Charas Pub

[EXO Muffin]

Box: (thinking) I am a box. Yay. ...I'm bored.

Drace: Ugh, where's the bathroom? I had too much to drink...Oh, well, here's a box...

Box: (thinking)OH, GOD!

[Meiscool-2]

Please, don't use newbs in the pub. The pub's main characters are: Grandy, Bluhman, Razor, Drace, MIC, Tomi, Warxe () Probally now Dragon, and Archem. If you want to make a post with yourself in it, that's fine. However, please try to make less posts with characters that are new to the pub, such as Jek and Elementalhero, and make your own posts. Also, I personally would like it if you didn't put spaces between each person talking. Normally, a space means it's a new scene or etc.

Why am I posting this? Because you're not funny here at the pub, and I know I'm not the only one that thinks this.

[EXO Muffin]

I understand that I'm not funny. I'll try to downgrade my n00bishness.

About the spaces in between: I like it better because it's hard for me and probably some other's to tell who's talking. Like, if I put:

Drace:blahblablaalablablabalba
Razor:modmodmdmodmodmmodmod!

people might think Drace is saying,"blahblablaalablablabalba
Razor:modmodmdmodmodmmodmod," and it gets mangled up in a heap. Like Jek with a Naruto doll. You see what I am saying?
If I want to make a new scene, I'd put,"[Later in the pub...]," or,"-SCENE 2-," or something similar. The personal controversy between this style:

[Later in the pub...]

Razor: Modmodmod mod modmod mod!

Drace: Blahblbalbalbabalabalbasexualinnuendoblbalablalbabcheeseblbalblabah!

Meiscool: *whacks Drace* Stabstabstab stab stabba stab!


and this:

Later in the pub, Razor inquired to be persistent of moderation.
Drace was rather profound of this fluxuation of restrainment, and therefore exclaimed," It does seem so that a chicken has more testicles than thou, my dear Razor! " Meiscool was offended by this obnoxious commentory, and plummeted a large log upon the scalp of Drace. " What an idiot! I shalt resort to violence for I am popular for malevolent dumbfoundings of many! And I word to that, congratulations enshowered me, but no thanks did give I," said Meiscool.


Well, let's check the n00b-o-meter! *sticks it under tongue*

^
Jek
[SHADOW]= 7|
= 6|
= 5|
= 4|
= 3|
= 2|
= 1|[/SHADOW]
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[Meiscool-2]

MIC: OMFG HOW DID I FORGET WARXE!?!?!?
Warxe:.... *kills MIC*
Tomi: OMG lol wtf?

[Drace]

MIC, shut up.

The main characters are, and always will be: Razor, Wergnome, Warxe, Drace, Meiscool, Red Giant, White Dwarf, Grandy, MT11, Tomi, Dragonium and all the other old dudes.

[EvilShadowX1]

*Glue wears off, EXS1 falls to floor*

EXS1: Ouch! Hey is that a PC I SEE!

*Walks over to The Batman's PC and starts messing with it*

EXS1: Thats better! Now it has Pong

*plays it for a looooooooooooooooooooong time*

[Drace]

Drace: *searches the last post for something funny* Awww...

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: XD wow, I forgot MT11 too. I didn't want to mention Xen or Red though, cause they're pretty much gone.
Red: I'll always be right here, in your heart.
Everyone: Awww
MIC: You're sweet. *kisses Red on the cheak*
Red: Well.. you know, I once considered being a candy, but I didn't think the job had enough benifits.
MIC: Hehe, Red, you're so funny.
Red: No, you're funny! I'm just mediocre.
MIC: Aww, I love you.
Red: I love you too.
Xen: 0_o      Am I missing something?
Drace: Yes, now kiss me you fool.

[Tomi]

Tomi:  Drace, don't make Rev post that picture of Johnny Depp again.
Drace: *runs into pub bathroom*
MIC:  I just left a huge dookey in there.  It's shaped like Johnny Depp.
Drace: *runs out* IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!1
MIC: Sorry, I missed.

[Archem]

Archem: So... Cockerspaniel.
Archem retires for the day.
Archem: Better this than a crappy joke. You sexy son of a bitch.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Walks up to bar* Back to the good old days, Razor. Gimme something hard.
MIC: LOL THAT SOUNDS SO RONG!

[Tomi]

Razor: *hands him a rock*  Asshat.
Tomi: *sits down at the bar*  Gimme a Dew.
Red:  Give me two beers.
MIC: giMe BlOw j0b!!!11 lolololololo*dies*
Warxe: *reserects MIC*  Damn, everyone would be dead without me.
Drace: Quite the contrary. *kills Warxe*
Everyone: *dies*

Drace: *wakes up in a bed* OMG, that dream was so scary!! Everyone died when Warxe died....
Johnny Depp: *next to him* Well, it's alright now Draceypoo.
Drace:  AHHH MY GOD!!!!

Drace: *wakes up in a bed* Damn that was freaky.
Red: *next to him* What happened, dear?  
Drace: Oh nothing, honey.

[elementalhero76]

EH76: at least Im not the box XD
*kicks box*
Box(EXO muffin):ow that hurt ******* noob
EH76:I thought boxes dont feel. Oh well how about this?
*takes lighter to Exo Muffin.*
box: Wait no im sorry I called you a noob! Wait nooooo!
*crackle crackle*
Box: I'm on fire! Wait! Does that make me a willow o wisp?
EH76: congeratulations you have class changed to firey ghost!
Fire ball(exo muffin still): Boo! Burn in hell with me!
*zooms around the room burning stuff*
Eh76: Crap! what have I done?

[Emerates]

Emerates: *Walks in, sits down next to Warxe*
Warxe: .............
Emerates: ..............
Warxe: .............
Emerates: ..............
Warxe: Aren't you dead?
Emerates: No.
Warxe: But....  I saw you die.  And I didn't revive you.
Emerates: Didn't you know beer has healing powers?
Warxe: No it doesn't.  It eats your liver alive.
Emerates: ..............
Warxe: ................
Emerates: What a n00b......  *Leaves pub*
Warxe: ...........
Mario: Pasta!
EXO Ghost: Boo!
MIC: *kills EXO Bob*

[Tomi]

MT11: *eats EXOmuffin, elementalhero, Emerates, and of course, Jek*  
Tomi: I know that tasted terrible, I just hate n00b, but you did a good deed to society.  Now, no more posty for eated n00bs.
MIC: Those are going to be some ranky farts.