Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

I pretended to know what they were talking about. But these people were far stranger than any I had encountered before... perhaps even stranger than I could imagine.
MIC: You know we can hear your monologues, right?
Warxe: I made no attempt to hide it. Such a motley crew of be-
Tommy Lee: Woo! *jumps in*
Warxe: Not you. *throws Tommy Lee into a conveniently-placed plot hole* As I was saying... Who are these people? What is this place? And most importantly... where's the pie?
ZKX: Hey, that's MY line! *runs into the pub with an angry look*
Razor: Hey, you've gotta be in character! ZKX is... the leader of a peaceful extraterrestrial race that wishes to set up a colony on Earth!
ZKX: My apologies, sir, but you used a line that I am known for using. Please refrain from using it again.
Warxe: Get used to it, bub... *points to two guys wearing "HOYSHA!!!!!" and "i can shoot missles lol" shirts*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ...I've heard enough monolouge-ing.  I hear enough of that in Theater Arts I... When did I start wearing this shirt? *looks at shirt that says,"i can shoot missles lol".*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: AFL, I know you like theatre, I know you like musicals. I'm a reasonable guy and refuse to pick on you you just because of your interests so stop tempting me.
Razor: Eh?
MT11: Nothing. You got a first aid kit or something? This chainsaw wound is starting to itch.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: I never expected anything to happen in a safe envoirment like this bar, so I don't have a first aid kit, sorry.
MT11: Well... that isn't very good, now is it?
MIC: Nope. I guess you're just going to have to die or something.
Razor: Acutally I stored one und-
MIC: NOPE! There are no first aid kits in MY bar!
Razor:

[Grandy]

 Grandy *now wearing some weird egypsian looking-thing*: Oh, don't you guys worry, that's easy to solve. *points to MT11* THE PHARAOH ORDERS YOU TO RECOVER!
 *nothing happens*
 Grandy: Well, the pharaoh's out of ideas.
 MT11: I guess it was worth the try. Thanks for trying to heal me.
 Grandy: Heal the what who?

[elementalhero76]

Hirohito (not typing eh76 after this) *reverts back to one person*: Hey what happened to the fights? the action? the violence?
Warxe: we got tired.
hirohito: oh ok *leaves pub*
Mt11: whan will the bleeding stop?
hirohito *reenters*: when you dare to copy my avatar.
All: *look at his avatar.*
Mic: april fools swas three days ago take it off!
Hirohito: no you'll have to bonk me for me to do so.
Mic: ok *procures a huge squeky hammer and hits Hirohito with it.*
Mt11: you are not a mod mIc allow me!
*bonk! suqeek!* *Hirohito gets stuck in the ceiling again*
Warxe: great! he got stuck again!

[Meiscool-2]

[STRIKE]Hirohito (not typing eh76 after this) *reverts back to one person*: Hey what happened to the fights? the action? the violence?
Warxe: we got tired.
hirohito: oh ok *leaves pub*
Mt11: whan will the bleeding stop?
hirohito *reenters*: when you dare to copy my avatar.
All: *look at his avatar.*
Mic: april fools swas three days ago take it off!
Hirohito: no you'll have to bonk me for me to do so.
Mic: ok *procures a huge squeky hammer and hits Hirohito with it.*
Mt11: you are not a mod mIc allow me!
*bonk! suqeek!* *Hirohito gets stuck in the ceiling again*
Warxe: great! he got stuck again![/STRIKE]

MIC: Lol
MT11: Wot?
MIC: I don't know.

[elementalhero76]

Grandy: hmm... lets all pull him out on three! One...
*everyone starts pulling*
Hirohito: Um.. guys this may not be a good idea...
Grandy: two...
*still pulling*
Hirohito: ugh my stomach! *Pbbbbbbbit!*
*bad gas fills the room*
Grandy: ugh what the hell? oh well threee..
Hirohito: *pops out of roof* must have been that chili dog Hirohito #367 ate 5 posts ago.

[aboutasoandthis]

*eh76 as hirohito reverts back into his original form.
Razor: Does this guy ever die?
MIC: I have a plan...
~to eh76
MIC: ehero, I'm sorry for everything I've ever done to you.
Charas Pub: WHAT?!
MIC: I see you as a contributing member to Charas, and I don't know what we would be doing without you.
Bluhman: He's lost it.
eh76: awesome!!!!
MIC: There's a special room we keep in the back alley for special members. Here's the key.
MT11: umm...
eh76: omg omg omg
~eagerly runs out the door
MIC: Wait for it.
*Defeaning crash is heard outside the door, cracking the ceiling yet again.
MIC: Remember, we still have a bodyguard.
Bluhman: But I thought he was-
~Warxe flashes a blinding light in front of Bluhman.
Warxe: Repeat after me. That never happened.
Bluhman: That never happened...
Warxe: The Pub was always awesome.
Bluhman: The Pub was always awesome...
Warxe: Meiscool is a woman.

