Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *puts space between sentences*

Drace: *Talks, mimics*

Archem: blah blah *space bar'd*

Other people: *ends with a not funny joke, space bar*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Insults Meiscool*

Meiscool: *Retorts*

Dragonium: *Counters retort*

Meiscool: *Insults Dragonium's mother*

Dragonium: *Riposte and sexually-humiliating remark*

Meiscool: *Threatens Dragonium with violence*

Dragonium: *Advances upon previous sexually-humiliating remark*

Meiscool: *Repeats threats*

Razor: *Threatens to annihilate opposing sides*

Dragonium: *Muttered remarks regarding sexual preference of Razor*

[EvilShadowX1]

*Drives into cave*

EXS1: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1111!!11!111!11elevenoneoneoneone111!!!!excalmationmarkone!

*Crashes, car blows up and EXS1 flys out, collides with some spilt glue, flips over and sticks to a wall*

EXS1: Owie, I hope my ||()()|3/-|||53|) ray ain't broken

Everyone Else (Except BS): WTF was that all about?

BS:WTF, NIGGA!

[Dragonium]

Warxe: I'm back! *Re-enters Pub-Cave with assorted pub equipment*

Razor: Great. -_-'

Warxe: Okay, now to put all this stuff in its appropriate place.

[Some seconds later...]

*Pub is finished*

Tomi: Whoa.

Warxe: Yes, I'm very proud of myself.

Razor: Uhh, Warxe...

Warxe: A logistical masterpiece!

Razor: Warxe, seriously...

Warxe: A triumph of interior design...

Razor: Warxe...

Warxe: What is it?

Razor: It looks exactly like the old pub.

Warxe: It sort of does, doesn't it?

Razor: Oh, by the way, we're still all glued to the roof.

*Normal Charas Pub randomness starts again*

[Emerates]

Emerates: *dead*  Boo, you fools!!!!! *haunts pub*  Why?  Why did you  guys call me a n00b??!?!  I thought you guys liked me!
Tomi: what a n00b....

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *looks at everyone* Hmm... I actually like it better this way. But, if you insist... *snaps fingers, everyone falls onto the ground*

Razor: *rubs **** Owww....

Tomi: Yeah, that hurt.

Warxe: Ah, but you never said how you wanted to get down. *cackles*

MIC: *punches Warxe in the face*

Warxe: Owww...

Drace: Serves 'em right. Now, to resume normal pub randomness! *does something wacky*

BS: THAT'S WHACK, NIGGA!!!

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Just so everyone knows; I'm black, and I take offence to the word: "Nigga".
BS: Oh dude, I'm sorry.
MIC: And?
BS: Well.. you see... I just got this job... and... well... honestly, I didn't even think that black people would have a highpaying job like this.
MIC: >.<
BS: Yeah. It was really inconsiderate of me. I just wanted to fit the part. I REALLY wanna keep this job.
MIC: Well... I suppose if you can tone it down a bit you can ke-
BS: But NOOOooo! All I've done is offend people with my stupid remarks and dumb words. I think I should just quit.
MIC: No no, it's ok, really.
BS: No! Something must be done about the racism in this world!
MIC: That is true. Those no-good honkies think they are better then us, which they probally are, but still!
BS: Yeah! I need to set an example so that cotton cutters everywhere will raise up against "The Man", even though they have no chance.
MIC: Exactly. Let's go to Harlem and Detriot and find some people that will join our cause!
BS: Yes, there's bound to be a lot of Niggas' th- OMG!
MIC:   You said it again!
BS: I got so wound up in our rebelion that I started acting my racist role again! I can't live this way!
MIC: No! Don't do it!
BS: I must! For the good of basket ball and that one other thing black people are good for! I must do it for those!
MIC: NOOOOOO!!
BS: *Bends his face backwards* Goodbye MIC! Don't let "The Man" hold you back from your dreams! *Pulls his trigger, somehow shooting himself even though his barrel is cruved, dies*
MIC: NOOOOO!!!! *turns his face to the audience* For this... I shall make a movie about me and my brothers going against the odds in either Basketball or that other thing I'm good at. It will be an original movie, and there will be no other movie like it for a few weeks. It will inspire young people everywhere to follow their dreams and remain true to their brothers. It will cheat those stupid kids out of their money and make me rich. I will then spend all that money on purple fluff for my car and bling bling for my neck. Any money that is left over, I will use to coat my teeth in gold. Any money left over from that, which I suspect to be none, I will use to create the "BS Memorial", so that people everywhere will know that a gun shot itself to end racism. *reachs into pocket* Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go smoke some weed.

