Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Archem... we could die here.
Archem: Yes... we could.
MIC: So, I'm gonna give you this bomb... and I want you to run at Warxe and set it off when you get close to him.
Archem: A bomb? Where'd you get that?
MIC: Warxe made it for me awhile ago.... come to think of it, I wonder if he still has the detonator?

*meanwhile*

MT11: Cool. What does that red button do? *Pushes*

[Emerates]

Emerates: Hey! A penny....  Hmm....  *throws at Warxebot*
Warxebot: Ow.  *Explodes*
Warxe: Um.... What the hell just happened?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Heh heh. *faint explosion heard* Thanks, MT11.
MT11: *eats red button*
Warxe: Oh, and immortality? I already have that. I've died about a billion times in the pub. I need the Pub Core to power my ultimate creation... *points at a small ball*
MT11: Ooh, scary.
Warxe: Indeed! When activated, it will cause the entire universe to implode!
Drace: You're mad!!
Warxe: Or am I? *laughs manically* Oh, yeah, I am. Oh well, once this universe is destroyed, I'll move on to others. Until the entirety of Creation is no more! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHA!!!! Deploy Squadron 252!
*robot versions of various pub members drop from the sky*
RoboRazor: No beer
RoboTomi: Lol I'm witty
RoboMT11: *eats things*
Warxe: Okay, my... invincible... clone army... DAMNIT! Where's all the organic troops?!

[Tomi]

*meanwhile*
Grandy: Ok guys, we have to get to the top of this building to save my sexy wife.
Tomi: Quite.
Razor: *drunk* Does she have beer?
Almeidaboo: *slaps* Shut up.  Now, how are we going to get in?
Grandy: I say we sneak up those stairs to the left here and enter the building unnoticed.
Razor: I say we just barge in the front doors and fight our way up!
Almeidaboo: Razor, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard...
Tomi: And plus, I know there is an Elixer on like the 15th floor of the side stairs.
Grandy: Wait, this all sounds awefully familiar....
Tomi: *smacks forehead*  This is Shinra HQ, not Warxe HQ...
Razor: Oh well, Drace just wanted 50 posts of mindless violence. *hik* This should work just as well as any Warxe HQ.
Grandy: Ok then, Razor, you charge in first, and start fighting, and once you get a couple floors up, we will come in after you and "fight." >.>
Razor: Ok. *goes in*
Tomi: lol
Grandy, Tomi, and Almeidaboo: *run to Warxe HQ, lawling along the way*

[Osmose]

Moose: *wakes up* Ugh... what the hell? Ah, forget it. *falls back asleep*

[WarxePB]

Cloud: OH IT'S THE CLOUD BITCH! *throws Sephiroth at Tomi*
Tomi: *dodges*
Almeidaboo: What in the hell?
Cloud: Haven't you seen that? Anyways, I'm the guardian on floor 1.
Grandy: And since when were there guardians on every floor?
Cloud: Because of me, actually. They captured us while we were sneaking up, and now they force us to work for them as guardians. *draws buster sword* So yeah, sorry, but I can't let you pass.
Razor: I think not! *attacks Cloud for 236 damage*
Cloud: *attacks Razor for 521 damage*
Tomi: *dodges*
Almeidaboo: Special attack! Paper bag head! *throws a paper bag at Cloud, doing 20 billion damage*
Cloud: NOOOOOOooooooooooooo *dies*
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my gay love partner!

[Moosetroop11]

*Everyone looks at Squall*

Squall: I mean, erm, I'm gonna just be a memory! Blah blah, You all suck, I'm angsty! *Slits wrists*

Warxe: That's the Squall we know and love!

[DarkFlood2]

Squall: Oops! Too deep! *Dies from blood loss*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Ah! They blew up Archem!
RoboArchem: I'm right here, DickFace.
RoboDrace: Ah, a peeumon. Let's kill the peeumon.
RoboArchem: Come Emerates, let's kill the huemon'.
RoboEmerates: *cuts self* Oil... such a pretty color.
RoboDrace: Forget him. Kill the peeumon.
RoboArchem: Where did the huemon' go?

MIC: Ah ha! Warxe, I've come for you!
Warxe: How did you get in here?
MT11: I let him in.
Warxe: What? Why did you do that?
MT11: I heartily agree with whatever Meiscool said.
Warxe: Damn.... Well MIC, you'll never be able to beat me. Not even the power of the Draceshin can beat me.
MIC: Even if I am... the original Draceshin Warrior?
Warxe: But you're not.
MIC: You're right. It's time I unvailed my true form. *Finds a blackboard and Draws: "M I C", on it.*
Warxe: !?!?
MIC: That's right! *exchanges the C and the I* Are you getting scared?
Warxe: No... That's not possible!
MIC: Oh... it's possible alright, and it's true. *Turns the I 90 degrees to make it look like a H*
MT11: MCH?
Warxe: M.C. Hammer!?!?
MCH: Now, we fight!

*Warxe punches, Misses*
MCH: Haha, can't touch this.

[Drace]

Tidus: *walks into the room* Squall, Cloud, I got Hot Guys Volume 7 up in the DvD-playe... WHAT THE HELL?! CLOUD?!?!
Squall: They did it honey! They did it!
Tidus: You you you... Blitzball heads!
Seymour: *walks in with Yuna and Rikku on chains after him* Oh I love this place.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Warxe is a Nazi.
Drace: Ik wist!

[Tomi]

Tomi: Ok, dann sprechen alle auf Deutsch. w00t!
Drace: Oh Mann, das war so geil, weil Meiscool ein Arschloch ist.
Meiscool: Was sagst du, man?  Fick dich, du bist ein Schweinhund.
Tomi: Scheisse!  Warxe kommt jetzt!  
*take battle positions*

[Drace]

Drace: Kunnen we niet nederlands praten?
Tomi: Wass?
Drace: Nevermind **

[Emerates]

Emerates: Too much Nazi lingo!!
Everyone: *Blank stares*
Emerates: *Vomits* I need to stop drinking..... *hic*
Tomi: lol..... well, uh....  *assumes battle position again*
MCH: what a n00b...
Drace: Attack Draceshin warriors!
*large pointless battle ensues*

[Meiscool-2]

Warxe: *takes off layer of skin underneath his nose.* How did you know!?
Drace: It was your obsession with destroying everything, starting with those lame-*** Jews.
Jews: Hey!
Warxe: Damn. Well, I guess there's nothing left to do but...... run away! *with right hand in air, and left hand at his side, he marches away.*