Charas Pub

[Tomi]

Dragonium, United Arab Emerates, and MT11 burst in through the door.
Dragonium: Tomi!  Are you alright?
Tomi: Yeah, I'm just sitting here.
MT11: You can't see me...
UAE: Where's Jek then?
Tomi: Oh, he's over in the corner with his Naruto manga.
Dragonium: Then what was all that thumping and gentle sobbing?
Tomi: Jek, by himself, in the corner with his Naruto doll.
UAE: >_<
MT11: *Take hoofs off eyes* PEEK A BOO!!
Dragonium: Erm, then what have you been doing this whole time Tomi?
Tomi: Practicing my telekinesis.

*Somewhere far away*
Mid: What just touched me?

*back at the pub*
Drace: I need to learn how to do that...
*canned laughter*

EDIT:
Tomi: Oh, and by the way, muffins aren't funny.

[Dragonium]

Drace: I want a go at telekinesis!

Tomi: It does take a lot of practice, be careful...

Drace: Nothing to it. *Concentrates*

Tomi: Really Drace, just...

Drace: Aha!

Jek: *Sits up sharply*

Drace: Oh, please, no...

Jek: *Looks at Drace with huge grin*

MT11: *Puts hooves back over eyes* You can't see me.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *bursts through door* I can't taste my beer! *leaves*

[Emerates]

UAE: Gentelmen,  we must never speak of what happened here today....  If we do, it will only bring back the scars of what we have seen...
MT11: *with hooves over eyes* I didn't see anything, guys...  what'd I miss?
Tomi: You..... really don't wanna know...
Drag: Yeah... you really don't...
Emerates: Then it's settled.  We must lock this in the back of our subconsciousness and never think of it again.  Agreed?
Tomi: I guess.  *touches Mid w/ telekinesis*
Drag: Sounds good to me.
MT11: But seriously guys, what happened?
UAE/Tomi/Drag:  No.
UAE: Alright then.  Now the only thing left to do is seal this room off with cement.  Or a prison spell.  Anyone know any?
Tomi: Uh, not really...
Drag: I haven't practiced in awhile...
MT!!: Why don't I just eat h-
UAE/Tomi/Drag:  NO.  o.0
Drag: I'm a bit rusty, but I could probably cast one...
UAE: Then, by all means...  *Motions toward room*   Please.
Tomi: Yeah.  -_-'
MT11: What?  What happened?
Drag: *sings Black Betty*
*Shimmery blue wall appears over doors/windows*
UAE: Excellent.  *Closes door*
Tomi:  Who wants a beer?
Drag: Sure.
MT!!: I guess.
UAE: Sounds good.
*UAE/MT!!/Tomi/Drag leave newly est. Room of No Return*

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Mid: Seriously, WTF IS that?

[Drace]

Drace: Mid? MID! *grabs Mid and hastly drags her into the backroom and locks it*
Everyone: O_O'

Drace: Haha, they're probably thinking I'm raping you by now. Soooo... wanna have sex?
Mid: *smacks Drace* You idiot.

[Meiscool-2]

Mid: Just I just smack you? What I ment to say was "Yes".

[Drace]

Drace: Oh HELL yes! A dream come true! I wuv you Mid!

(Wouldn't it be funnier if Mid actually read this?)

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Looks at Mid's happy pills jar, now empty* Oh dear lord.

[Emerates]

E: Moosetroop, you were just.....
MT!!: What?
E: But....  if you were.... and then you were......
MT!!: .......  Are you ever gonna say anything?
E: Dude, you're my hero.  ().()
*Light shines on MT!!*
MT??: ?
E:  

Tomi: That's weird.
MIC: Yeah.

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Drace: So, Mid....  How was it?
Mid: .......
Drace: Mid....?
Mid: Oh, GOD, what have I done?!

[Meiscool-2]

*The most Grand Arguement in the Land!!!*

Razor: That's impossible.
Drace: No no, it's very plausible.
Razor: Give it a rest.
Drace: Look, right here! *places book in front of Razor's face* See? It proves it right there.
Razor: Drace, I've seen you read books. You always horridly misunderstand them.
Drace: Slander! I won't stand for these untrue insults!
Razor: You thought "Green Eggs And Ham" was an article on the Chernobyl Disater. It's a children's story!
Drace: It was written by a Docter, Richard!

[Drace]

Drace: Awww Mid... do you feel bad?
Mid: Yes... and my happy pills are gone... *starts crying*
Drace: *comforts Mid* Come on, I'm not perfect but you could've gotten someone like Meiscool or Razor.
Mid: That's true. *sniff* I need something to do till the store opens so I can get new pills.
Drace: Just say whatever you want.
Mid: More sex with you.
Drace: *in his boxers* Already ahead of you.

[Dragonium]

[Meanwhile, back in the real world...]

Emerates: *Juggles with muffins*

Tomi: I told you, muffins aren't funny.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *walks into his room, sees Drace and Mid doing the nasty. Notes to self that Drace is in a clown outfit. Mid must like clowns. Then he says:* Hey! What are you guys doing in my room!?
Drace: Oh crap.
Mid: I can't think clearly!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *walks in* *looks around* Why the hell is the pub on fire?

[Emerates]

Emerates: Wait a sec....  I can't juggle...!  *Drops muffins*
Tomi:  WTF? You were actually doing pretty good, for once....
Emerates: Hmm.....  I remember saying something to Moosetroop, and then I bumped into EXO muffin when I went to get a drink....
Dragonium: He's drunk....
Emerates: That bastard spiked my drink!  *Glares at EXO*
EXO: *worried grin*
Emerates: You're dead, foo!  *Dive tackles EXO Muffin*
Various Pub Members: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Meiscool:  I can't taste my beer!
Tomi: N00b fight!  *starts throwing n00bs at random members*
Razor: WTF was that for?!

*battle between UAE and EXO Muffin continues on Pub floor*