[Moosetroop11]

*Funeral music*

Razor: He was a good boomstick. A good boomstick betrayed by a racist upbringing.
MT11: *Cries* Never had a chance!
Razor: And we shall remember him always. Every time someone shoots us or calls us a racist name, he will be there in spirit.
MIC: *Cries, blows nose on hundred dollar bill* I have so much moneyyy

[Meiscool-2]

*on the movie set*

MIC: And.... Action!
Black Actor: I know I can do it!
White Actor: No, you can't.
Black Actor: Just give me a chance!
White Actor: No, I'm not wasting money on you again.
Black Actor: I know I can make the team proud if you put me on the team!
White Actor: No. You're to short.
Black Actor: What I lack in size, I make up for in heart.
MIC: That's not what she said!
White Actor: What you lack is skill. You'll never be anything. Go back to the getto.
Black Actor: Man... *pulls out gun* put me on the fuckin' team or I'll blow your ****ing head off!
White Actor: With that water gun?
Black Actor: Wah? This is a water gun?
White Actor: Yeah, here, give it to me and I'll show you.
Black Actor: *hands his superior the gun*
White Actor: *shoots the annoying black man*
MIC: ****ing retards.

[Archem]

Archem: God damn you, MIC! You keep killing off my aquaintances, and you go and make a profit off of this one! He was a good boomstick, the best even! I shall get you for this! I will have my revenge!
Archem cackles, then disappears into the night.
Warxe: ****, dude. You just called out the craziest person in the pub...
Insane carzy, not wacky crazy. Like dropped head-first on a sharp object at birth crazy.
Archem storms back in.
Archem: He gets it, ok?!
Archem cartwheels back out.
MIC: Well, at least I'll get to match wits with a psycho. It'll be like Batman! Now who's going to be Robin?

[Tomi]

Tomi:  OHHH!!! ME!!!
MIC:  Ok, so now we are the dynamic duo!
Tomi:  Holy fuck, Batman!  That's a big boomstick!

[elementalhero76]

*Walks in into the pub*
EH76:What do we have here?
IHAS (out of nowhere):WTF you?! you came to blab about your ******* piece of **** of a game?
EH76:No hitler. I came to kill you.
*pulls out BS now a ghostly gun and shoots him dead*
EH76:That was from BS and courtesy of me. And for all the noobs in the death camps. Now everyone! Drinks are on me!
Warxe: Who are you?
EH76:The hero of that piece of **** of a game.
Warxe: ok

Edit: i try but i cant get a good randomness right now.

[Meiscool-2]

Mattman: Yes it is. Yes it is.
Brabon: Can I touch it?
Mattman: Are you a girl?
Brabon: No.
Mattman: Then yes, you may touch it.

[EXO Muffin]

EXO ghost: Nooooo...I em teh d3dxz0rz!! I must find a way to communicate with the mortal realm! Wait...I know!

[...]

EXO ghost: I thought I had one.

EXO ghost: To the pub!

[buhnu dunna nunna deetaloo!]

EXO ghost: I shall possess the beer! *ZOMGLIEKBEERPOZZEZZIN!!!*

Beer: Ha! Haha ha! Haha ha haha ha hahaha! Haha ha hahaha! Ha hahaha haha ha! Ha--koffahemkiekkuhehhum--ha...

Beer: Resurrect me! Now! The beer commandeth ye!

[Well, you can guess what happens...]

MIC: Eww...this beer tastes like n00b.

MIC: Hahaha!

[pubsquints]

MIC: What?

MIC: Oh we--MUFFINS.

MIC: What the? Ugh...n00b ghost.

Guy: Stand back! I'm an exorcist! *pulls out crucifix*

Guy: You see...ya gots to STAB them spirits out! *stabs MIC in chest with crucifix*

MIC: Ow! Augh! What are you doing?!

Guy: And then...*pulls crucifix downward*...ya makes an insijun!

MIC: Aaaah! Help meeeeee!

Guy: Next, you gotsta pour holah wadda een. *pours holy water in gaping wound*

MIC: It burrrrnnnnsss! Kkkkkaaaaaa! *drops unto ground*

Guy: See? Dem ghosts dun likes teh powa of Bajeebus!

Dragonium: Serves him right. He called my mother a [insert derogatory noun here]!

Guy: And then,  to kill the vampire, you shove a wooden stake in its heart! *stakes MIC*

MIC: Unnghhh...be...b-before I die....tell *cough*....tell someone to get me a beer...*faints*

Guy: Weelp, 'tis all in a day's wark fo' a vampiyah killeh.

MT11: Hey, I thought you said you were an exor--

Guy: VAMPIRE KILLER!

Guy: An' nooh; I ken't just lave this body here...*whistles* Jekko, eer boy! *places Naruto doll on MIC's body*

Jek: Narrrr! Rrruuu! Ruto rute! Naruuuuu....

[The scene where Jek rapes Meiscool, and then eats him has been edited out for your protection.]

Guy: Gooood Jekky-boy. Have a treat! *feeds Jek*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Puts a large box over EXO muffin's head* Congratulations elemental hero! You've been promoted to pub n00b! EXO muffin has been demoted to box!
Box: *Long post about something or other!*