Charas Pub

[Archem]

Archem: Moosey, no!
No
No
No
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Razor: We are gathered here today to-
CK:*whispers*
Razor: Oh. A-hehe... Excuse me... Uh... Moosetroop11 was a good... er... moose. A respected moose. And a funny moose.
MIC: A-boo-hoo-hoo!
Grandy: Cool! Let's read his will!

[Big_Duke]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11

quote:

Aren't gun smilies illegal in this Forum?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why on earth would they include them then?




MT11: Ooo! Banana!

That is a great unanswered question.

MT11:Who said I was dead?
Razor:Zombie!!!!!!!!
MIC:Cool!
Duke:Meh.*Drinks*

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman bursts in*

Bluhman: SLAY THY UNDEAD!!!

*Bluhman kills the undead MT11*

MIC: What'd you do that for!?
Bluhman: ...
MIC: Well!?
Bluhman: For the fur. Now if you would excuse me
*Bluhman takes out a pair of shears and skins MT11's body. Then he leaves.*
Razor:... Ok?

[shadus]

And that's how MT11 became a soft hugable Moose haed doll.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11 doll: PWEASE HUG MEEE!!!

[Razor]

Enmbe: FB. Jr arrq n tvzzvpx.
Jnekr: Naq abg whfg nal tvzzvpx. V'q cersre n fhcre tvzzvpx bs ZNFF QRFGEHPGVBA! ZHNUNUNUNUNUN!!!
Tenaql: Lbh zrna n cresrpgyl fnsr bar, evtug?
Jnekr: Re, fher. Evtug. Gung.
Zrvfpbby: Fb, qb lbh ernyyl guvax hfvat EBG13 vf n tbbq tvzzvpx? Yvxr, abbar jvyy unir n pyhr jung lbh'er gnyxvat nobhg, naq vg'f bire nyy whfg n ergnegrq vqrn.
*fvyrapr*
Enmbe: Zna, shpx lbh. Nyfb, gung'f jul V chg vg va gur qrfpevcgvba one.
Zrvfpbby: Fb lbh guvax gur hfhny sbehz tbref jvyy or fzneg rabhtu gb tbbtyr EBG13?
Enmbe: ...tbbq cbvag. Jr'er nyy fperjrq.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Razor: I can't understand you!!

*Bombs all*

[Drace]

Drace: *hugs MT*

[Archem]

Archem: *Hugs Drace, receives uncomfortable looks from throughout the room.*
Drace: Stop. Now.
Archem:   I just wanted a hug!
Razor: And you shall receive... Here. Hug this nuke.
Archem: Oh, Nukey! I love you!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Nuke: "That's Duke, dummy!"
Archem:  
Duke: "Let me go."
Archem:  
Enmbe: iogk ifkdytiv dk hdskl  klsdj
MIC: "What?"
*Bluhman rides onto the scene on a donkey.*
Bluhman: "See you in hell, demon."
*Bluhman shoots Archem.*
Duke: "Lol."
MIC: "Why did you shoot Archem?"
Bluhman: "Because he stole my oreos. Oh, my oreos. They were so nice to me. They helped me with my homework, they fed me, clothed me, and were parents to me. I will miss them and hope that they are in a better place. Goodbye, Chewy. Goodbye, Crunchy. Goodbye creamy. May you find happiness in the world beyond that which we live in."
MIC: "What?"
*Munching sound.*
*Bluhman and meiscool turn around to see Duke huddled in the corner.*
*Bluhman points a gun at Duke.*
Bluhman: "What's in the box, Duke?"
Duke: "Nothing."
Bluhman: "Liar!"
*Bluhman shoots Duke.*
*Duke drops a box of keebler cookies.*
Bluhman: "..."
MIC: "What a pointless post."

[Archem]

Archem sits up.
Archem: Ow! Were those pointed pellets? I think I'm bleeding. Alot. And ther's a possibility of lead poisoning.
Bluhman: Shhhhhut up. I'm eating ELFudges.
Grandy: Wait.. If Archem's ok... And Duke's not... And Bluhman shot Duke... And Duke's a nuke...
MIC: Get to the point already!
Duke explodes, creating a massive explosion that destroys half of Tokyo.

[Razor]

Eh, I didn't expect much.

http://www.degraeve.com/rot13.php  

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Razor: SO. We need a gimmick.
Warxe: And not just any gimmick. I'd prefer a super gimmick of MASS DESTRUCTION! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Grandy: You mean a perfectly safe one, right?
Warxe: Er, sure. Right. That.
Meiscool: So, do you really think using ROT13 is a good gimmick? Like, noone will have a clue what you're talking about, and it's over all just a retarted idea.
*silence*
Razor: Man, **** you. Also, that's why I put it in the description bar.
Meiscool: So you think the usual forum goers will be smart enough to google ROT13?
Razor: ...good point. We're all screwed.
_______________________________

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed googles ROT13. It doesn't help.*

[Archem]

Archem: Google... it? What? I don't get it.
Enmbe: V xarj vg. Ur'f vyyvgrengr.
Tenaql: Uryy, V qba'g rira xabj jung'f tbvat ba! V'z whfg orvat hfrq nf n cybg qrivpr! Uryc zr!
CK: They're speaking in tongues! We need help! We need an exorcist.
Ed: I used to be a priest! Does that count?
MIC: Sure...

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed pulls out bible and starts chanting.*

--Silence--

All of a sudden, the ground cracked open.

Ed: "Whoops. Wrong chant. I accidentally set Satan free."

*Satan rises from the giant hole in the floor. He looks at Meiscool.*

Satan: "How much did you get?"
MIC: "$200, some bacon, and a wallet."
*Satan takes the stuff.*
Satan: "Congrats, Meiscool. You are now free of sin."

*Satan sinks back into the hole.*

Razor: "My bacon!!"

*Razor jumps after Satan.*
*The hole closes up.*

Ed: "Whoops."