Charas Pub

[Tomi]

Tomi: Do I get to come back as another character now that I died?
Archem: Umm..sure.  You can be a stage left table.
Tomi: Yay!! *gets on hands and knees on stage left*
Red: Jackpot.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Hey wait! I can consciously manipulate this.... *reaches into a portal and grabs the Big Emerald from inside* Excellent. Now... I'll create a Charasforce dedicated to saving the universe and whatnot!

*cue cheesy anime intro scenes*

Warxe PhoenixBlade: the endlessly-respawning leader! Power: summoning!
Sai'Kar Lum'eth: the wo/man who should be king! Power: nearly omnipotent modding abilities!
Glin: the lovable dope from Epic Adventures! Power: limitless stupidity!
Charaset Generator Template Guy: the nameless but integral part of the generators! Power: master of disguise!
RRWP: the reformed baddie who wasn't all that bad! Power: DEstructive criticism!
All of All: The physical incarnation of the most powerful forum ever created anywhere! Power: super-spam attacks

Together, under the command of the Almighty Alex *cue a shot of Alex holding the Big Emerald*, they protect the universe from the forces of evil!

All: CHARASFORCE GO! *team flies away in a giant machine resembling Alex's head with cheesy music playing in the background*

[Grandy]

 Grandy*with a silly director hat*: CUT! CUT!
 Warxe: What? What did I do?
 Grandy: Nothing, but Warxe, darling, my, my, I cannot FEEL the FEELING that you WANT save the world.
 Warxe: But, but I did all I could.
 Grandy: Eh, that's great, darling, but... it's just that the big guys are short on money and.... Warxe, darling, you're fired.
 Warxe: FIRED?! But... but I'm the main star!!
 Grandy: Oh, that, well, darling, we'll change the show to something more... appealing to the younger audiences.

 *one week later*

 Sai'kar: Look! The evil is near!
 AoA: Where? Behind that tree? Is that where he is, kids? *looks at the screen*
 *awkward silence for 7 seconds*
 AoA: Then... behind that rock?
 *awkward silence for 7 seconds*
 AoA: That's right! The evil is behind that rock!
 Evil: Uh-oh. *runs away*

[Moosetroop11]

Glin: *Chainsaw*
Evil: Shiiiiiit

[Tomi]

Tomi: Marshmallows make me fart. *Takes out bag of jumbo marshmallows*
Evil: Shittt...

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *sigh* *summons a giant floating fortress*
Odin: Hey, buddy! Long time no see!
Warxe: What do you mean? We saw each other about a... wait. Never mind. *gets into the fortress* TOW AWAY! *flies off*

[Meiscool-2]

Floating Fortress: Warxe, I love it when you're inside me.
Warxe: Really?
Floating Fortress: Yes.
Warxe: *leaves*

[Archem]

Archem: >_> <_< Free floating fortress! ^_^ *steals*

[Moosetroop11]

Archem: Floating fortress, I love it when I'm inside you.
Floating fortress: Hot damn!

[Meiscool-2]

Warxe: It never occured to me that leaving Floating Fortress would involve jumping out of a Vagina Dome levitating five-thousand feet in the year.
Odin: Nore I. However, I didn't jump out, and my horse can fly.
Warxe: Well then, mind letting me on so I don't die when I land?
Odin: No.
Warxe: Why not?
Odin: According to my beliefs, you're going to land on a person that I don't like very much.
Warxe: Who?
Odin: 'That Man'.
Warxe: Um, but I am, er, was, 'That Man'.
Odin: Oh. Well, goodbye. *flies away*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Landing on myself is going to hurt spacetime even more, you know.
Zero: Sucks to be you, buddy.
Warxe: Wait, where'd you come from?
Zero: Well, Warxe... when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much-
Warxe: You're a robot.
Zero: Robots can have sex too.
Warxe: Right.
Zero: ...eh heh.
Cloak: *glides in* ...how long is the drop?
Zero: About 3700 feet yet.
Cloak: Good. Warxe, before you die, I want you to know something.
Warxe: Yes?
Odin: You're pregnant with his kid!?
Cloak: ...Odin, you are fully aware of my lack of anatomy. Why would you ask something like that?
Odin: *shrug*
Cloak: *sigh* ...anyways, Warxe. There is an entity behind the tempospatial disturbances that are currently disrupting the Charasverse.
Warxe: ...who?
Cloak: You.
Zero: That's not good.
Odin: Yeah. Your stupid reality-manipulation powers are causing the world to die and stuff!
Warxe: Reality... manipulation?
Cloak: You are Enigma.
Warxe: Well, shiit.
Zero: Uh, we've got about 200 feet.
Odin: Heh heh! See you later, suckers. *flies off*
Cloak: This reality is doomed, unfortunately. But there are always others. *disappears*
Warxe: *looks up* Hey, it's me... wait, that can't be good.
Warxe: GET OUTTA THE WAY!
Warxe: Hey? Catch you? Well, okay.
Warxe:
*The exact moment Warxe falls on Warxe, the Charas Pub collapses into a hole of destructive nothingness.*

