Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: Family, what next? Leviathan is maried to Carbuncle.
Carbuncle: Hmpf, not any more. He cheated on me whit Ifrit.

[Moosetroop11]

Ifirit: I'm the fire that never goes out, baby!
Carbunkle: *Goes to get fire extinguisher*
Razor: 0_o? Where'd that fire extinguisher come from? I make a point of never making useless expenses.

[Dragonium]

*Pub sets on fire*

Razor: Useless... Expenses...

Ifrit: Whaaaaaaaatever.

[Darkfox]

Levinna: I'm Leviathan's neice.
Carbunka: I'm Carbunkle's neice.
Heisheros: I'm Cereberus' daughter.
Bahamette: I'm Bahamut's daughter.
Anubia: And I'm Anubis' daughter...

Darkfox: ... ... ... I just noticed somthing...
Lightwolf: What?
Darkfox: That not a single one of them is a boy...
Lightwolf: That IS a mystery I can't complain about.
Darkfox: Figures you'd say that...

Shadow Seeker: ... ... ... *absorbs Mobile Type 8 and gains it's properties*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hmm... *Prods Shadow Seeker*

*Corona*

*5 seconds later*

*Everyone has 1 HP*

Dragonium: Hmm... *Prods Drace*

Drace: O_o *Falls over*

[Darkfox]

Shadow Seeker: *hand turns into a drill* Is it my turn?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Prods MT11* Ow! Why you little... *Eats MT11* *From inside MT11's stomach* That told him.

[Big_Duke]

Duke:BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonium]

*Meteor falls from the sky, and disintegrates at the last moment*

Announcer: Duke's comment made the meteor disintegrate! Yes folks, you really are seeing this! There's no camera trickery here! Let's see it again in slow motion!

*Rewind*

Duke: BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

*Meteor breaks up in slow motion*

Announcer: Wow!

Xios: I thought I killed you!

Announcer: Well, don't that just beat all!

Rei: That's my catchphrase! Get yer own!

*Fight breaks out between Announcer, Xios, Rei and a passing Mobile Type 8*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: Call!

*Shiva randomly appears*

-Shiva: Who wakes me from my slumber?

-Warxe: Me.

-Shiva: *encases Warxe in solid ice*

-Lightwolf: *pathetic attempt to hit on Shiva*

-Shiva: -_-' *freezes Lightwolf*

-Xios: *turns Warxe into a giant Ice Golem, which can still somehow fit into the pub*

-Ice Golem: Uh... What's my line again?

-Xios: Grragh or something.

-Ice Golem: Oh, I see. GGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAGH!

-Xios: *insert evil laugh followed by a coughing fit here*

[Darkfox]

Heisheros: *looks at Lightwolf* Cool one Shiva.

Darkfox: Can you keep him like that for a while?

[Big_Duke]

Duke:Lightwolf? Darkfox? What's the difference?

[Razor]

Razor: Hold on, if we all have 1HP... *very slowly taps Warxe in the shin*
Warxe: OH THE PAIN, THE PAIN OF IT ALL! *1HP appears above his head**dies*
Razor: neat! *drinks full potion**regains health*

[Drace]

Drace: No, don't touch me!!!
Ladybug: *Flies to Drace*
Everyone: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
Razor: With 1 HP, it can kill us all!

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: *gets up, brushes dust off his jacket, and looks at Razor* Hey... it's not fun to die, you know...

*The Ladybug lands on Warxe*

-Warxe: X_X *dies*

-Morionn: But he had full HP...

-Odin: What's HP?

-Morionn: You know, your health... Where have you been?

-Odin: Hmm...

*Flashback*

-Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!
*random people die*
Odin: MUAHAHA! ZANTETSUKEN!
*more random people die*
Odin: I AM INVIN-
-Raiden: TRUE EDGE!
*Odin dies*
-Raiden: Sorry about that, little bro, but  it had to be done...

*End flashback*

-Morionn: On second thought, I don't want to know.

-Kratos: FIRST AID!
*Everyone around Kratos is healed 30% HP*

-Xios: Why does he get healing magic?

-Kratos: Because I'm special.

-Xios: ...You suck.