Charas Pub

[Archem]

Archem crashes through the front window and lands on Exo. Killing him. Because Archem had a lead suit of armor on.
MIDc: Oh my God! He killed Exey!
MID: You hero!
Archem: Ahh! Lead poisoning!!!
Warxe: Wait, that can't be right... How could it have gotten into your system?
Archem: Huffed it. All the cool kids are doing it.
Mid: Oh God, please smite me now, for I am swamped with idiotic filth.
Your biggest fan,
 - Mid
Archem dies, Mimo waltzes in.
Mimo: Ah, I love the waltz! 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3!
Drace shoots Mimo in the face with Boomstick.
Boomstick(BS): BOOM, NIGGA!!!
MT11: Well, at least the greatest evils of the world are over. Let their randomness never return!
Drace: Eat fish, talking moose!
BS: FISH, NIGGA!!!

[Emerates]

*Time warp to 1497*
Indiana: Well, we're here everbody....  *busts out whip*
Mid: The whip and time travel are the only reasons I'm having his child instead of yours, Drace....
Drace: Really?
Mid: Yep.
Drace: I love you Mid!!!!1!! *hugs*
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MID: *Slaps Drace*  Wake up!
Tomi: Okay.  We're in 1497, but where are we?
Dragonium: Istanbul.
Archem: How do you know?
Dragonium: Hey, I've been gone a long time.
Emerates: That fool EXO Muffin has been his idiot self.  For the LAST TIME.
Tomi:........  lol.
EXO Muffin: Hey, you anti-emo fools!  Have a muffin!  *Throws muffins at assorted package of Charas members/Indiana Jones*
Meisdickless: Pfft....  like those could possibly hurt us...
EXO: They have used syringes in them!
Drace: *With woman's voice* OH NO!!!  I'm gonna get AIDS again!!!  And they won't be Mid's!!!!
Emerates: *pulls chains off gothic pants* B!tch! *bitchslaps muffins back at EXO*
EXO: *with accupuncture* Ow!  WTF?!??!!!?!1/1/11?
Emerates: What you guys didn't know about me is that I AM the Emo Supremo.
EXO: .........  The What?
Emerates: The leader of all Emoes stationed across the world!!!!
Tomi: Whoa....  *coughlosercough*
MID: That's worse than not having a penis....
Drace: Or knowing that you're not the father of Mid's child....
MID: Enough with the Mid stuff, it's kinda creepy.
Archem: Yeah.
Emo Supremo: Now, EXO MUFFIN, prepare to be served swift, painful, Emo justice!!!  *throws box of razors at EXO*
EXO: So wh- *Box opens in mid-air*
EXO: Oh sh-  *sluuuuuiiiiiiiice!*
Tomi: Cool.  One less n00b.
MID:  Whatever.
Drace: Almost Draceshin worthy.  Except it was EMO.
Emo Supremo: Now.....  how do we get back to two months after the two months before EXO muffin ruined the Pub?
Emoes: We've still got the time machine......  T.T  *cutselves*
Everyone: ........
MID: Look!! Sun!!
Emoes: What?!?  Where?!?  *Run*
Dragonium: Now there's enough room for all of us.
*everone climbs in*
*SHIGGIDASHIGGIDA TIMEWARP'D #2!!!!*
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(Back at Pub)
Razor: Hmmmm......  it's oddly non-n00bish in here....
*huge space-time hole*
*Various pubsters climb out of time machine*
Razor: Oh.  That's why.
Meisdickless: I'll have a beer.
MT11: You can't see me.

[EXO Muffin]

[Right before EXO muffin go pwnxz0rzed...]

EXO: (Thinking: Ehehehe. Since I first visited a few minutes before my death, I know I'll die...so I have implanted a muffin parasite in one of the pub members...most likely Mid. Or Drace. Or Tomi. Or--Okay, I forgot, but in the future the muffin will grow into a muffin tree! And then it'll eat them or something! KAHAHAHAHA!

[Back to the future...]

Meiscool: Uh...why do I feel like a muffin tree is growing inside of me?

Drace: Because you're neutered?

Meiscool:*smacks Drace with Mid's severed arm*

Drace: Ow! Wait, was that Mid's arm? I must sniff it! *sniff*

Mid: Aaaah! My arm has somehow been dismembered!

Meiscool: GAH! *muffin tree pops out of Meiscool, thus, killing him*

Emerates: Cool.

Muffin Tree: (sounds like several voices, speaking at once, with high speed and low tempo) I aM tHe MuFfIn TrEe. *eats Tomi*

Razor: Oh, my god! They killed Tomi!

[bum bum-bum BUMMMMM!]

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Repeatedly hits EXO and Emerates over the head with a brick* DIE! DIE!
Boomstick: BRICK, NIGGA

[Tomi]

Tomi: *note to self: Ignore all posts by EMOmuffin*
Mid: Fi dolla suky suky?

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: I currently hate the pub. It's overflown by people, and it's still on fire.

