Charas Pub

[Archem]

Razor: I like this yo-yo... It has flashing lights...
CK/Grandy/Meiscool: Ooh...
CK: Drace, you greedy bastard, you can keep your stupid german car-toy!
Drace: Nah, I threw it away HOURS ago... The batteries died long before then.
DarkFlood: Well, I FINALLY finished cleaning these shoes! Too bad we've only got about an hour to live...

Razor: Look! Up in the sky!
Drace: It's a UFO!
CK: It's another meteor! Just... smaller...
DarkFlood: No! It's...

SUPER ARCHEM!!!

Super Archem: Actually, it's just "Archem".
Oh...
Archem: Anywho, I'm finally back! And just in time, too!
Just then, Su- I mean Archemtook in a mighty breath, and excreted a large sum of... rocket fuel? onto the meteor...
Archem: Wait for it...
Just then, a stray bird took the liberty of "editing" DarkFlood's new shoes.
DarkFlood: RRRAAAAAAAARRRGHGHGHG!!!!!!
He fires his Space Pirate™ brand lasers at the bird. He misses.
DarkFlood: Crap! Why can't I ever hit ANYTHING!?!?!
Razor: Some would say you suck.
DarkFlood: Why, you-!
During the following, super-cool-awesome fight that I'll pick this particular moment to interrupt, the beam continues on and strikes the meteor. It blows up into tiny, little pieces. Everyone is saved. Yay.
All: Yay!
Archem: Booh!
DarkFlood: Wait... Why "booh"?
Archem: The Meteor was supposed to make an unbelievably awesome explosion when it hit! Now All it'll do is... nothing...
Razor: Always the pessimist, this guy.
Archem: Shut up, or I'll make SURE your glass is half empty!
Razor: Is that a threat?
Archem: You bet it is!
And so, Archem and Razor settle this like men, whith a "Who has the prettiest purse/dress combo" contest!

Meiscool won.

[Meiscool-2]

Archem2, you're ruining this, try to at least stay on story instead of posting random spam. I might not be very good at this either, but at least I don't go completly off topic and post crap in an attempt to make me look retarded or something.

*Summoning proceeds*

Archem2: I summon another meteor!
CK: ****!
Razor: WTF Mate?
Warxe: .....
Meiscool: Dear God..... well, I summon another spaceship... with no eject button!

*Space ship appears*

Warxe: Great, let's give this another shot!
Archem2: Yeah! And this time I won't be a total pussy and bail out the next time!
Meiscool: Meh, you'll just find another way to kill yourself....
Archem2: No I won'tzors! I'll blow dat meteor back into space!
Meiscool: Shutup
Archem2: Yes sir.....

[coasterkrazy]

CK:***************************************************
FCC: Ok, ok, we get it you are uncensored.
CK: Yes! Finally I must tell you exactly what I said. Grandy, EVERYONE for that matter, this is EXACTLY what I said - "I remember when I was a little boy..." As in about to reminisce, so hah!
*No one cares, they are all focusing on the new meteor and stuff*
CK: Seriously, people can we get on to something else. I'm sick of meteors...
*No one cares, they are all focusing on the new meteor and stuff*
CK: Fine, ok ok, but at least this time I'm getting in the rocket. *Jumps into the rocket*
Archem: I'm getting in too!!!!
Meiscool: No, you already had your turn. I'm getting in.
Warxe: Stop! I think none of us three should get in. I see it only fair that Razor, Drace, Grandy and CK get in. Uh... that is if Drace can move Xen.
Xen: Oh, fine... *gets off Drace*
Drace: *GAAAAASP* *COUGH* Whew...

