Charas Pub

[Drace]

Dragonium: Yes.
DD: Not you.

[Archem]

Archem: Hmm... I didn't know chloroform was lethal...
Meisdead: Lol plothole!
The ghost of BoomStick: STFU, NIGGA!!! *BOOM*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: I haven't been here for a while and I think I may as well start posting here again, but as I have no idea of what's happening and/or happened before, I'll choose to ignore all that and drink a beer without paying.

[Tomi]

MacGyver: *throws paperclip at Grandy*
Robin: Holy fucktards, Batman!!
Grandy: What the hell was that?
Tomi: It's MacGyver, and that was a paperclip.  What do you think it is?
Paperclip: *actually a bomb*
Grandy: *boom'd*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *grabs a large bottle labelled "Viagra"* Hey Drace, I've got something for you.
DD: Hmm?
Warxe: Im, uh, prescribing you this. Take it whenever necessary, but never more than three times a day. *hands bottle to DD*
DD: Sweet. *downs the entire bottle in one gulp*
Warxe: How nieve of you! That was actually a bottle of suicide pills! *rips off label, revealing "Flinstones Chewable Vitamins" underneath* Crap! *storms off*
MG: *inexplicably constructs a nuclear weapon from a nearby chair*  OWNED!
Warxe: Shut up, or I'll send you back to the pool of ooze that you crawled from.
MG: What?
Warxe: ... *disappears in a puff of angry smoke*
Grandy: ....oookay, this is starting to get weird.

[EXO Muffin]

Originally posted by Archem2
Archem: Hmm... I didn't know chloroform was lethal...

EXO-Zombie:*somehow appears at the pub, now* It is when used in a cut scene, except for when the main character walks off and thinks everything's alright after some fierce battle, but then suddenly remembers that the chloroform would wear off and hopes they don't emcounter that person, while blankly staring into space, when they suddenly bump into that person and the victim runs after them.

Archem: How did you get here?!

Ghoststick: WTF, NIGGA!

EXO-Zombie: What? What do you mean?

Archem: I thought you were locked up in Drace's basement!

EXO-Zombie: Oh; right. I'm an obsessive-compulsive that must fix all plotholes in a strange, tedious way.

EXO-Zombie: OH NOES! Now I've created another plothole by being here! *implodes*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Hey, MacGyver. Can you make me something?
MG: Sure sport. What have you got?
MIC: Oh, just this pen and this piece of paper.
MG: Ok, I'll make you something out of it.

*15 seconds later*

MIC: What's wrong MacGyver?
MG: I can't do it! It's impossible to make something with out these two things! I'm a failure! *implodes*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: GRANDYYYYYYYYYY!!!! *Flying hug*

[Tomi]

MT11: *takes out Grandy*

[Meiscool-2]

Grandy: *pays for the dinner* Worthless moose.

[Tomi]

MT11: Hey, my dinner was free. *eats Grandy, with a side of minced n00b*

[Archem]

Archem: *falls in a plothole*
MIC: Well, that's one solution to my problems. Now about that goddamn muffin... Moosetroop? Up for dessert?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *runs in* Quickly! We need to get out of here! A giant Pacman is eating up the landscape - and the Pub's in its path!
MIC: *LE GASP*
Archem: But what about muffins?
Warxe: Just leave him! The Pacman'll eat him up. *runs*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: What are these little white circles! They're preeety!
Razor: Curses! Mid's happy pills! They must have led pacman here! Now what we need to do is take the pills to another place and cause a diversion.. Moosetroop!?
MT11: Abuuuuuse forever my children *Falls over*
Drace: I suggest we sacrifice MT11 to the Pacman in the hope of some sort of truce...
Warxe: *On a plane, gathering speed* There is no time, fools! You are all doomed!! DOOOOMED!!! HAHAHAHAHAH-ARGH SNAKES! *Gets bitten and crashes*

[Meiscool-2]

Tomi: Oh no! We're all turning blue!