Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: MT11, I've something important to mention.
MT11: It can wait, me hearty!
Razor: Well, no, actually-
MT11: Arrr!
Razor: Dammit, where did you learn to act like a pirate.
MT11: From Mr Krabs
(MIC: lol crabs)
MT11: and those Birdseye fish finger commercials. But anyway, you was saying something? ....arr?
Razor: Right. Well, you have a problem, I hate One Piece.
MT11: Then it's Grandy's problem!
Razor: Well, actually, it's yours. Because I lit the ship on fire.
MT11: Then it's your problem! It's your pub.
Razor: Oh. Right. *disappointed* Well then, I'm going below deck. *turns away, walks past people running, burning and screaming. In that order, why not*

[DarkFlood2]

DarkFlood: Ow! I'm on fire! *Darkflood was dead when he entered the pub*
Archem: Ow! I'm on fire!

MIC*dancing around with a gascan*: Hahahaha! Burn Pub! BURN IT ALL!!! Hahahahah!! Haaahahaa -cough! Hack! (wierd throaty sound)!

[coasterkrazy]

MIC: *cough* More... gas...! *cough* Ahahahhghgg ugh...
*Pub explodes and all members wash up scattered on a desert island*

-_________? Isle__________-
/--MT11------------------Razor---|
|------------------------------------/
|__--------------------------------/
----|--MIC-----------------------/
-----|-DF2-------------Archem/-----------------_________
----|-----------------------------|----------------|--------------|            
---|------------------------------|----------------|--------------|
---|Grandy---------------------|----------------|--------------|
---|------------------------------|----------------|--------------|
---|-CK-----------------Warxe|----------------|--------------|
--|___________________|----------------|_________|

Everyone else was lost or on the smaller island to the east.

[DarkFlood2]

DarkFlood *staring in archem's direction*: Where am I? *turns to his left* Dammit!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Last thing I remember.... I was a pirate.... ya, I was a pirate in a floating pub in the seas... And then, eveything catch on fire... It must be those general stores ninjas, they are the mortal enemy of the pub pirates! That's it, I'll call some Inn Barbarians and kick those General Stores Ninjas asses!

 *Meanwhile, somewhere in the island*
 Shinobi: Come, everyone, discount prices! For every potion an ether for free!
 Shadow (FF6/3): Forget it, those Pub Pirates monopolize all the commerce around here.

 *Meanwhile, not too far from where Razor is*
 Samurai-looking guy: Darn it, if I can't have an appraisal shop, how can I call myself an Appraisal Shop Samurai? Everyone in the Magic Store Thief's party will laught at me!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *gets up* Eh? Deserted island? No computers or TVs or anything... Well, I guess I can practice my music sk1llZ. *summons a keyboard and starts playing Korobeiniki* ...Nah, this song sucks. *summons a guy with an electric guitar, a woman behind some drums, and a redneck with a banjo* Okay, guys... one two THREE! *band starts playing J-E-N-O-V-A*

[DarkFlood2]

DarkFlood hears a very faint sound.

DarkFlood:Wh-what is that? *moves closer* Why, That's jenova's battle theme! *Starts running* I'm coming Jenova!!! I'm co-*DarkFlood slams into a tree*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Hmm... I'm stranded it seems. I must remember the survival teachings of my old master....

*Flash back*

MIC: But, if the Great Wall of China was made to keep YOU out, how's come they went through so much teacher?
Chuck Norris: Because, I'm Chuck Norris. I lost my left ball in a fight with a wolf, you my know it's name as Jupiter. I can even touch MC Hammer. Rumor has it that I died three years ago, but death is to afraid to tell me. Hell, I'll bet even Superman wears my PJ's. The Chinese are afraid of me, and that's why they built this wall.
MIC: Oh, ok.

*End flash back*

MIC: Oh, of course, I go south.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Farewell you fair spanish laydeees...

