Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: *spits out Warxe, Kratos and Xios and Sean Connery* Ewww, I dun eat humans... or humanoids...

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Oh, that's where he got to...

*Treads on Arlan's foot*

Arlan: KATZANI!!! *Kraan Strikes Dragonium through the window*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: It's me!

-Warxe 2: It's me!

-Kratos: ...

-Kratos 2: This isn't a field trip, you know.

-Kratos: Give them no quarter!

-Kratos 2: By the summoning of the Chosen to Derris-Kharlan, the ritual will be complete.

-Kratos: I made a terrible mistake, once.

-Kratos 2: Be ever judicious.

-Kratos: I hope you've improved...

-Kratos 2: Sacred powers, cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls!

-Kratos: REST IN PEACE, SINNERS!

-Kratos (both): JUDGEMENT!

*Nothing happens*

-Kratos: ...Pathetic clone.

-Kratos 2: I am not the clone. You are the clone.

-Kratos: I am the real Kratos Aurion.

-Kratos 2: Preposterous.

-Kratos: I am of Cruxis, the organization that guides this world.

-Kratos 2: You honestly think you can defeat me?

-Xios (both):MUAHAHAHA! NOW WE CAN RULE THE WORLD!

-Sean Connery: *to Razor* Shaken, not stirred.

[Darkfox]

Arlan: Hahaha...

*Treads on Tina's foot*

Tina: KYEEEEE!!! *Mule kicks Arlan through the window*

Darkfox: Hmmm... wait... you can't both own what is left of the world, one of you have to go. The better Xios will be the Xios that can beat the other Xios!

[Dragonium]

Arlan: *Comes in through the door* Hmmph... She is strong...

*Walks into middle of room*

Dragonium: I thought there was a reason we didn't stand in the middle of the room...

*Antlion claws come up through the floor*

Dragonium: Oh yeah, that.

Antlion: Shee, shee! *Snap, snap*

Arlan: HYESS!! *Ika Punches Antlion through the roof*

*Smirks at Tina*

Tina: HAIIIIIYA!!!

*Kicks Arlan through the wall*

[600th Post!]

[WarxePB]

-Xios: What?

-Xios 2: I'm the better one!

-Xios: In your dreams!

*They disappear*

-Kratos: ...To think I had to be taught that... by my own son...

-Kratos 2: You can not oppose fate.

-Kratos: I can simply fly over gates like these.

-Kratos 2: No you can't!

-Kratos: ...

-Kratos 2: Damn. *disappears in a puff of smoke*

-Warxe: Heehee *kills Warxe 2*

-Warxe 2: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe*

-Warxe: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe 2*

-Warxe 2: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe*

-Warxe: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe 2*

-Warxe 2: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe*

-Warxe: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe 2*

[Darkfox]

Tammy: *cute lil puppy ghost kit form* Kyuu... *holds up a piece of paper to Warxe 2 that says some kind of chanted spell requesting that he reads it*

Warxe 2: *reads it and disappears, Tammy becomes solid and turns into her normal form and instantly in her clothes*

Tammy: Too easy...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ... Does no-one realise that the pub has been taken away?
Lightwolf: It hasn't.
MT11: Hmm. I'm not even gonna bother thinking about this one.

[Darkfox]

Tina: *holds up a sign "I'm ginetiklee enjuneerd and m steel cute"*

[Xen]

*Xen enters*
Xen: Someone called?
Razor: No Xen. You're just using that as an excuse to appear after a long time and send the whole story off it's rails, again.
Xen: *blank looks*
Razor: Also, the fact that you keep stealing things from the pub.
Xen: *brings out 4 beer glasses and puts them on a nearby table*
Razor: Anything else?
Xen: *sighs, brings out a chair and places it by the nearby table*
Razor: ...
Xen: *brings out table and places it in empty space*
Razor: That's better. *looks around* Hey. Where's Dragonium?
Xen: *takes out Dragonium and places him on the nearby table*
Dragonium: I had 2 arms y'know. *get's handed arm by Xen* Thank you.
Xen: I'm just gonna leave now. *leaves*
Razor: *shouting outside* And I know this pub has a front door!

*everyone hears the sound of a door being ripped off it's hinges*

Xen: *holding front door* Sucker! *flies away*

[Eternal Darkness]

*ED walks into pub*

ED: its great to be back, but i did have a good time in fairyland
Drace: you didnt go to fairyland you locked yourself in the toilet a fortnight ago.
ED: Yeah and nobody would help me *shakes fist at everyone* at least Xen did when he ripped the toilet from right on top of me
Razor: *runs and looks out window* Xen your going to pay for that *shakes fist at sky*
Xen: *very faint voice*  Make me
Razor: I will, dont you worry
Xen: *very faint voice* I won't pay for that. Hey! That's not a cloud. That's a - ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Razor: NAH NAH  told you so *sticks tongue out*
Xen: *very faint voice* Nah nah?
Razor: Should'nt you be screaming in pain or something?
Xen: *very faint voice* Oh right. ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Drace: now getting back on subject how can you lock yourself in the toilet and not be able to unlock it when the key is in the door.
ED: now somebody tells me
Grandy: thats what i was trying to tell you, what do you think turn it means.
ED: Turn it i though you said sh@t oh well i'll have a beer *sits at table.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Hey look, our pub is on TV!
 News: ...and the police will attack it in any moment, this pub violated several laws, including: Assassinate of Warxe Phoenixblade, about 37 times. Inside there, a civilian recognazed at least 6 assassins, 3 thiefs, a lot of drunk people, and the owner, Razor, tried to bribe the police with beer, of course our policeman won't acce-
 Policeman: FREE BEER!
 News: ...... okay, this jobs sucks.

[Dragonium]

Ringo Starr: Well, ain't that a turn up for the books?

Dragonium: Where did you come from?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Eats Ringo* Mmmmm... Beatle...

[Dragonium]

Paul McCartney: Hey, Moose, you shouldn't do that. Y'see, I know a great recipe for vegetarian Curry and Rice, which is great for all your needs. Plus, it's very tasty, and a lot healthier than Ringo. And even saying that, I --

MT11: *Eats Paul* Mmmmmm... Beatle...