Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

Me-is: Ow! What'd you do that for!?

[elementalhero76]

*Eh76 walks into pub unscathed after his long exile*
Eh76: So I heard sai's been demoted.
mt11: welcome back you silly old fool.
Bluhman: Hey! That's my line!

eh76: We didn't see your name on it.
Bluhman: Well I said it does that count enough?
Eh76: No it doesn't you must have go through proper legal channels to make that line yours.

Pheonix wright: objection!
Eh76: pheonix wrong bitch! *shoots him with a shotgun*
*snaps fingers and fire engulfs him* *pub starts to burn*

Warxe: nooooooooo! someone put it out...no put me out!
mic: Dammit he messed up the pub again!
mr. mr.: He's a troll! I can prove it!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: *climbs out of ceiling*...
MT11: Sorry, its the door left of that
AFL: ok...*walks through door and heads to a stall and opens up stall* seems safe...  WTF?!?!?!  HELP THE TOLIET IS SWALLOWING ME WHOLE!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! *room becomes silent and the pub suddenly fills up with laughter*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Dies a little inside*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *Dies a lot inside*
Eh76: Oh Come on its not that bad!
Warxe: Actually, it is. And before I have to nuke Forum Gaming again... I'll get rid of you! *swells to gigantic size*
Eh76: Quick we must defeat this menace *draws sword*
Warxe: GRRRR! *crushes EH76*
Eh76: But your on fire
Warxe: *is on fire* What in the worlds... *puts self out* Okay, now you've actually made me ANGRY. *eats EH76*
Eh76: *bursts from Warxes stomich and Warxe ecplodes*
Bluhman: Oh. My. God. His stupidity is causing the laws of physics to violate themselves.
MIC: Everyone violates themselves in front of me.
Razor: Shut up.
Eh76: No I'm just an awesome hero! See I've got the pendant to prove it! *holds up a super awesome pendant made of the rarest material known to man and has infinite magic power*
Zero: *hic* What's all the noise... OH GOD MY HAIR IS ON FIRE *runs around screaming*
Bluhman: His mere presence drains the intelligence from the surrounding area!
Razor: It's the end of the world!
AFL: Dur dubbubdub bub dub... *drools over self*
Warxe: ARRGH! *opens a bottomless pit and throws Eh76 into it*
Eh76: But your on fi-
Warxe: Not this time! I'm wearing a fire-proof suit!
Eh76: Curses! *falls down the pit*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *dumbfounded*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: *creates a puddle of drool on floor*
MIC: Can someone take him out of here?
MT11: Okay, there you go *throws AFL out the door*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Hmmm, something's not right. *Picks up AFL and puts him back in the pub, picks up Ehero and chucks him out* There.

[Razor]

Razor: *ponders*
MT11: Hey Razor, whatcha pondering there?
Razor: Hey what huh, how could you tell I was pondering?
MT11: "Razor: *ponders*"
Warxe: That appears to be a convincing argument.
SaiKar: Your face appears to be a convincing argument.
Warxe: Hey what huh, Sai! What are you doing in the pub?
SaiKar: What are you talking about, I'm not SaiKar. I'm actually her VERY SIMILAR PERSON MooMar.
Moomar: *HAS BLUE HAIR AND WEARS A PURPLE DRESS BUT IS OTHERWISE IDENTICAL TO SAI*
Razor: Back to what I was--
Warxe: Wow, what the hell?
MT11: Who is MooMar?
Razor: You know, I--
MooMar: I am far superior to SaiKar in everyway. Nay, the world.
Razor: But--
Bluhman: Hey look at me! I'm Bluhman!
MT11: By gum he's right!
Warxe: Astonishing!
MooMar: I think I have been outdone.
MIC: Golly gee fellas, what's going on over here?
Razor: These people ke--
Bluhman: Hey look we met a new superfriend!
Warxe: A superior superfriend!
MooMar: Me!
MIC: Wow, that's super!
Bluhman: Hey everyone! Let us all converse to MooMar about her existence!
Warxe: Yes, let's!

Razor: Ugh, I should just go back to poisoning the beer.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: *Takes sip of drink* *runs outside pub*  *throws up on Eh76*
MT11: Huh.  Wonder what he was drinking. *Takes sip of drink and does same*
Razor: *laughs to self* Its working.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: So, MooMar... may I call you Moo?
MooMar: No, call me MooMar.
Warxe: Fair enough. Where are you from? Let's hear.
MooMar: Well, you see... *goes into captivating tale of her existence, including betrayal, triumph against impossible odds and healthy doses of sexual intrigue*

***

MM: ...and that's my life up to a few years ago.
MT11: That was so incredibly vague as to be the best biography in the universe! *begins copying it down*
Razor: Uh... can you even hold a pen?
MT11: No, but I can type, thanks to this MicroStag laptop. *OBVIOUS PRODUCT PLACEMENT*
Warxe: But a stag is a male deer, not a moose.
MT11: So?
Warxe: ...nevermind. Anyways, MooMar, what brings you to the Pub?
MM: You see... *goes into another enthralling tale of adventure*

***

MM: ...and those friendly space zombies dropped me off here.
Warxe: So, you're seeking to destroy all traces of Micron civilization, right?
MM: Essentially, yeah. So, do any of you know where Sai is?
MIC: He resigned from his position as admin, and now we sometimes see him wandering the streets, like a penniless hobo. Wait, he is a penniless hobo.
MM: Excellent... And how about Midnight?
Archem: Midnight? What does she have to do with it?
MM: She's carrying his child.
Warxe: ...but Sai's a girl.
MT11: But MIC referred to Sai as "him"...
Razor: That must mean...
All: GROUP GASP!!!
Bluhman: Uhh... he's a crossdresser?
Razor: Well, that. And...
Archem: The mystical Arbitrary Four Items of Some Undefined Purpose split him into two people?
Razor: Probably that too. But really, if he can grow female clones of himself..
Warxe: ...he probably has a whole army of SaiKar clones.
MM: Then my work is not done yet.
Bluhman: Wait. How do we know that you're not one of his failed clones?
MM: Would the most beautiful and intelligent person in the entirety of existence lie to you?
Razor: Of course not!
Warxe: That's a silly thought.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *bursts hrough door* EVERYONE, THE SAI'KARS ARE COMING!
 MM: Then it's time to settle this. *get's up and starts walking out of pub* *MGS theme starts to play*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Puts hand on MM's boob* I'm coming with you. TO THE BITTER END!!!
MM: *Slaps MT11*
MT11: Well I guess I deserved that. But I'm still coming with you.

*Epic pan shot revealing Saikar clones marching across New Zealand's rolling hills*

[elementalhero76]

Eh76 (still outside) *sees the armies of saikar and craps his pants*: Oh sh*t how did he/she get my The mystical Arbitrary Four Items of Some Undefined Purpose?!

AFL *pukes on eh76*

EH76: stop that! *burns him alive*

AFL: ooooooh itz burnz! I feeel allll warm and sungglies.

Mt11: stop burnin my peoplez! Go do something productive for a change and help out in requests or something! god!
What am to do with him?

God: You rang? Stikes Eh76 with lightning.

oooog: No I wanted to do that!

MM:Ok...lets get going now!

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *proceeds to have sexual relations with MM*
MrMister: Ah! Git off mi!