'Ktar beams out*
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Offline WarxePB

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« Reply #1668 on: April 12, 2005, 12:50:26 PM »
-Yue: Hey Myrrh, could you lend me a few?

-Xios: *gives Yue a beer*

-Jani Fors: I'll have one, too.

-Xios: Buy it yourself.

-Jani Fors: -_- *goes to get a beer*


*5 minutes later*


-Xios: *drunk* What did you just say about my mother?

-Jani Fors: *drunk I AM your mother.

-Xios: No way, my mother's dead.

-Jani Fors: Bah.

-Yue: *drunk* Come on, give 'em a kiss!

-Jani Fors: *slaps Yue*

-Warxe: That must be some concentrated stuff, getting them drunk in 5 minutes...

-Razor: It's -50% alcohol!


*10 minutes later*


-Xios: So I says "And so's yer wife!"

*Laughing track*

-Yue: Laughin' track? What the hell's a laughin' track?

-Jani Fors: *slaps Yue*

-Yue: *rubs face* Owww... you've gotta stop doing that!


*10 minutes later*


-Yue: Stop makin' a move on m' girl, Myrrh!

-Xios: YOUR girl? She wasn't yours to begin with!

-Jani Fors: I wasn't yours either!

-Warxe: *now drunk* That's because she's mine!

-Yue: You wanna go?

-Xios: Yeah!

*Yue and Xios get up, and stagger toward each other. They try to hit each other, but they're so intoxicated that they can't hit each other.*

-Warxe: It's like wrestling, but real!

-Jani Fors: But why are they fighting? Either way, I wouldn't date either of them.

-Warxe: Harsh...
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #1669 on: April 12, 2005, 04:44:05 PM »
MT11 zombie: Destroy?
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« Reply #1670 on: April 12, 2005, 07:16:08 PM »
 Grandy: No, zombies again?! *takes a phone and disk(spelt?) 555-NOMOREZOMBIES* Hello? Yes... yes.... no.... yup, in the pub again.... yes.... razor pays...
 Razor: WHAT?!
 Grandy: ....wait, MT11 pays.... yes... good....bye
 *5 min later, Resident Evil crew arrives*
 Leon: This is where you call a zombie exterminator?
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Offline Darkfox

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« Reply #1671 on: April 12, 2005, 09:14:10 PM »
Psychosis: *watching Yue and Xios fight* Especially not Mr. Lord of the Undead. He would probably bring some drunk zombie buddy along... it's soooo not cool... but they are funny to watch...
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Offline Kinslayer

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« Reply #1672 on: April 12, 2005, 09:32:55 PM »
ks: I don't really like to have a zombie drinking by my side... but oh well.
zombie: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH *drinks*
ks: Don't scream, I wanna be in a quiet place
zombie: UUUUHHHHH AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
ks: Oh well that's it... BARFIGHT!!! *kicks zombie out of the bar*
Razor: you too...
ks: huh?
Razor: OUT!!!
ks: Oh... *leaves the pub, and will return someday...*
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« Reply #1673 on: April 12, 2005, 09:45:11 PM »
 --The next day--

 Ks: *Enters the pub again* I'm back!
 *lots and lots of zombies are everywhere, the Pub's and Resident Evil crew are both hiding or trying to survive*
 Grandy: Quick! They don't like Phoenix! *throws Drace and Warxe at the zombies, the zombies start to eat Drace and Warxe* Okay, maybe not a good idea...
 Razor: I wonder where they came from?
 --Somewher in a dark cave--
 Red Giant: fwhahaha.......hahahahaha!! MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!! finally the Pub's mine!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1674 on: April 12, 2005, 10:02:19 PM »
Psychosis: Xios... what did we say about bringing your zombie buddies?

Necros: Whoops, the majority of those would be mine...
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Offline BlackIceAdept

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« Reply #1675 on: April 12, 2005, 10:14:34 PM »
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Charon: Damnit what the hell is going on...(Walking in...)

Charon: **** it...(Freezes half of the zombies)
Zombie: Uhg...(Tries to attack Charon)
Charon: Damn go away! (Summons Hellriser)
Hellriser: ROAR!!! (Inflames every zombie in blue flames!)[Disappiers]
Charon: ...damn this...(sends a bolt of ice at red's head)

Red: Owch...
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« Reply #1676 on: April 12, 2005, 10:17:14 PM »
Duke:That's not my main weapon!The Soul Destroyer is mine.

Demon Lord:Well then,strike me.*Duke kills Demon Lord*

Duke:Tell me one thing,do ya feel lucky?Huh?PUNK!*Revives Demon Lord*

DEMON LORD:Yeah,I feel lucky.
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« Reply #1677 on: April 13, 2005, 11:14:47 AM »
Razor: *gets up from behind bar* Hmm, that's it. *goes to the front doors, where there are hundreds of zombies*
Darkfox: Don't go there!
Razor: Talk to the hand!

***I must say, I found those two lines exceptionally amusing***

Razor: Eh zombies, I'm coming out!
Psychosis: Ohnoes! The wolf guy will get eated!
Warxe: *exceptional slow motion* Nnnnnn*five minutes later* nnnn
Razor: Mind finishing up now?
Warxe: Yeah, alright.
Razor: *makes his way outside*
Warxe: Well, he's dead. Let's have ourselves some beer!
Duke: Me first! *pushes Warxe out the way*

*Later*

Warxe: DUKE! YOU DRANK ALL THE BEER!!
Duke: *belch* Yeeep.
Darkfox: Shouldn't you guys be more worried about the zombies?
Warxe: True... but... the beer... :[
*Razor comes crashing through the window, staggers over to Duke and takes a big bite out of his neck*
Duke: *high pitched girly scream, drops down assumably dead*
Psychosis: Ohnoes! Wolfman is a zombie!
Darkfox: No he isn't. He's done that to *looks at conveniently placed notepad* 36 customers now.
Psychosis: Oh, ok.
Razor: We're letting the zombies in.
Darkfox: OMGWTFLOL why?
Razor: Did you...? - Never mind. *lets zombies in* They are paying customers.
Warxe: Uh, Razor. Duke drank all the beer.
Zombies:  :o  _veryangry_
Razor: Allight then. *sticks several taps into Duke, lifts him on to the bar.* Beer now! With extra zombie satisfying flavour!
*Zombies wave money around*
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« Reply #1678 on: April 13, 2005, 12:10:25 PM »
Charon: ...dude that's sick... _sweat_
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« Reply #1679 on: April 13, 2005, 03:43:18 PM »
Duke Nukem: Hey... you killed my bigger brother... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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