Charas Pub

[Archem]

MIC: Oh, crap! I got Canadian bacon!
Razor: Oh, poor you. You know what this means, don't you?
MIC: Uh...
Archem: It means that I get the ham.
Grandy: I do believe it is pronounced "bacon".
Razor: It means that we have to run him through "The Gauntlet".
D'arrr!kFlood: *Gasp!* Not "Ye Olde Gauntlet!" Yarr!
Razor: Yes, "Ye Olde Gauntlet". I mean, "The Gauntlet".
MIC: What's the gaunt-
Razor: "The Gauntlet!"
MIC: ... Yes... "The Gauntlet". What is it?
Razor: Well...
Grandy: I hope we're still en route to the boo-
Archem: Treasure.
Grandy: Yeah, that.
Razor: AHEM! I was GOING to explain what "The Gauntlet" is, but since you've got better things to do...
MIC: No! No! I have to know!
Razor: Well then, "The Gauntlet" is-

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Why do I get the feeling that good jokes are being lost amonst a tide of very bad humour?

...


...


I miss my bacon.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed pushes Darrrr!kflood out of his chair.*

Ed: "Get lost ye ocean scum!"

*Darrrr!kflood and Ed start fighting in the background.*

Razor: "Not enough!" *Pushes button.* *Razor vanishes.*
MIC:  
*Razor reappears with 200$ in his hand.*
MIC: How did you do that?"
Razor: "I just took it."
MIC: "Why didn't I think of that?"  
*Archem flies into space again.*
Ed: "You idiot! You pressed the eject button!"
Darrrr!kflood: "Yarrr!"


Archem: *Lands*
MT11: "so I ate the fruit and my arm stretched."
Archem: "I could care less."
Grandy: *Lands still sitting on the toilet with a paper.*
Archem: "Razor said he left that here!"

*The Pub then land on Archem, Grandy, and MT11.*

[Meiscool-2]

Razor: How much did you get?
MIC: $20 and a wallet.
Razor: That's better, now hand it over.
MIC: Only if you hand over your $200 dollars and wallet first.
Razor: Ho ho, that anit gonna work on me, because I'm the only person that can b.....
MIC: The transaction is complete.
Razor: ... and that is why you can't fo.... oh ****.

[Big_Duke]

Duke:*Runs in* Give back my money!*Attacks MIC*
MIC: Oh,****!
Duke:MUGGER!*takes every cent for MIC,and dollar,and his backup money,and his emergency money and his emergancy back up money,and makes him broke*That was all mine!*gives everybody there wallets back,then takes them and heads for the end of the universe* Bwahahahahahaahahaha!

[Archem]

Razor: Yeah! And... wait... Where's my bacon!?
Archem: Oh, yeah, we were chasing those aliens...
Razor: Then we're off! Mr. D'arr!kFlood, man the "cock"-pit! We're going to chase those pirate-aliens to the end of the Earth!
Archem: Universe.
Razor: Galaxy.
And so, the pub-goers departed on a trip to attain Razor's bacon. Will they regain their booty?
Archem: Treasure.
Treasure. Will they get it? Find out next week on "The Charas Pub"!

[Meiscool-2]

MT11: ...and that is how my wife passed away.
MIC: Wait... are you still talking?
MT11: Yeah.... I just want some love....

















































Archem: Then why did you eat your wife?

[X_marks_the_ed]

MT11: Weren't you listening? I put bacon grease on her, and she got too close to Razor.
*Ed appears out of nowhere.*
Ed: I remember that! I was the zoo keeper of Razor's pen!

MIC: *Bombs self.*

MT11: ..... aahhh!!!

*All turn to see Razor's face flying towards them.*

[Drace]

Drace: *shoots MIC in the head* Well I'm done here, have fun guys. *leaves pub again*

[shadus]

Shadus'olddeadAIDSfilledghost:Is it safe now?

[Razor]

Meanwhile

Drace: So, back to World Of Warcraft.
SirHoofsAlot: Taurens are great. I like Taurens.
4DAllience: Lol taurnes sux
SirHoofsAlot: **** YOU! **** YOU AND DIE! YOU ****ing BASTARD! I'LL ****ing KILL YOU!
*guild battle*
4DAllience: *leaves area*
SirHoofsAlot: I showed him.
Drace: You died like 5 times.
SirHoofsAlot: YOU WANT SOME TOO, BITCH? I'LL CUT YOU.
Drace: Whatever.
SirHoofsAlot: Say, why did you choose the orcs, anyway?
Drace: They remind me of my mother.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed goes back into Razor's basement.*

Shadus'oldAIDSfilledghost: "Razor! Cut his head off!"
*Razor's pulls out his giant sword Hawk Eye style.*

Razor: Asta l'adios, Sirhoofsalot.

Sirhoofsalot: Moo.

MT11: Hooray!

MIC: *Bombs self.*

---Stare down---

*Sirhoofsalot lunges*
*Razor slices his head as he saors by.*

Razor: OWN3D, foo!

MIC:  

Shadus'oldAIDSfilledghost: I'm also a ZKX fan, foo!

MIC:  

FFL:  

MIC:  

[shadus]

WTFBFH?

[Razor]

But SirHoofsAlot is on WoW, and I, Razor, have no lust for WoW...

[shadus]

And you made me and my ghost two people.