Charas Pub

[Razor]

Charas Pub: *explodes*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: I see what you did there. *Crumbles into charcoal*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Crap.  Oh well.  I could always go to Unmod across the street...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: What's this? Actual humour?? High time I returned, then.
AFL: Too bad everyone's dead.
MT11: Dead eh? We'll see about that!







*Pokes Razor's corpse*








Razor: Braaaaaaiiinsss

MT11: One beer please mate.
Razor: Braaaaaiiiinssss.

[Tomi]

Tomi: *in corpse form* Um, excuse me, but that wasn't a regular fart..
MT11: What other kinds are there?
Tomi: Oh, um, hydrogen farts.
Earth: Oh, my bad, I just misunderstood. *delay'd crumble to ashes*

AFL: *walking into the Unmodded* ....OH POO!!

[Moosetroop11]

Mars: lol, owned.

[Dragonium]

Saturn: Hidely-ho, neighbourino!

Jupiter: Shut up Saturn.

[Archem]

Archem: >_> <_< Hey! I'm still ok!
MT11: ... One sec, I need to make a call.
Razor: And I need to... Braaaaaaaaaaaaains. Yeah. Braaaaaaaains.
Archem: Cool.



Archem: Well then...

MT11: Done with that phone call. Made with my disintegrated telephone. Long distance, to Uranus.
Tomi: *snickers*
MT11: *cold stare* We don't go there anymore, you know that.
Tomi: Sorry.





BOOM
Ghost Busters [GB]: *break through wall* GHOST BUSTERS!!!
Kool-Aid Guy: Oh what the ****? Razor's dad's gonna be back any minute now!
Razor: And that wall should have crumbled minutes ago!
Archem: And I should have thought out what I was gonna say before I started talking!
GB: ... *blasts [STRIKE]Archem[/STRIKE] Kool-Aid Guy.*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Well look at that, the pub's back. And just in time... FOR THE 300th PAGE CELEBRATIONS

*Hands out champaigne*

MT11: Don't drink it until we hit the 300th page.
Tomi: *Burp*

[Tomi]

Tomi: We still have another 11 posts after this one!  Whatever will we do?
MT11: Umm, wait?
Tomi: Sure. *wai-fart-ts*

[Archem]

Archem: I vote we edit our posts so that all kinds of unnoticed story arcs go by.
Tomi: ... Yeah, cool, I can edit one of my farts to the point where it rules the world.

[Razor]

Razor: Wait, MT11, what do you mean 300 pages?
MT11: You know, this thread. This thread in the Forum Gaming section of Charas, which is a website on the internet.
MIC: Oh God you just broke the 4th wall in so many pieces.
Tomi: And Razor's dad will be here in any minute!
Razor: Oh no!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Oh f*ck.
MT11: What?
AFL:  I missed something.
Archem: ?
AFL: But I didn't miss page 300 yet.
Razor: Stop it!  We HAVE to fix that before my dad comes home...

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Starts putting up pre-printed banners and decorations which say "Happy 300th Birthday!"*

MT11: Wh... I can't imagine there could be much of a market for 300th birthday decorations.

Dragonium: You'd be surprised.

MIC: Razor, your dad called. He says he'll be back any minute.

Razor: Fark! *Looks for something to hide behind*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Remember, I shall be the first poster on the 300th page! And if I'm not, so the gods help me, you will all suffer in Karnakville for eternity! *ominous lightning and music and such*
AFL: Yeah, whatever.
MT11: What're you gonna do? Nuke the Pub?
Archem: He tried that already, but Alex restored it.
Warxe: Damn that Alex! Always getting in the way of my master plans... But this time will be different! For I shall invoke... THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!!!!!
Razor: And the pieces of the fourth wall shatter into even smaller bits.
Warxe: *shrugs* Now, I must prepare my plan... *jumps through the fourth wall*
Archem: ...that violated so many laws of physics...
MIC: *obligatory remark about violation of its person*
Razor: You're still alive?
MIC: Barely, no thanks to you jerks. *is impaled by a large piece of fourth wall* I would ask for help, but I'm tuned into about 40 porn channels.