Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

*after animation*

Pacman: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||------]
Tomi: WHAT!?

[Tomi]

MT11:  Damn, all these n00bs I ate are giving me gas...   HEY! A PENNY! *bends over, aiming butt towards Pacman*
Tomi: *puts on gas mask*
MT11: *fart*
Pacman: |||||||||||||||||||||||||[---------------------------------]
Meiscool:  ^lol negative health

[Archem]

Archem: Yay! We are teh winz0rz!
[START!]
Archem: Shorts... Forgot he had extra lives...

[Tomi]

Tomi: Wait, he's only going to chase Archem, because hes the only ghost.  *pause*           *grabs popcorn*  

[Drace]

Jack Black: Don't worry Kyle! Wonderboy is here! With the power to fly, levitation Kyle! And the power to kill a jak from 200 yards away using MIND BULLETS!

Wonderboy: You die Pacman! *gets eaten*

Pacman: Play the best song in the world! Or I'll eat you alive!

Jack: Well me and Kyle, *looks at Kyle and Kyle at him* we looked at each other and said...

Jack and Kyle: Okay.

Jack: And we played the first thing that came to our heads, just so happen to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the wo*gets eaten*

Kyle: . . . *runs away*

[Moosetroop11]

I always liked Kyle better anyway.

Pacman: Git in mah BELLEH!
MIC: Old.
Pacman:

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Hey, I've got an idea. *summons an army of living swords* CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGE! *runs at Pacman*
Pacman: *eats everything*
MIC: Well, that was useful.
Razor: Yes.
*Pacman explodes*
Warxe: *steps out* Th...th...the in...i-i-i-i-i *passes out*

[Meiscool-2]

Door: Knock Knock
Razor: Who is it?
Door: It's a me! The Plummer.
Razor: Oh. Come on in.
Plummer: Thankyou. Now, where is your sink?
Razor: Over there by that big yellow dot that's eatting everyone.
Plummer: Here we go!
MIC: *walks in* Who's that guy?
Tomi: That's Mario, the pub's plummer.
MIC: Oh really... We'll just see about that. *walks away*
Warxe: What's he up to again?
Tomi: Who knows?
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MIC: Hello... "Plummer".
Plummer: It's a me!
MIC: Yes, it's a you.
Plummer: Here we go! *Begins to eat a mushroom*
MIC: Not so fast!
Plummer: AYahah. *Poison Mushroom sound plays*
MIC: You're not a plummer!
Plummer: It's a me!
MIC: I know every plummer in the world and you're not one of them.
Plummer: What are you going to do to me, Plummer?
MIC: I'm gonna make you work!
Plummer: ?
MIC: That hidious thing over there named Drace has a "clogged drain". You're going to "unclog" it for him.
Plummer: Why are you speaking using quotations?
MIC: Because I like to, now go do your job.
Plummer: Here we go!

[Tomi]

Tomi: *eats a pizza*
Mario: Hey, that twas me lunch!
Tomi: After trying to unclog Drace, there will be no need for lunch.

[Meiscool-2]

Drace: Quite clearly, I'm better then all of you.
MIC: It's true.
Razor: Where is this coming from?
Drace: Hmmm, nowhere I guess. I just felt like reminding you of that fact.
Drace's Fangirl's: How could we forget!?!?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Hey, my nuke is here! *points to an airplane flying overhead, which drops a large brown package*
Tomi: Is it armed?
Warxe: Probably.... oh crap.
Drace: NOOOOOOooooooo.... We're all gonna die! And I never got a chance to taste Mid's sweet flesh!
MIC: Ha ha... wait, taste?
Mario: Mama mia!
Razor: Come on, let's all climb into MT11's stomach!
MT11: O_o
Warxe: Well, while we're all admitting stuff, I'm gay with Zero.
MIC: HA! *looks at Tomi* That's $25,000,000, buddy!
Tomi: :*(
Nuke: GONNA BOOM Y'ALL, NIGGA!
*Nuke deals 5 billion Nuclear-type damage to the surrounding area*
*Patch of land is inflicted with Nuclear Holocaust condition*

[Tomi]

Tomi: Tomi am currently outraged, not because of the nucular bomb attack, but rather because Warxe locked the Topic Licking thread, which Tomi was going to win once it got to 25 pages.  But NOOO, Warxe didn't want Tomi to win a forum game. BOOO.
MIC: Did you just refer to yourself in third person?
Tomi: Radiation does that to ya.

[Archem]

Archem: >_> I'm glowing. Hows about that?

[Moosetroop11]

MT111: I'm pretty sure something's wrong here.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: OMG! MT111! There's 100 more than we though! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THE ANTHROFAGICAL MOOSE ARMY IS HERE!
 -panic and paranoia-