Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

DF: He's been drinking expresso again -_-

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

thor : yep^^
DF :  
thor : whats wrong with you?
DF : ur, ur shoulder......it it has.......
*the bloody body of warxe is hanging over thors shoulder*
thor : oh crap, HE MOVED!! DIIIIEEEE!!!!!
*grabs hammer again and hits warxe untill he is as flat has a penny*
DF : just great...=-=*
thor : i told him not to move, and he did! sorry  

[Moosetroop11]

*A giant trumpet sound, everyone is hit by a blast of eggy-smelling air and the pub falls down*
Thor: Sorry, that was me.

[Darkfox]

DF: MT11 payed you to take the blame eh?

Thor: Fifty bucks, heh.

[Xen]

*Xen enters, wait, the pub fell down! How can he enter!?*
Xen: *sheds tear* *sniff* Now I have to repair the pub...just so I can destroy it again...

*Xen repairs the pub*

Razor: Well done Xen! You should get a medal for that!
Xen: Is it chocolate?
Razor: No.
Xen: Then, I don't want it.
Warxe: *summons chocolate medal and gives it to Xen*
Xen: Did I say I wanted this?
Warxe: I assumed you did.
Xen: *throws chocolate medal back at Warxe*
Warxe: *explodes along with the chocolate medal*
Xen: Dammit! Why does everyone assume I want things?
Razor: *hands beer to Xen*
Xen: Oh, thanks! *drinks beer and leaves*
Razor: *listens for Xen's screams*

[Moosetroop11]

: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKAUGHRAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHUH!
Drace: Did I just hear a little girl scream?
Razor: That would be Xen.
Bugenhagen: Ho Ho HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dragonium]

Sephiroth: *Pokes head round door* Did I hear someone laugh, sounding strangely like Bugenhagen?

Bugenhagen: No... Of course not...

Sephiroth: Okay. *Puts head back round door*

Dragonium: ...

Razor: ...

Drace: ...

*Wind, crickets chirping*

Distant voice: Wait a minute...

Sephiroth: Get over here!

Bugenhagen: Aaaaaaah! *Runs*

[WarxePB]

-Odin: *jumps up* AH HA! YOU'RE NOT SO GOOD NOW, ARE YOU?

-Kratos: It was just a pawn. And I already have most of your pieces...

-Odin: ... *sits down*

-Kratos: *moves piece* Checkmate.

-Odin: Damn! I hate these thinking games!

-Warxe: Can I play?

-Kratos: But you're even worse than Odin.

-Warxe: ...

-Morionn: Hah hah! *laugh unnaturally echoes*

-Warxe: When did you get here?

-Morionn: You just summoned me.

-Warxe: Oh yeah...

-Odin: I'm playing you again, Kratos!

-Kratos: Very well. *sets up chessboard*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Watches* Samba, wanna play a game?

Samba: Sure. What game?

Dragonium: Uhhhm...

Samba: Errm...

Dragonium: Toss the H-Bomb?

Samba: Nah...

Dragonium: You always disagree with me. Why?

Samba: Don't ask stupid questions!

Dragonium: Fine, sir! I challenge you... To Tiddlywinks.

*Dramatic music, becoming fast-paced action music*

Dragonium: *Sets up pot and tiddlywinks* Fear me!

Samba: *Aims* Fear me more!

Dragonium: Never! *Tiddles*

*Misses pot*

Samba: Muaha! *Tiddles*

*Goes in pot*

Arlan: My go. *Tiddles*

*Misses pot*

Arlan: How dare you defy me?! *Tiddles harder*

*Flies across room, and lodges in Drace's brain*

Drace: O_o *Falls over*

Arlan: Oops.

[Darkfox]

Thor: Who wants to arm wrestle?

*everybody backs away*

Thor: What?

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: What's Tiddlywinks?

-Odin: Some game that the Brits play.

-Warxe: What's a Brit?

-Odin: -_-

-Morionn: And I thought I was an idiot.

-Warxe: Shut up.

-Morionn: *voice becomes big and evil-sounding* YOU DARE!?

-Warxe: Oh yeah... you have that sound manipulation thingy.

-Kratos: 'Sound manipulation thingy'... The only thing you're sounding like is idiotic... Check.

-Odin: *moves king* BURNED

-Warxe: *whispers in Morionn's ear*

-Morionn: What?

-Warxe: You heard me.

-Morionn: No. You were just going 'psst psst psst' in my ear...

-Warxe: ...*whispers in Morionn's ear*

-Morionn: You WHAT?

-Warxe: You heard me.

-Morionn: Well, okay... *voice becomes a church choir*

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*beer mugs and windows shatter*

-Razor: You're paying for that 10 times over!

-Morionn: But it was- *looks around, but Warxe is gone*

[Darkfox]

Thor: *Smashes random bystander*

Darkfox: Yep... definetly too much expresso.

Psychosis: *mind's voice* You wouldn't know a true battle of wits if it bit you in the knee. Metaphorically speaking of course. Or am I...

Psychosis: *normal voice* And even then, I still win the cuteness contest!!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: 0_o where did everyone get these board games from?

*Sees sign Razor is holding: Board games for all! $50 each! Moosetroop is paying!*

MT11: Gargh! *Attacks Razor*
Dragonium: Do you mind? We're TRYING to play tiddlywinks!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Ok, things are getting too noisy for my poor ears soooooo...

*Psychosis sends Razor and MT11 to the Battleverse, they are both suddenly in a ring and a referee suddenly appears*

Ref: Are you ready to fumble!? *explodes*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ...fumble?