MIC: ...good thing we're in another Pub. *looks over at the black hole*
Razor: What was with that post? This isn't an RP, you know.
Archem: Yeah! Let's go and kick some sense into Warxe!
DF: You don't have legs.
Archem: So? I'll kick him anyways! *a couple of chairs implode and create miniature black holes* Uh... okay, maybe not.
Bluhman: The space-time continuum must still be unstable.
Razor: We can test that. THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE. *Drace's head explodes into nothingness*
Drace: Hey! I didn't need that anyways, but still!

[Moosetroop11]

*Epic music*
MT11: *In cloak* this is it. Are you ready for the hour which will decide the fate of our universe?
Razor: Yes.
MT11: Very well. Three two one... STARING CONTEST GO

Razor: *stare*
MT11: *stare*

Archem: Hey you guys, the world's imploding 'n stuff.

Razor: *stare* Unless I see it, I'm not gonna believe it. And right now I can't look.
MT11: *stare* Yeah. What he said.

Archem: ...Okey dokey. I guess it's up to me. *Shoulders huge sword and floats towards supermassive black hole*

*thirty seconds pass*

Archem: *bleeding* ...OH GOD IT HURTS, WHY IN GODS NAME DID I REST A SHARP SWORD ON MY SHOULDER

[WarxePB]

Cloak: *reappears* Archem, do you wish to save your universe?
Archem: Yeah. The universe is where all my stuff is!
Cloak: ...a less than eloquent way of putting it, but you are nonetheless correct.
Sept: That hole is transporting everything to an alternate universe... one where everything is made of gold, and world poverty is abolished. There's no war, hunger, anger or sadness.
Archem: Why is that so bad?
Cloak: The alternate universe is made up of antimatter. The material from the Charasverse is annihilating major parts of the Anti-Charasverse.
Sept: To stop it, we need to enlarge Moosetroop so that he is able to devour the universe. Somehow, this will save us all.
Archem: I don't believe it.
Cloak: ARCHEM IS HIS OWN FATHER. *The rest of Drace implodes* Now do you believe it?
Archem: No! That didn't prove anything!
Sept: Or did it? *points to Moosetroop, who has become substantially larger*
MT11: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT THE MOON. *eats the moon*
Sept: Recite as many paradoxes as you can! This is the key to saving yourself! PI IS EXACTLY 3! *MT11 grows even larger*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Hey, I can see my house from here!

[Bluhman]

Cannon: Not if I have anything to do wtih it! Zombie minion warxe, eat the Moosetroop!!
Warxe: First off, he's way too big to eat. Second off, I'd rather not. I'm not a zombie.
Cannon: Why you little... *Fires cannonball at warxe.*
Warxe: OW! *Get's rather hurt.*
Cannon: Moosetroop! You are making the wrong descision! Come, follow me to the lands of the negaverse, where we shall forever flourish in the riches and joys of a perfect world!
MT11: What!?
Cannon: I said..*THONK.* Eat... Stew... *thud.*
MIC(Holding Mallet): Just eat the damn hole.
MT11: Oh. Okay.
Bluhman: Attaboy! I am the daughter of Mary Antoinette!! *MT11 Increases in size, Warxe becomes a zombie, and Cannondorf regains conciousness.*
Cannon: Much better! Now... Zombie minion warxe, eat the Moosetroop!!
Warxe: Riiiiight.... Oo.