*Jaws eats MT11*

[coasterkrazy]

CK: Well, this sucks... hey, there's Grandy
Grandy: Yes yes, General Stores Ninjas... yes, yes...
CK: Hey, Grandy!
Grandy: Aha! General Stores Ninja!!! Oh, wait no nevermind.
CK: What are you talking about?
Grandy: They caused this mess!
CK: I thought it was MIC...
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MIC: Chuck Norris never lies... south is the way to go... and who is that I see...?
DarkFlood: Uh... hi...?
MIC: Who are you again? Nevermind, do you hear J-E-N-O-V-A?
DarkFlood: Do you always have to spell it out?
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Razor: Where am I...? Hey, is that an Appraisal Shop Samurai? I must have floated all the way to Asia!

[Razor]

Razor: Well, this sucks. At least I'm away from those losers. Hmm. So. Can't have a monologue, now. Need something interesting.
*A large snow owl appears*
Razor: Splendid! You! Owl! You will take me back to Charas immediately!
Owl: O RLY? *flies off*
Razor: Bastard!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Well, this is getting boring. Let's play something else.
Drummer: omg lets play fify sent lolz
Guitarist: No?
Redneck: No.
Warxe: Nope.
Drummer:
Guitarist: How about Oil Ocean?
Redneck: No! It has to be Time Circuits!
Warxe: No and no. We're gonna play Dark Messenger. *summons Kuja*
Kuja: I thought my debt was paid off?
Warxe: Not yet. You still have your violin?
Kuja: Yeah.
Warxe: And that costume?
Kuja... *sigh* *puts on a French Maid costume*
Warxe: There we go. *band starts jamming out to Dark Messenger*

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman is sitting on the island east to the bigger one. He spots the people on the other island.*

Bluhman: Oh hello, people!
Razor: Wha? How'd you get here?
Bluhman: I... was in the pub, remember, XMTE stepped on my face, which was a mean thing to do, and it somehow made me become completley forgotten by the others.
Razor: Oh... yeah. It's coming back now... Wait, I've got a plan! Is XMTE there?
Bluhman: Not to my...
XMTE: Haha! I am so funny! BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bluhman: Shush, child.
*Bluhman knees XMTE in the groin.*
XMTE: Owwwww!
Razor: Good! Now, toss him in the water!
Bluhman: What?
Razor: Just do it!
Bluhman: Fine.
*Bluhman tosses XMTE in the water. The sharks begin to eat him. After finishing their meal, they turn to Bluhman and begin staring at him.*
Razor: Ok, obviously, the sharks see you as their wonderous shark king now... I think. Anyway, command them to get us back to land.
Bluhman: I don't think this will work...
Razor: Oh, come on! How many things have gone wrong here so far?
Bluhman: About 512 things?
Razor: Shut up and get on the shark.
Bluhman: Fine.
*Bluhman begins to mount the shark like a horse, but then another shark bites off Bluhman's leg.*
Bluhman: Crap.
*Bluhman = EAT'D!*
Razor: That didn't work...
Warxe: Now what? All that did was make those sharks circle this island in a foreboding manner!
Everybody:...
*Everybody moves towards the center of the island...*

[Archem]

Archem: So then I tells him "popsicle"! Haha!
DarkFlood: I have no idea what you're talkin' about. I don't even know where you came from!
Warxe: Anyone seen MT11?
Moosetroop11: Here I am!
Then Bluhman's soul floated up.
BluhSoul: Uh... I saw you dead in that shark back there. How'd you get here?
MT11: Yeah, but I ate him.
BluhSoul: But... You were dead...
MT11: Yeah, well, I hadn't had lunch today, and I had a few Phoenix Downs...
Archem: Yeah, I bet that was ironic. Mister Troop getting eaten.

[shadus]

*Ship crashs on shore*

Razor:We're saved!

*Zolo jumps out*

Zolo:Need a lift?

Razor:I think I'd rather get eat'n by sharks.

*Shadus gets washed up on shore*

Shadus:I'm alive!Now back to playing with you guys!

Razor:Run!

*Everyone jumps on the ship and it sails a top speed*

Shadus:Wait you forgot me!




Note,If this is stupid I'll junk it.