Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

Dragonium: *Hops past on one leg* Shiiiiiiiiit!!!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL:  ...    ...   ... >_<  I forgot to go to the bathroom before we fell through the floor.

[crunkman2000]

Crunk: There's a dark corner over there. I'm sure nobody will see youANYWAYS...how the hell did Dragonium get out of here to step on a bear trap? Can he...teleport...or...fly...or, something?
MT11: Well, you see, the thing about that is...waHEY! *runs*
Crunk: Where the hack are you going to run? We're in a basement that, as far as I know, has no exits, except for that warp pipe that the gremlin thingy came through, and well, according to Mario Logic(TM), it most likely has disappeared by now...*turns around*

MT11: *climbs up sudden ladder and hops into pipe*

Everyone else: *already went down the pipe while Crunk was talking*

Crunk:...****. Might as well move things along. I'm sure nobody wants to hear my sensle-HEY! *MIC pulls Crunk through pipe*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ...Its cold...  where the hell are we?

[Moosetroop11]

MIC: I'll warm you baybeh.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ... Um...  I'm not cold anymore!  That's it!  I'm not cold now.  Thanks for the offer...   *shudders*


Gemini:  Are you cold ed?
Ed: You know I am.

AFL: Keep in it unmod.

[crunkman2000]

Crunk: Okay, as soon as Gemini, Ed, and MIC stop being..."unmod", I'd like to know where the futch we are!

Bluhman (baby): Well, based on the temperature (which I estimate to be around -50F), the fog, and the lack of any life whatsoever...I'd say AFL hit the proverbial nail on the head.

MT11: Are you saying...we're in HELL? How did we end up here? And how do you know that's where we're at?!

MIC: Easy: if we see Raffles, we're down below.

Raffles: LOL HAI GUYS.

Charas staff: *wounds Raffles in ways that aren't meant to be seen outside of Unmod*

Crunk: OTHER THAN THE TROLLS...how do you know this is Hell? We could just be in Siberia or something.

Bluhman (baby): Do you see any tigers? No. Thus, we aren't in Siberia.

AFL: Can't argue with that logic. After all, it's coming from a talking baby version of Bluh.

Crunk: Hmm...I'm still not convinced...if this is Hell, then how'd it freeze over?

[Moosetroop11]

Ehero: *Makes his second funny post that day* wow, I'm on a roll!!!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: *Kills eh76*

[crunkman2000]

eh76: *revives* Wait...isn't there some kind of game/anime/movie/manga rule that says if someone dies in Heaven/Hell/whatever your afterlife's called...they're dead for good?

AFL: THIS ISN'T DBZ.

Random n00b: LULZ DBZ IMA CHARGIN MAH KAMEHAMEHA! THEY'S ON NAMEK! IT'S OVER NINE THOU--

MT11: *stuffs n00b in a toaster* That's enough out of you!

MIC: Can we focus less on toaster stuffing and more on getting out of here?

Bluh (baby): I agree, what are we standing here talking for?!

Gemini: Because there's nothing better to do.

Dragonium: *hops up to group on one leg* WTF HOW DID EH REVIVE YET I STILL HAVE ONE LEG?

Crunk: Y'know what, I'ma go try and find an exit...*walks off to the left*.....*runs past group* shhhiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIII---

MIC: What? *looks to left* OH MY SWEET LAWD.

Everyone else: What? *looks*

[Razor]

Well this certainly is looking sorry these days.

[Moosetroop11]

Oh it was once so good. But we just don't have the members we used to, Razor old boy.

[Archem]

Archem: Who said that? Warxe?
Warxe: No! I've been in the shower since last week! Get off my back!
Archem: Oh. Hey, hold on a second! The pub has a shower now?!
MIC: Yeah. I had a hot water heater installed in the basement a month ago. I also had a basement installed around that time.
Archem: A basement?! Awesome chili sauce! I'm gonna go screw with things down there right now! *falls down basement stairs*
*pub falls apart*
Razor: These predicaments that we keep getting into are so much more than zany.
MIC: No kidding! This is property damage! I'll sue!

[Grandy]

*Grandy walks 'in' through the pub's door, which is still standing*

 *crowd cheers*

 Grandy: Razor, gimme a strong one.

 *crowd laughs*

 Razor: Grandy, we're at the middle of something here, the pub fell apart!
 Grandy: Yeah, I cause that effect on buildings.

 *crowd laughs*

 Razor: ... ... ... that doesn't even makes sense!
 Grandy: Or does it?

 *crowd laughs*

 Razor: That's it! You'll eat those words!

 *crowd 'oooooh's *

 Razor: Have at you! *grabs a plank of wood from the fallen pub and uses it as a sword*
 Grandy: Ha! *grabs a fallen pub from the sword of plank and uses it as a wood*
 Razor: Well that was impressive.
 Warxe: I'm not sure it should be possible to do that.
 Grandy: Well, see, it was rather easy, when I saw that sword of plank I just knew *gets hit in the head by Razor's plank of wood*
 Razor: I still win since my weapon is actually made of matter.
 Grandy: But mine is made of FEELINGS! *hits Razor*
 Razor: I feel so sad... I'm gonna cut a Razor with myself.
 Warxe: Soooo... your weapon makes people into Emos.
 Grandy: Yup.
 Warxe: It's a force to be reckoned with.
 Grandy: Well, I know that with a grand power comes a great responsability.

 *Stan Lee, who is in the crowd, boo's*

 Grandy: *hit's Warxe on the head*

[Razor]

Suddenly, Bob Geldof comes from the audience!

Bob: Hello, I'm Bob Geldof.
Warxe: Who?
Grandy: I think he's that guy in U2.
Warxe: Oh right.
Bob: And I'm here today--
Razor: Yes, we can see that.
Archem: Congratulations, you managed to make it to a run down pub.
Bob: Quiet you! I'm here today to preach--
Everyone else: *groan*
Bob: the message about the starving nation of Africa. You see, many children are starving everyday and--
MIC: Is anyone listening to him?
MT11: I'm starving right now. *eats Bob Geldof*


Grandy: Oh well I guess I should have seen that coming.