[Archem]

Archem's Corpse: I concur. I motion that we ban the n00bs and do something about this fire.
Mimo's Corpse: I second that motion!
MT11: Wait, aren't Mimo and Archem the same person? /whisper
MID: Yeah. Why? /whisper
MT11: Is he allowed to second his own motion? /whisper
MID: Well, normally I'd say no, but seeing as how he's right for once, I think it should slide. /whipser
Razor: I second that second!
MT11: Oh, right, I forgot Razor was here... I vote for the motion.
EXO: I vote nay on the motion!
BS: STFUN00B, NIGGA!!!
MID: Oh wow, stole the words right out of my mouth... I suppose I'll vote for this thingy.
MIDc: Me too!
MT11: Hey, didn't he... /whisper
BS: STFUMOOSE, NIGGA!
Grandy: I vote in favor of the winning team!
Archem's Corpse: Cool. Then it's settled, we kick out the n00bs and do something about this fire.
MT11: Hey, isn't it too late for that last part? /whisper
The pub burned down.
BS: PUB BURNED DOWN, NIGGA!!!
Razor: Shit.
Archem: Heh. I guess I'll just go back to being dead, then...
Mimo: Not me, I like being alive!
Mimo bursts into song.
Mimo: Ooooooh how I loooove to be alive todaaaaaay! Ooooooh how I loooove to-
Mimo gets plowed. By Drace.
Drace: Really? Sexy x5!
BS: NECROPHILIA, NIGGA!!!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Gah, all of this crap talk makes me want to rip spacetime even more by going back and destroying the pub.
BS: PARADOX, NIGGA!!!
Warxe: But by doing that, all of my powers will be gone. Hmm, is it worth it? Emerates!! Come here!
Emerates: What do you want?
Warxe: Silence, lackey! Since my Table deserted me, you're my new subordinate. *hands Emerates a giant feather hat* Now, should I go back and destroy the pub while it's being built?
Emerates: Uh, no?
Warxe: Fair enough. Now, since the pub is currently burnt down, we need to find somewhere else to go for now. *ponders*
Drace: Ooh, look at the big crazy blue guy with an eyepatch, thinks he's better because he can use big words.
Warxe: Well, of course. Hmm... You know what, I've never seen Razor's house.
Razor: Are you suggesting we build the new pub in my house?
Warxe: Actually, I just wanted to see it, but that's not a half-bad idea... Now, TO RAZOR'S HOUSE!
*Batman effects to Razor's house*
MIC: What was that?
Warxe: Peh, you're too new to have participated in the original Big Emerald.
Razor: Yay, my house.
Archem: But it's just a cave in a mountain.
Razor: A VERY COMFORTABLE ONE, thank you very much.
Warxe: It'll do. Now, excuse me while I get some furnishings for our new pub... TO THE HOME DEPOT! *disappears*

[Tomi]

Robin: Holy roflcopters, Batman!  Some people just broke into the Batcave!
Batman: How did that happen?  Was it our pet, Razor?
Robin: It must have been! *adjusts tights*

*Batman Transition to room with all the pubbers in it*

Robin: Holy lollerskates, Batman!  That's a lot of people!
Batman: Indeed, my trusty partner.  Razor, did you show them how to get to the Batcave without blindfolding them all?
Razor: Uh, maybe.
Batman: *scold*
Robin: So what are we going to do about all these people, Batman?
Batman: Well, let's kill the worthless, annoying ones.

*POW*  *BAM*  *YOINK*
*EXOmuffin, Emerates, and all other n00bs = dead*
Announcer: And once again, the day is saved by Batman and Robin!
Tomi: Thank God.  *pause*  Uhh, why do I smell smoke?
Drace: *starting a fire, despite the fact the Batcave is made of stone*

[EXO Muffin]

EXO muffin does nothing, because he is dead.

[Drace]

Drace seconds that motion. Or else! *shakes fist*

[Dragonium]

Batman: Argh, there are still people in my cave!

Robin: Jumping Japanosauruseses! What do we do, Batman?

Batman: We beat them to hell and glue their shoes to the roof.

Robin: Flipping Flapjacks!

Dragonium: Will you stop that?

*POW* *SMACK* *KER-SMASH*

Tomi: *Upside-down, glued to roof of Batcave* Nice going.

Razor: *Also upside-down* Well this sucks.

Dragonium: *Upside-down too* Hmph.

Warxe: *Comes in carrying sofa* I'm back!

Robin: Dangling Dragonflies!

Dragonium: Stop it! Your alliteration is terrible!

Batman: Come Robin! We shall glue this one in a special place indeed!

Robin: Where, Batman?

Batman: Over the Bat-toilet.

*WHACK* *SMASH* *CRUNCH*

Batman: *Dead*

Robin: *Dead*

Warxe: And don't come back!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *looks at Emerates* Damn, he's dead... oh well, you're my new subordinate now. *hands Drag a medal that says "DO NOT INGEST"*
Dragonium: Do not ingest?
Warxe: Yeah, I had a real problem with people eating my lackeys before. Anyways, *puts the sofa down* we need a liqour cabinet. BACK TO THE HOME DEPOT! *disappears*
Razor: Uh, we're still stuck here...
Tomi: lol
Archem: Hey, you forgot about me! I feel so unloved...
Mimo: That's because you are!
Archem: No one loves you either.
Mimo:
Drace: Mid disappeared...
Razor: That guy who gave me food is dead...
BS: , NIGGA!!!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Driving the batmobile around* W000000000000000T!1!

[EvilShadowX1]

*Slams onto roof of the batmobile*

EXS1:  Ok, which n00b built my plane! They put the ejector trap door on the bottem >.> Oh why hello thar MT11

MT11: Oh hell no *Covers eyes with hooves* You can't see me!

EXS1: Yes I can   now gimme the car

MT11: *Grabs batman's spare cloak and covers himself with it* YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

EXS1: Yes I can   now gimme the car or prepare to be ||()()|3/-|||53|)

MT11: YOU-CAN-NOT-SEE-ME

*EXS1 opens batmobile and chucks MT11 out*

EXS1: Thank you for your cooperation!

*Starts driving the batmobile around*
EXS1: W000000000000000T!1!