Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool: I agree with you CK. This suddenly took an unusal turn.
Ramuh: *Huff* Am I to late? With this arthighist (sp?) moving is killer!
Warxe: I have nothing to say.... nothing at all.

[Tomi]

Tomi points.  n00b a splodes. 'nuff said.

[Archem]

Originally posted by Meiscool
Hey guys! I'm taking a poll, who here actually bothers to read Archem's posts!?

Apparently you do, since you remark on it.
And for the record, I don't necessarily HATE Meiscool, more along the likes of dislike his crappy attitude. Anyone who really cared to look into it can plainly see that I've been trying to end the conflict for ages, and that I'm often the victim before the attacker. But the point is, I don't try to start trouble, it just kinda finds me. Back on topic...

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Archem: Gasp! I've fallen asleep!
MT11: Yes, you certainly have.
Archem: Yeah, and YOU'VE grown a pair of fangs! Wait... That's not right... AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Archem wakes up.
Archem: Oh, it was only a dream...
Warxe pops up from under the sheets.
Warxe: Oh, WAS it?
Moosetroop pops up and swallows Warxe.
MT11: Ignore him, Horacio. Let our passion radiate into eternity as I beat out it's love song upon my marimba of love-making!
Cap'n Crunch pops up at Archem's other side.
Cap'n: Well, ok, but does HE need to get involved?
Archem: Uh... I should prob'ly... go... now...
CK: How come Archem gets a bed at his barstool? I want a bed in the pub!
Meiscool: Oh shut up! This soap opera is hard enough to follow as it is!

[shinotebasiiackh]

*places two 150" speakers outside the pub and blast's out the crappiest techno he can find. (see p.126 of "The Johan Tactic")*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Shudders*

[coasterkrazy]

CK: I'm so lost at what's going on now, I'm gonna go ride the charas pub roller coaster. Anyone coming?
Archem: No, my bed is too comfortable.
Meiscool: Sure, I'll go.
*CK and Meiscool head towards the roller coaster*

[Kinslayer]

Ks: Hey! How'bout some music? *he puts some old rock'n roll, to make everyone dance with "The Beach Boys", "Surfing the USA"!!!!*

[Archem]

Meanwhile, on the Charas "Coaster of Peril", CK and MIC (Hey! Did I just make up a shorter name for Meiscool?) are riding the... um... Coaster of Peril...
CK: I love this ride!
MIC: I love this sandwich!
CK: Where'd you get that, anyway?
MIC: I dunno, but I hope the special sauce doesn't stain my new shirt!
CK: A creepy Hawaiian shirt? Where'd you get THAT gawdy thing?
MIC: I dunno. Came out of the closet
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Did I tell a joke?                                                                                Yes.
CK: I didn't get that joke.
MIC: Yeah, I know. It sucked and wasn't funny. As a matter of fact, it's borderline spam!
Archem: No it isn't! It's a sophisticated joke! Look into it and you'll get it!
CK: Uh... Weren't you just saying you weren't leaving your bed?
Archem: I didn't...
CK: Gasp!
Archem somehow managed to find his way into the seat next to MIC. And he was still in his bed.
Meiscool: This post isn't funny. As a matter of fact, it's a total piece of crap! You should go and kill yourself. Now.

[Moosetroop11]

Roller coaster of Peril: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! NO-ONE WILL BE GETTING OFF THIS RIDE!!!
Archem, CK and CK and MiC: OH NOES!!!11!!! *Zoom off*

[Meiscool-2]

Archem2: We're not stopppppppppppppinnnnnnng!
Meiscool: No ****!
CK: This isn't good!

*Coaster speeds up*

Archem: We're gonna die!
CK: Wait, Archem, you said something smart!
Meiscool: He did?
Archem: I did?
CK: Yes, all we gotta do is die and we'll be off this thing and back to life in no time!
Archem: How does one do that?
Meiscool: Simple.
*Meiscool takes out a gun and hands it to Archem*
Archem: Oh, I get it, I shoot myself with this!
CK: Hurry up already!
*Archem puts the gun to his ear slanted up to his brain and pulls the trigger*
Archem: OMG You ****ing bitch! That's not funny!
*Archem turns his head to CK and Meiscool with a big flag saying "BANG" sticking out one ear and a gun with a stick out the other ear*
CK: Good one Meiscool!
Meiscool: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[coasterkrazy]

CK: And I thought I loved roller coasters... I wanna get off! And we can't jump out either. The restraints are too tight!
Meiscool: Hey, look! There's Razor, Drace and Warxe! Hey guys, stop this thing!!!
CK: They can't hear us.
Archem: Oh, that's ok I have a megaphone.
Meiscool: NO YOU IDIOT!
Archem *through megaphone*: HEY RAZOR! DRACE! WARXE! STOP THIS THING!!!!!!!
Meiscool: Great, I won't be hearing for a week...
CK: Me neither...
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Razor: Did you hear something?
Warxe: Hear what?
Razor: It sounded like a voice from a megaphone.
Drace: Think it had anything to do with those three on that crazy roller coaster?
Razor: Nah...

[Kinslayer]

Ks *still drunk*: What's that roller coaster?! I have to stop it...

*And he did stop it... by throwing a stone into the wheels, and the three guys jumped out flying, getting badly wounded*

Ks: Hey, I said I'd stop t, I didn't talk about HELPING.

[Meiscool-2]

*rollar coaster continues to go and runs over "KS"*

[Kinslayer]

Ks: Whoo!!! That was fun!!! *cleans his blood, and yes, he is still drunk* I need da booze!!! *drinks some tequila and goes nuts*

[Archem]

KS: You know what? I'm DRUNK! Is'nt that HILARIOUS?
MIC: Uh... Not rea-
Then MIC and KS get hit by a bus.
MIC: Ow! Deadness! It hurts! Bad!
KS: Nah, I'm ok. It's cool. I'm just drunk.
Archem: Dude, Your ribs are sticking out. That looks bad.
KS: Nah, man, I'm cool. Hey everybody! I'm ok, I'm just drunk!
Archem kicks him in front of another bus.
KS: I'm fine, really! I'm just durnk!
Archem: Durnk? WTF does THAT mean?!
KS: Can you keep a secret?
Archem: Uh... I guess I ca-
KS: I'm drunk!
MIC: This is getting rediculous. I'm out of here.
MIC leaves. Bye-bye, Meiscool!
MIC: Yeah, **** you.