Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

*Xios gets bopped on the head by Darkfox's mallet*

-Xios: You dare!? *summons army of Metroids and sends them after Darkfox*

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: I know how to prove that your a girl Heishi! Take off your clothes!

Heisheros: *punches Lightwolf* Nice try... I think it's pretty obvious what gender I am...

Darkfox: *pulls out a couple of charged energy rifles* I dare. *begins fireing, eradicateing the metroids* that was no fun, why not send in Ridley or... some other mutated monster? I'm bored.

[WarxePB]

-Xios: Fine!

*Kraid's head bursts through the pub floor.*

-Kraid: KRAID WANT BEER!

[Darkfox]

*Darkfox just stares at Xios with a "Your kidding, right?" look*

[WarxePB]

-Xios: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Warxe: What the heck? *looks at Kraid*

-Kratos: What is this hideous beast?

-Kraid: *starts crying* ALL KRAID WANT IS FRIEND! NO ONE WANT KRAID! SO KRAID EAT! *eats Kratos, Warxe and Xios*

-Yue: It's okay there, buddy. No one's going to hurt you.

-Kraid: KRAID SAD...

-Jani Fors: Aww... You're so cute ^_^ *kisses Kraid's head*

-Yue: Oookay... you're going a little overboard there, Jani.

-Kraid: YOU MAKE FRIEND SAD! KRAID EAT! *eats Yue*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: *Mortal Kombat voice* Kraid Wins! Flawless Victory! *goes back to normal* Wait... didn't they taste bad?

Tina: *holds up a sign "I prfer pig miself"*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: I'm bored...

Radian: Yup...

Samba: Why don't we just leave?

Radian: Razor barricaded the door and paid the Uber-Rhinocefrog to guard it.

Dragonium: Traitor.

Uber-Rhinocefrog: Snort snort ribbit!

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: *puts on a song on the jukebox at Jani Fors* Heh.

Tina: *Looks at Lightwolf and holds up a sign that says "Care 2 dnce?"*

Lightwolf: Gaaaah! {She's ok... but she'll crush my feet, and probably the rest of me as well...} *grabs Dragonium* Dance with him!

Dragonium: *grabs Uber-Rhinofrog* Dance with it!

Uber-Rhinofrog: O.O *freaks out* RAAAAAAAH! RIIIIBIT RIIIIBIT-snort!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: I will take this dance, Tina. But I warn you, I've got two left feet.
Razor: You've got two right feet too...
MT11: Yeah, whatever.

[WarxePB]

-Jani Fors: I want someone to dance with.

-Kraid: KRAID DANCE WITH FRIEND!

-Jani fors: I can't dance with you. You're too big.

-Kraid: FRIEND MAKE KRAID SAD! *eats Jani Fors*

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: KRAID MAKE LIGHTWOLF SAD! *eats Kraid*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hold on, something else weird is gonna happen in a minute... *Moves away*

Samba: Well, it's not gonna happen to me... *Moves away*

Radian: ... Nope... *Moves away*

Arlan: Me neither... *Moves away*

Dragonium: When did you get here?

Arlan: Shut up with the retarded *** questions.

Samba: Jeez... Lighten up...

*Treads on Arlan's foot*

Arlan: HAKASI!! *Throws Samba through the window*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: I warn you Mr. Moose, that Tina ALSO has two left feet and two right feet and weighs around that of an elephant, and that is not mostly fat.

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: O_O... How did Lightwolf manage to eat Kraid?

-Kratos: It seems that the laws of physics do not apply in the Charas Pub.

-Xios: And neither do the laws of logic. We were just in Kraid's stomach.

-Warxe: Yeah. How DID we get out?

*Flashback*

Warxe: We're gonna die!
Xios: No. Just you and Yue.
Yue: Why not you or Kratos or Jani?
Xios: I am immortal.
Jani Fors: I'm not even here. *disappears*
Kratos: *slits open Kraid's stomach, and climbs through it*
Lightwolf: KRAID MAKE LIGHTWOLF SAD! *eats Kraid*
Warxe: NOOOOOOOOOOO...

*End flashback*

-Yue: But then... me and Warxe didn't really escape...
*Warxe, Yue and Xios disappear*

-Kratos: This place is WAY too random...

*Warxe, Xios and Yue reappear*

-Jani Fors: How does that work?

-Xios: *looks at Dragonium's post* That's how.

[Dragonium]

Xios: What I really don't understand, is how we're still in the pub, when Razor forgot to pay the bill, and it should have been repossessed ages ago...

*Pub gets lifted on a crane and taken away*

Warxe: Nice one.