Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Shudders*

[Tomi]

Tomi: *farts to break the mood*

[Grandy]

Grandy: Tomi, seriously, have you ever looked for a doctor? That many farts can't be healthy.
*guy stands up*
Guy: I'm a doctor!
Dr.Guy: *examines Tomi*
Dr.Guy: Tomi... you have cancer.
*everyone gasps*
Dr.Guy: It's a rare kind of cancer, in which the cells of your fart keep multiplying.
Tomi: Is it terminal?
Dr.Guy: To everyone near you, yes.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *points and laughs*
Doctor Guy: You're one to be laughing, Mr. I-Have-No-Penis.
Warxe: ... *runs off crying*
Doctor Guy: If I can ruin one patient's life a day, I know I've done my job. *dramatically walks into the sunset*

[Tomi]

Doctor Guy: *breaks his nose because he walked into the sunset*

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: *Walks out from behind the sunset* Tsk tsk tsk... Just don't know the technique, do you?
*Dramatically  rides on into the sunset*.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *touches sunset* ...it's only warm. *walks to a wire and plugs it* *sunset becomes brighter* There we go. *walks back to the pub* ... *the pub is now really small in comparison to him* Well, that'll give me some trouble fitting in.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Taps Grandy's foot* You think you could step on Drace? He's creeping me out and it scares me.
Drace: *Zips up* no fair! I always get picked on! *Cries* I'm not technically even here anymore!
Grandy: Quiet. *Stamps on Drace* Eew. Phoenix goo.

...

This is quite fun actually. *Stamps on MIC*
Razor: That's enough Grandy. These are paying customers!
Grandy: No, I don't think I will stop! All these years I've hung around and my awesome has never been recognised! BUT NOT NOW!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!!1! I HAVE THE POWER TO STAMP!!!
Tomi: He's too strong!!!




*Paaa pa paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*



Everyone: !!!
Bluhman: *In sunset, moving arms around in a kung fu style and pointing to Grandy with every word* Not so fast, Grandy! Charaszord, unite!

*rtp 'fierce battle' music starts*

MT11: Hwa! Huh! Haah! *Jumps into giant robotic moose head*

Tomi: Peeew! Ewewweh!! Weeeeeee! *Jumps into giant robotic butt*

Razor and Archem: Yah! nuh uh! Yah huh! *Jump into giant robot arms*

Warxe: Hiiiwah! Meyah! Gwaaaah! *Jumps into giant blue eye that fits onto moose head and FIRES LASERS*

Bluhman: *Moment of silence, whilst he leaps into a giant hat which settles on the top of the charaszord*

MT11: What about legs?
Bluhman: Where we're going, we don't NEED legs.

Grandy: FINAL BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Grandy]

 *charas bot falls*
 Bluhman: But... we don't need legs where we're going...
 MT11: Well, maybe we need legs to go to the place where we don't need legs?
 Razor: I'm not paying for extra legs!
 Tomi: *farts*
 Grandy: You're not awesome enought to fight me!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Can I be in a leg?
game_maniac: Welcome back AFL!
AFL: Why don't you be the other leg?
game_maniac: ok.
AFL: Can we be the legs???

[Archem]

Archem [right arm]: No. Legs are for losers.
Tomi: *farts, creating gas-powered propulsion system*
Razor: [left arm]: Legs are once again conquered by the mighty fart!
AFL: Aww...

[WarxePB]

Warxe: GIANT FRIGGIN LASERS! *shoots lasers at Grandy*
Grandy: Ha ha ha! Your puny little lasers can not defeat my ultra superpower attack form! *morphs into a robotic version of Grandy*
Warxe: You think so, eh? Tomi, execute Plan Light Flatus B!
Tomi: *farts at Grandy*
Warxe: GIANT FRIGGIN LASERS may not be able to defeat you, but GIANT FRIGGIN EXPLOSIVE FARTS will! *cue stock atomic bomb footage*
Grandy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! I'mmmmmmmmmmmmellllltingggggggggg.... *melts*
Warxe: And that's why justice and love will always win! *woot*

[Roland_Deschain]

*weird, old west music starts playng*
Roland Deschain: *looks around* Uh.... The hell did I miss?
And what in god's name is that smell?

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Well, you guys might think it is great, but I brought someone with me that thinks not having legs is horrible.
Archem: OMG!!!
PowerRanger: Hey guys.
Razor: Hello, welcome.
Warxe: Hey now, why so blue?
PowerRanger: Could it be because I'm missing my legs, or it is because I'm the Blue PowerRanger?
Warxe: Oh.
PowerRanger: Guys, the megazord just isn't the same without legs.
Archem: I hear ya.
PowerRanger: Our zords don't have butts, so we can't go places by farting.
Razor: *tears*
PowerRanger: And Zoron... he's just a face... without his legs, how will he magically levitate?
Warxe: Woe is me!
MIC: That's right people. The next time you want to take away everyones legs, instead, just take away Grandy's. It will save everyone trouble.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ...*sniff* ...*cries but in mind laughs hysterically* ...can we take Grandy's legs now?