Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Wakes up* You didn't take into account wind resistance or friction, or the likelihood that the rolling wood might encounter an obstacle...

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Bzzzz. *Transforms into Prof. Drag again*

Prof.: *Scribbles on blackboard* I wish to test your theory. First of all, we can see through a visual representation of your theorem...



... That your theory is incorrect. It is entirely possible that a Woodchuck worker (As in, one of designation to work on building structures in a similar way to that of beavers) would not be approximately 3 feet tall, more likely about 1 and a half feet; this immediately suggests that, with the arc of the creature's spine, the maximum it could lift a piece of wood is the angle shown on the diagram. This means that, with your theorem, all we have found is the hypotenuse, meaning that the angle is irrelevant. Once again, we know that an average sized piece of wood, travelling along a lateral arc showing a basic amount of gravity and the earth's rotational effect on the Woodchuck, we now have linked back into my theorem.

Drace: *Gets back up, brain has regenerated* O_o *Brain implodes*

[Moosetroop11]

XD!!!

[Razor]

Razor: Now Psychosis, noone likes a smartypants.
PSychosis: But what about him?!? *points to Dragonium*
Dragonium: Guhh... *hits head on table repeatably*
PSychosis: But he was just the smart professor guy and -
Dragonium: *starts chewing on table*
Razor: Now Psychosis, noone likes a liar.
Drace: Hey Razor, I'll pay you back for this beer straight away. I seemed to have... run out of money. Yeah.
Razor: Sure.
Psychosis: ...

[Big_Duke]

Duke:AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The world has gone mad! Brains have imploded! Except Grandy's and
Dragonium's! How?!

Dragonium:I was the cause.*Turns into Prof. Drag*Or was I?

Grandy:I have no Brain. How?

Duke:My brain's in a fantasy world,where it's happy.*Cough*It's Lost*Cough*

Razor:*laughs Manicly*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Duke:Well,at least Razors fine.

[Dragonium]

Prof.: Now, back to the Science syllabus. Class, your assignment question for today will be, "Is Hell exothermic or endothermic"?

*Walks out, then comes back in as Dragonium for no reason*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Gah... I thought I'd escaped from school...
Headmaster: Oi! James! I've finally found you!
MT11: James? Who is this James? I am MT11!
Headmaster: Very funny. Come with me. *MT11 gets dragged back to school*

[Drace]

Drace: Hmmm..... I know the solution, I think.
Prof.: oh really, a nimbwit like you could solve this dilema from the ancient times before the microwave.
Drace: *Raises hand with beaver in it* We just let this little bastard loose in the 'CHARAS WOODS' and see how much this wood chucker can chuck wood. Or something like that.

[Big_Duke]

Duke: Dragonium,down. Good Boy!*Gives treat to Dragonium*

Dragonium: Arf!

[Razor]

BORING POST
Yo Dragonium, I know of that Hell thing you're referring to - the whole college question. That rocks.



Red: The HELL was that?!
Razor: *shrugs*

[Big_Duke]

Duke:BBBZZZZZZZZZ!*Turns into prof. Duke*
The BORING post thing was really an illusion is said:
|30RI|\|G P05T
the only actual letters were RIGPT,which excluding the I and T is RPG,if arranged correctly.

Prof. Drag:AAGGGGGGGGHH!!!!*Brain Implodes*

Prof. Duke:*cheers*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hmph... *Starts pacing around*

Duke: Huh?

Prof.: Now, I see what you were trying to get at there. But the whole "Brain imploding" thing... It's not on the syllabus.

Duke: You made up the "Brain imploding" thing.

Prof.: What is more likely to happen is an acute case of HCE...

Duke: HCE?

Prof.: Click here.

Duke: O_o *Head explodes*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *just stares at Dragonium* Out of most of what you said... how much of it did you really understand? *plays recording of Prof. Dragonium back to him* and do you even have a liscense for being a professor? Any credintials?

Dragonium: Hah, sure do! *holds out a piece of paper that just has "Professur Liscuns" on it*

Psychosis: *sweatdrop, and sarcastically says* Wow...

[Dragonium]

Prof.: You want something for that sweatdrop problem. You know, it can sometimes be caused by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Psychosis: By what?

Prof.: Look it up. *Walks off in a sulk*

[Darkfox]

Kijuki: It's an anime effect! Oh yeah, AWAY! *flies through roof*

Razor: -_-' Not again...

Random Guy: Wah wah waaaah

Neth: *shoots random guy*

Razor: *hands Neth a wad of money*
Neth: Heheheh...

Psychosis: ... ... ... *hugs her tail*