[Archem]

Archem: *walks up* So, what happen?
MIC: What's with the engrish?
Archem: What you say? I'm am the emperor of to speak the englich!
MIC: ...Yeah. I think it's time for a new pub law.
*all posts by eh76 in the pub are forever ignored as part of MIC's new pub quality control law*
MIC: Actually, I was gonna say you can only post if you speak English correctly, but that sounds better.
MT11: Why not both? As in, both of my disconnected halves?
MIC: Shut your speak-hole! You know I've already established the one law per week law! I am no[STRIKE]w[/STRIKE] hypocrite!
*law is now in effect*

[Meiscool-2]

Bluhman: *is bored*
MIC: I have an idea for you Bluhman!
Bluhman: *is intregued*
MIC: Remember how you made that thing for EpicA with 'The Movies'?
Bluhman: *recalls such an event*
MIC: Why not make one for some of the better events in MY charas pub?
Bluhman: *considers*
MIC: Please?
Bluhman: Well, seeing as I'm bored, I guess I could give it a try.
Drace: *bursts through door* Anime porn anime porn anime porn OMG you have to come quick! *goes back to the TV*
Bluhman: However... the TV seems to be in use, so no.
MIC:

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Warxe, be a bud and magic me back together again could you? None of us have stayed in character apart from Grandy so I suppose we no longer have to be mortal enemies...
Kinslayer: *Walks back in buttoning up his coat to conceal superhero costume* I, err, had to visit a relative.
MT11: ...Wot. That is a fantastic word.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *drinking a glass of beer, loking depressed*So, after all these years I discover I'm the decendant of an old Pharaoh and now his spirit controls my actions in order to get some old artifacts of the egypt.
 Yugi: *also drinking*I feel your pain.
 Grandy: *blinks suddenly gets up in trance* THE PHARAOH NEEDS HIS ARTIFACTS!
 Yami Yugi: THEN LET US DUEL!
 Grandy: FAIR ENOUGH, IT'S DUEL TIME! *ground opens and a duel monsters arena comes out of it*
 Razor: I wonder where did I get the money for all this random stuff that pops out of my- *gets punched in the face by MIC*
 MIC: ...my pub.
 Yami Yugi: I SUMMON MY GIANT PENI-
 Grandy: THAT ACTIVATES MY TRAP CARD, WHICH ALOWS ME TO SUMMON A NOIR DETECTIVE! *grabs Warxe by the arm and throws in in the middle of the field*
 Yami Yugi: OH NO!
 Tossed around like a toy, put in the middle of some twisted game by two pharaoh spirits, I couldn't see how this could get more awkward
 Grandy: I ALSO CAST CYBER BONDAGE, WHICH INCREASES MY NOIR DETECTIVE'S ATTACK POINTS TO OVER NINE THOUSAND!
 Warxe: *dressed with a sexy womans outfit*
 Suddenly, I realised it could AWAYS get more awkward.

[A Forgotten Legend]

---off-topic to previous post apparently, sorry grandy-------

AFL: ...how long has warxe been in that sexy woman's outfit?
Grandy: Not that long. Now go away.
AFL: Oh.  Anyone know how I can get home?
Warxe (in Glinda-ish voice): clap your heels three times and say "There's no place like home" three times as well.
AFL: Ok.  *claps heels three times* "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
Warxe: Did it work?
AFL: No, don't I need ruby slippers?
Warxe: No, you just need a little dog and for your house to fall of the wicked witch of the east to go back home to Kansas.
AFL: BUT I NEVER LIVED IN KANSAS!!!!!!!
Warxe: Oh, well, then I don't know.  Ask Razor, he runs the pub.
Meiscool: What?! Razor's Pub?  No, its my pub, and I won't help AFL get home until his mapping gets better!  And give me my dress back, its starting to get chilly in here!
Warxe: But you know it looks better on me.
AFL:  Please excuse me while I go scrape the remains of Eh76 from the alley to put in your soup. *walks outside*
Eh76: Oh thank god your here.  This thing hit me when I came out here and... Wait! What are you doing?!?!?!
*Gunshot*
Eh76: You shot me.  You freakin' shot me. What you doing?  Why are you going with that....
*Car starts*
Eh76: Ah!!!
*Car hits something*
Eh76: Still o.k.!
Eh76: Ahhhh!!!!!!
*Car runs over object multiple times*
*Car stops*
*AFL walks back in*
AFL: Now I'll scrape his remains off the alley.
*Walks back out side*
---Sometime later---
*Walks in the main area of the pub from the kitchen*
AFL: Soup's on!
Grandy: Go away!  I'm in the middle of something... Warxe get back here, I'm not done yet.
AFL: Oh.  O.k.  Taxi! *Leaves pub for a few days*

[Grandy]

...
 Seriously, you just screwed up all what I wrote. And I'm not someone who complains very often.

 --edit: No prob, just try and not change the whole situation next time--