[Archem]

Honest;y, I don't see where I went off topic, descended into randomness, or spammed any more than any other post. I added to the story, just with more than most do. And besides that, who are YOU to judge the quality of my posts? I haven't seen ANY truly worthwhile posts from you in a long time! So stfu unless you feel like contributing to the game in a respectful manner.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Archem: Uh... I didn't summon a new Meteor...
Meiscool: Bull****! We just saw you!
Razor: Yeah! And heard you, too!
DarkFlood: I didn't.
So DarkFlood was catapulted off somewhere.
Grandy: ... I'll miss his... Uh... Him...
CK: I won't.
Meiscool: That's not funny! That's off topic!
Archem: Shut up, Meisbadatgrammer!
Drace: Ooh! Own'd!
CK: Nice dress...
Meiscool: Oh, real professional of you! And, Archem, if you didn't summon it, who did?
Archem: It was HIM!
Archem points to a shady character, one who looks just like Archem, only darker.
All: Gasp!
Who is this suspicious new lad? Find out next week on "The Charas Pub!"

[Meiscool-2]

Meh, I'm not gonna make a big deal about this, but I can judge you as much as I'd like while I have 1000 more posts then you. In my 1500 posts or something, I've made enough "worthwhile" posts to over rule your small 500 or something posts.

Here's a language you can understand: MY LVL IS HIGHER THEN j00!
 ----------------

Meiscool: Woot, now that Drace has gone to blow up the meteor, I can play with his toy car!

------------------

Drace: Is that Meiscool playing with my toy car!?
Grandy: By the looks of things, that not the only "toy" he's playing with.
Razor: Nah, you're looking at Archem.
Grandy: Oh, then yes, that is Meiscool with your car.
Razor: Want me to turn around and shoot him?
Drace: YESS! Schießen Sie ihn jetzt!
Razor: Huh? It won't turn!?

-------------------

Warxe: Crap, I forgot to tell them to turn off auto!
CK: Oh noes! They're gonna crash! Archem, get over here!
Archem: I'm cumming!
FCC: Hey, when did I tell you you could be uncensored!?
Archem: awww, *** ** ***** * ***'*: **** *** * *******!

[coasterkrazy]

(Um, how did that work out? Ok, I'll just work with it.)

CK: Whoa... I just must've went through some sort of time warp because I could have sworn a few seconds ago I was in the rocket and we hadn't take off yet... hmm.... *pops back into rocket, which is now in flight*
Razor: Welcome back.
CK: Uh... what just happened?
Razor: You jumped out and jumped back in.
CK: I did? Ok, weird... well anyway... we're about to crash!!!
Razor: *Split-second turn-around* Good thing this thing is so good with turning...
Drace: When we get back, I swear I will break every single one of Meiscool's toys.
Grandy: Maybe we should focus on meteor now, though... are we all setup to fire?
--------------------------------------------
Meiscool: Oh ****... I just thought of a design flaw... when I said no eject buttons I hope that didn't mean...
--------------------------------------------
Razor: Uh... AAAGHH this doesn't have anything to fire! I guess there really are NO eject buttons... at all!
Drace: Nooo! Now I'll never get revenge on Meiscool!
Grandy: You know we will just come back if we die...
Drace: But what if we don't?
Grandy:...we're gonna die!!! AAAHHHH!

[drenrin2120]

*drenrin comes in from no where*

dren: Is this a good time?
Meiscool: Not really...
dren: well, atleast I can have some fun with this car toy.
Archem: You can't play with my toys!
dren: Oh, GOD, Archem! What's wrong with you?? Put it away! I said toy CAR! GEEZ!
Meiscool: What's happening with the meteor?
dren: I can't see...
-------------------------
CK: I guess we're gonna have to crash the ship into the meteor...
Warxe: Like hell we do!
Razor: How about we just throw CK at it? If nothing happens, THEN we'll consider crashing the ship into it.
CK: You guys suck...
Grandy: I've got it, one of us will stay up here and dance, and the rest will escape out the back with the parachutes.
Razor: Great, skydiving in space. I like it!
Warxe: So who's it gonna be?
CK: Rock, paper, scissors!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *grabs a rock and chucks it at CK's head* Quick! Before he regains consciousness! *summons a giant toy hammer and knocks CK into the meteor*

[Drace]

Drace: Ok, so I've been thinking.
Razor: *gasp*
Drace: *-_-* ... Anyhoe, why doesn't Xen crush the meteor? He's twice as big.
Xen: Because I'm fat and lazy, that's why.

