Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

Razor: *blinks* Aw damn.

[elementalhero76]

Eh76: I am back!
Cannon; whos he?
Warxe: no one! *eats eh76*
Razor: o.0 why did you eat the return of the noobinator?

[Bluhman]

Pub: *melts, withers, and dies.*
EH76: Wha? What happen?

---THE END---

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---CHARAS PUB - PART TWO---

[Meiscool-2]

THIS MEANS THAT NO ONE CAN MAKE POSTS NOW GOOD JOB JERK.

[White Dwarf]

*Jumps in the window, trips, falls, dies*

[Ben]

*Els out Loud*

Whitedwarf gets hit by a random lightning bolt that somehow defribs him back into a painfull state of living

Stray kitties eat his fingers

[White Dwarf]

How can a vampire be living?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: WHIIIITE!!! *Eats white*

Razor: Sooo... The pub has resetted itself?

[Archem]

Archem: Oh hell no. It's just another case of the Somethingweirdhappeneditisuscoliopsus. Terrible disease, really.
MT11: Hmm... Yes, I see...
Razor: ...♪LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAAAAAAAAIN!♪
MIC: ♪It's just a jump to the left.♪
Warxe: ♪AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-I-IGH!♪
MIC: ♪With your hands on your hips.♪
Archem: ♪YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-IGHT!♪
MT11: ♪BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUUUUUUST!♪
Grandy: *five pelvic thrusts*
MT11: ♪-THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU I-IN-SA-A-A-A-A-ANE!♪
All: ♪LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAAAAAAAAIN!♪
Drace: *busts into the pub* What the hell? I missed my song!
*they Time-Warp™ back to a point prior to the pub's recent degradation*

[Tomi]

Razor put the paint brush back in the tin, for the last time. He stood back and admired his work. Weregnome came up.
"Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?"
"Yes, yes I did." Razor pulled out a key.
"I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub."
"Just open the door."
And so Razor did.

*Future Pubbers Appear Inside*
Tomi: Woah..primative..
MIC: Yeah, seriously, theres like 2 people here.
Drace: *menacingly* Hmm, perfect oppertunity.. *tries to steel beer*
Pub: *roof collapse*
Razor: Wow, that's never happened before..

[Meiscool-2]

Bluhman: *sitting at the bar, drinking* Damn that blaman....
MIC: *sitting far away in a corner* Who's blaman?
Bluhman: *glares at MIC* You wern't easedroping, were you?
MIC: Oh... no, not I.
Bluhman: Good. *turns around* If that Meiscool doesn't leave soon, I'm going to kill him.
MIC: *slowly gets up to leave*
Bluhman: Where do you think you're going?
MIC: Uh.. home.
Bluhman: You wern't easedroping on me again, were you?
MIC: No. *sits back down*
Bluhman: Good. Because, if you were, I would have to kill you.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: And now, for something completely different! *starts dancing on top of the counter*

[DarkFlood2]

*DF2 spontaneousley combusts*

DF2: Ah damn it, Tomi! Don't light your farts next to me!
Tomi: *farts*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Like I haven't seen this one before. Youuu don't fool me. If this is the good old days, wheres Red and Osmose and such?

Midget engineers: BEER! BEER! BEER!

[White Dwarf]

*Makes a "Red" doll and props it up against the bar.*