Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

FFL: *Wakes up, looks around* Good, my forum games are still horrendously longer than any others. My plan for world domination is succeeding, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: I'm bored.
CK: Me too.
Archem: Me 3.
MIC: ....
Grandy: ....
Drace: That's soooooo lame.

[Razor]

Razor: *melts from a brick wall, like the liquid terminator* Anyone need refreshments?
Drace: Nah, we're fine.
Razor: Okelydokely! *melts back into the wall*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *dies in slow motion*
Razor: *camera pans above Razor, who makes dramatic pose* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
Drace: Uh...
MIC: We don't really care.
FFL: Agree'D!
Razor: I know. I was just doing it for the money.
*Guy In Suit With Briefcase comes up*
GISWB: Mr. Razor, here's your... payment. *opens briefcase, which is filled with dog treats*
Razor: Score! *grabs briefcase and steps into a back room*
GISWB: *snickers*
Warxe: *reverse dies in slow motion* Hey, where's my payment?
GISWB: *hands Warxe some Viagra*
Warxe: Yes! *runs out of pub*

[Moosetroop11]

GISWB: And now, if you'll excuse me, I need to pee. *goes towards toilet*

Drace: No, wait-

MT11: NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Is it that door that randomly leads to alternate dimensions again?
 Warxe: Nay, just wet floor.

[Moosetroop11]

*A slip and a crack is heard*

GISWB: My ovaries!!!

[WarxePB]

Archem: *to MIC* So, these three guys walk into a pub...
*Warxe, Red and a hooker walk into the pub*
Archem: One guy says,
Warxe: What kind of filthy dump is this?
Archem: The second guy says,
Red: Well, you got banned from every other bar, tavern and pub in the world, so it'll have to do.
Archem: The first guy replies,
Warxe: That was entirely your fault!
Archem: And finally, the third guy says,
Hooker: *to CK* Hey baby, wanna give me money to have sex with you?
Archem: Huh? No, that's not right. The third guy says,
Hooker: *same thing to Grandy*
Archem: This is my joke here! The third guy says,
Hooker: Shut up. No one cares about your stupid joke.
Archem: Yeah, that's it.
Warxe: LOL XD *has convulsions on the floor*
Red: I don't think that's good...
GISWB: Whoops, looks like I gave him the wrong stuff. *hides bottle labelled "Suicide Pills"*

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman walks out of the room, carrying the GISWB on his shoulder.*

Warxe: What were you doing in there?
Bluhman: Oh, me? I was going to warn people about the wet floor, but then I decided that was a boring task, and kneed him in the groin.
Warxe:... Then what was the slip noise from?
Bluhman: That? That was... Um... Oh... shoot. I need to go. *Runs back into the bathroom*

*A slip is heard.*

Bluhman: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh.......!!!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *knoks the door with a huge book on his hand* Hey, Bluh, could you hurry up, I have urges I need to satisfy.
 Everyone: *Gasp*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *Wispers to MT11* Be carful not to shake Grandy's hand after he comes back, he might have crabs.
MT11: CRABS!? *Eats Grandy*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: On a side note, I would like to point out the urges previously metioned are for READING *points to the book on his hand*

[Moosetroop11]

*Porn mag falls out of Grandy's book*

Grandy: *Quickly grabs the mag and hides it behind his back* Reading.

...

*Runs to bathroom, slips* AAAAAAARGH!!!! *Crack*

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman comes out of the bathroom, with Grandy over his shoulder.*
Bluhman: That's two kneed in the groin.
MT11: I thought you slipped!... I thought I ate grandy!
Bluhman: I slipped and fell onto a pillow.
MT11: What was a pillow doing in the bathroom?
Bluhman: It was going to the bathroom.
MT11: But how can it go to the bathroom when it's already in the bathroom?
Bluhman: Hm... I see your point... I'm going to have to think about that as I use the washroom...
*Bluhman re-enters the Bathroom and a slip and crack is heard.*
Bluhman: That's a third one!
Pillow: Ow! Why do you do this to me? I saved your life!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: *Rises out the floor next to Bluhman*
Pillow: *Starts suffocating Bluhman until he falls to the ground.*
Ed: *Drags Bluhman out of the bathroom, dead. Ed walks back in.*