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Offline WarxePB

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« Reply #3300 on: April 03, 2006, 04:29:01 PM »
Warxe: Ah, if it isn't the Devil. *takes off shoes* You know what to do.
Satan: I'm paid off.
Warxe: Not quite. You still have 30 more.
Satan: *gets all big and stuff* FOOL! DO NOT TEMPT THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!
Warxe: Feel better now?
Satan: ... *shrinks*
Warxe: *summons a soapy sponge and some rubber gloves* Make sure to get in between the toes, eh?
Satan: Grrr... *starts washing Warxe's feet*
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« Reply #3301 on: April 03, 2006, 05:31:22 PM »
Drace: Be happy you don't have to wash Al Bundy's feet.
Satan: Please, at the mere thought of it I get nascious.
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« Reply #3302 on: April 04, 2006, 07:53:00 AM »
Drace: Satan, just out of curiosity, do I go to hell?
Satan: Well, yeah, I mean we have a freaking lounge reserved for charas members. You guys are like gods amung all of the little hell deamons and stuff.
Drace: Cool, so, we're like royalty or something?
Satan: If royalty means that I'm joking and that you're actually destined to spend eternity hanging from a tree branch by your intestines while being butt-raped with multiple cattle prods as we pour molten lead on your eyeballs, then yes. Yes you are.

Satan: Oh come on, don't give me that look.
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Offline Big_Duke

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« Reply #3303 on: April 04, 2006, 07:44:56 PM »
Satan:HAHAHA!
Duke:*Colors satan white and put an angel costume on him*BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Satan:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3304 on: April 04, 2006, 09:05:42 PM »
Ok... That was very thoughtless of you, Duke. Now I have to worry about a horizontal scroll bar. And just because I can: Ahem! Satan is a fallen angel/ ruler of hell, so he looks like any other angel, just with burned up wings.
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Archem: Hmm... I've done that royalty thing before. It ain't that great.
Satan: I was being sarcastic, you imbecile!
Grandy: So THAT's how you spell it! I-M-B-E-C-I-L-E!
MIC: J-E-N-O-V-A...
Razor: Ok, enough of that. Satan, your wife called, she said she wants you home for dinner. She sounded pretty mad...
Satan: Oh no! That bitch'll eat me alive! I better get going!
Warxe: Hey! What about my feet?!
Satan: Trust me, this is better for both of us. If she finds out you're what made me late... *shivers*
Archem: ... Cool! Free sponge!
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Offline Razor

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« Reply #3305 on: April 04, 2006, 09:57:11 PM »
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That was very thoughtless of you, Duke. Now I have to worry about a horizontal scroll bar.


Razor: Not any more :P For in a perfect Forum Gaming, people need not worry about the horizontal scroll bar, *rants*
Grandy: Wow, I can't think of anything funny to say.





Grandy: Really!
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3306 on: April 04, 2006, 10:32:23 PM »
Archem: Yay! We're saved from the evils of Duke (Nukem)!
MIC: Yay!
CK: Yay!
KS: Yay!
Grandy: Yay!
Drace: Yay!
Warxe: Yay!
Ed'd: Yay!
D'arr!kFlood: Yay!
Everyone Else: Yay!

...

Archem: But what about page one?
DUH-DUH-DAAAAAAH!!!!
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Offline Razor

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« Reply #3307 on: April 04, 2006, 10:41:47 PM »
My resolution is 1280x1040
I'm not complaining. :D
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #3308 on: April 05, 2006, 04:12:34 PM »
Big Duke: Hmm, I can't think of anything funny to say.

MT11: If you can't think of a joke, don't post anything, idiot!






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« Reply #3309 on: April 08, 2006, 06:46:05 PM »
Satan: "Two days without a post?"
Razor: "My bacon!!"
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Offline Big_Duke

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« Reply #3310 on: April 08, 2006, 06:50:36 PM »
Duke:...MMMMMM......Bacon.

Razor:My precious!

Duke:Bacon...MMMMMMMM
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3311 on: April 08, 2006, 10:28:02 PM »
Archem: Wait a minute... What the hell happened to the aliens?
MT11: Oh... Them... Ok, I'll give you three guesses, and the first two don't count.
Razor: Oh no! You didn't!
Grandy: Did he make number two?
Razor: What? No! He


MIC: And that's why I have no testicles.
Archem: It makes perfect sense! I mean, I was sceptical about the lizard transplant, but it all seems to make so much sense!
Razor: Hells yeah! I'm getting one tomorrow!
All: Hahahahahaha!
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3312 on: April 08, 2006, 11:43:08 PM »
MIC: No no, you see, girls don't have balls, that's why I don't have testicles.
N00bs: MIC IS GIRL!?
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« Reply #3313 on: April 11, 2006, 08:19:23 PM »
It's been like 4 days, so now everyone is back at the pub.
Razor: So. Decorations anyone? I think we should make this place less dank.
Grandy: You can't get rid of the dank. It's what makes the pub the pub!
Razor: Fine, what about the dank decorations?
Grandy: With added dank?
Razor: You betcha!
Drace: STOP SAYING DANK! IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A WORD ANYMORE! *runs, screaming*
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #3314 on: April 11, 2006, 09:28:15 PM »
Razor: No! No-one escapes the dank! Release the bees!!!
Grandy: The dank bees?
Razopr: Yes, release them!
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