[Moosetroop11]

Razor: If the worst comes to worst, and we're drifting in space, we should have enough supplies to last several months. *Opens food compartment, which contains nothing but MT11 covered in crumbs*
Razor: Sh!t.

[coasterkrazy]

CK *thinking*: OMG I can't believe they did this! I'm gonna die any second now! What made them think that I would be able to destroy it. Or maybe I can. Must use last seconds wisely...
--------------------------------------------
Razor: How the hell did you get in here!?
MT11: I climbed...
Razor: Not really what I meant... but really, how are we gonna eat? And is there any hope that CK can destroy the meteor?
Drace: No, there's no hope.
Grandy: We can eat these cookies I baked in our awesome rocket-ship oven!
MT11: *Eats all the cookies*
Grandy: Moosetroop, you fat hog! I made those to SHARE...
--------------------------------------------
Meiscool: It looks like they threw CK out and at meteor...
Archem: Cool!
Dren: What!? Are they crazy!? What good will that do?
Meiscool: Well they threw me out... er... well I mean I accidentally ejected myself earlier, and I almost... sort of destroyed it... but not really...
Dren: And you didn't die?
Meiscool: Oh, yeah I died. So did Archem and Warxe.
Dren: But you aren't-
Warxe: Well, you know this is the charas pub...
Dren: Ooh, yeah right sorry I forgot how that worked...

[Bluhman]

*CK crashes into the meteor.*

CK: OOF! *Die*

Razor: Ok. That was sorta predictable.
Warxe: Er, we're about to crash into earth.
Drace: Crap.
All on ship: AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
----------------------------------------------------
Archem: Oh look at the blue spot on the meteor!
Meiscool: That looks like CK... Kind of...
Dren: Yep. It's him. No good. Now what'll we do?
---------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile, in Bluhman's secret lab...
Bluhman: Hm... so the RED wire is connected to the BLUE processor, and the YELLOW wire is connected to my wrist watch... No that can't be right... Dangit... what compelled me so much to build a meteor-repelling device again!?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Don't worry. I have a backup plan!
*summons Zig-1*
Captain: It's you!!
Warxe: I'm calling in my favor. Go destroy that meteor.
Mechanic: Somebody set up meteor the bomb!
Captain: Move Zig for great justice!
*Zig-1 flies into the meteor and explodes, doing nothing to the meteor*
Warxe: ...oookay. Well, anyone else got any ideas?

[coasterkrazy]

Originally posted by Bluhman
Archem: Oh look at the blue spot on the meteor!

(I'm not blue in real life! :p)

CK uh... spirit thing: Ok that sucked.
--------------------------------------------
Dren: Oh, no they're headed right for us!!! Wrong way guys!!!
--------------------------------------------
Warxe: Aaaaghhhh!
Razor: AAAHHHH!
Grandy: Oh noooooo!!!
Drace: Gaaaahhhhh!!!
MT11: *beeellllllch*
--------------------------------------------
Dren: Aaaaaahhh they're gonna hit us!
Meiscool: ***********************
Archem: Hahaha look how much bigger the rocket looks when it's close to the ground.
--------------------------------------------
Bluhman: GOT IT!!!!
*meteor flies away*

EDIT: Warxe beat me to the post!

[drenrin2120]

dren: okay, well now what do we do abotu the giant rocket heading for us?
-------------------
Warxe: We're gonna die!!!!
Razor: Whatever, it's fucken charma...
Grandy: How can you be talking about zodiac now?
Razor: It's not zodiac! Look, we killed CK, so we're just getting it back. Know what I'm saying? Charma!
MT11: ... ... Whatever... we're fucked, that's all we need to know. *devours another batch of cookie*
Grandy: My cookies! You FATASS!
Warxe: Wait... I got an idea...
-------------------
Mesicool: What the hell is that?
Archem: What?
Meiscool: That gient brown thing?
Archem: Jesus, is that moosetroop?
dren: He's such a fatass!
-------------------
*The ship is hurtling towards earth... Just before it hits, MT11 is thrown out of the ship. The rocket bounces off of his fatass body and lands safely on the ground, with a slight thud.*