Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: I think its about time we tell Ed he's not funny.
Warxe: Nor intertaining
Drace: I think Razor should do it.
Razor: Okeydoky. *Walks into batkroom, slips* Shi...*Crack*...t

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: *Walks out.* I know I'm not funny. I just make myself laugh, and that's all that matters. *Steps on Bluhman's face as he leaves.*

Grandy:*Runs back in with his magazine.*
MIC:    "Again, Grandy?"
MT11: DIDN'T I EAT HIM!?

[Razor]

Seriously, MIC, stop pointing out who is and isn't funny.

Razor: *joke*
Grandy: *laugh*
Warxe: *does not find funny*
MT11: *does not understand*
MIC: *far better joke*
Grandy: *rofl*
Warxe: *laugh*
MT11: *does not understand*
Razor: *punch MIC in the face*
MIC:
MT11: *finally gets joke, laughs*

[Meiscool-2]

Razor: *joke*
Grandy: *laugh*
Warxe: *does not find funny*
MT11: *does not understand*
MIC: *far better joke*

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Drace: *left out*

[Moosetroop11]

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Oh I see, XDDDDDDDDDDD

[Razor]

Meanwhile, in the corner

Drace: Hmm, I'll move my rook, HERE! HAHA! FEAR THIS!
Archem2: Checkmate.
Drace: WTF. Hmm. Alright, alright. Hmm... ZERG RUSH ZERG RUSH ZERG RUSH!!!
Archem2: Wha-
*zerglings rush through the window, swarm over Archem2 and leave with him*
Drace: Woo, check mate.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *Summon's Warxe*
Warxe: *Posts*














MT11: Oh, haha, I get it! The zerglings ran off with Archem, and Drace won, even though he lost. What irony! *wipes away tear*

[Razor]

Razor: I installed a DDR machine, so I know who to kill first!
Customers: Yay!

[Meiscool-2]

Archem: Oh, I'll play! How much?
MIC: *Points to big sign saying "Only 25 cents!"*
Archem: Oh, right. Hey, where do I put the quarter in at?
Sirus: MINE! *hits Archem on the back of the head, steals quarter* Hehehehehe *runs away*

[Moosetroop11]

Worm1: SAIOKEN!
Worm2: Ow! Ow! Stop that!
Worm1: Heeheeheeheehee
Worm3: What's that?

MT11: *Eats worms*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Hoorah! DDR! *summons genie*
Genie: Yes?
Warxe: Turn my bones into rubber!
Genie: As you wish.
*Warxe starts flopping around as if his bones were made of rubber*
Genie: That's your 3rd wish. I'm free of you now!
Warxe: Nope. I wished for a million wishes with my first wish, remember?
Genie: Grrr... *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
Warxe: Now, to own this DDR machine... *sets the difficulty to "Ultimate Guru" but completely fails* Grrr...
MT11: *eats DDR machine*

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11's stomach starts beating out techno music*

MT11: ... *Dances*

[Archem]

Count 50 Archem: My quarters! Noooo!
And then Archem gets hit by a white supremisist ray of sunlight, eliminating his vampirism and his blackness.
Archem: I feel kinda squeeky now. Anywho, on to dancing!
MT11: No, I'm busy digesting the machine. I must say however, it needs salt.
MIC: You've been gone for a while. It was kinda quiet there, too. And things made sense... I declare that we send him to Pakistan. Who agrees?

[coasterkrazy]

CK: To agree or not to agree, that is the question. Oh, my it looks like I hath becometh William Shakespeare. Oh, well. Come hither MT11!
MT11: What?
WSCK: *punches MT11 in the stomach*
MT11: GURGH! *spits up DDR*
WSCK: Cometh all, let us dance!

[Meiscool-2]

WSCK: Look at my clever nickname!
MIC: Hmmm... it took me 3 whole fricking minutes to figure out that ment William Shakespeare CoasterKrazy.
Sirus: Who the hell is CoasterKrazy?