Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

Warxe: That's not good... *inflates like a balloon*
Razor: Hey, let's play Beach Warxeball! *a volleyball net randomly appears*
All: Yay! *begin playing*
Warxe:
Martian: Hey, you rowdy kids! Get off of our planet!
Warxe: *reasons the Martians out of existence*
Archem: Wait. "Reasons"?
Warxe: All sense of reason has collapsed. Therefore, by using reasoning, we can do literally whatever we want. There should be a hot-dog vendor around here because I'm hungry. *hot-dog stand and vendor reason into existence*
Razor: Schweet. *reasons the Pub into existence on Mars* Now we can have some fun-filled and wacky pub adventures on Mars!
Warxe: Be careful, though: others will seek to use this power for evi- *the group rereason into a dystopian prison cell-like thing* Crap.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Oops. Sorry. *Reasons everybody onto Jupiter*

Warxe: Umm, excuse me, but if my memory of planets is correct, Jupiter doesn't have a habitable atmosphere, or even a surface that you can stand on.

Razor: Easy for you to say, Mr. I Don't Need To Stand On The Ground Because I'm Inflating Like A Helium Balloon.

Warxe: Don't remind me. *Reasons back to the Pub and floats away*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: It stands to reason that, as the only one with any sort of headpiece, being my antlers, to use as a crown, I am the king of this here pub.
MIC: Oh shut up.
MT11: Come now. I think you'll find that as king, I'll be a reasonable man... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *explodes*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Drat. *Runs away at 2000mph*

[Meiscool-2]

Dragonium: *Trips*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ha.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Yeah, my body wasn't made to withstand inflating like a balloon... I think all of my bones are broken, and my organs are just kind of floating around...
AFL: Then why are you still alive?
Warxe: Sheer willpower. *brandishes a Green Lantern ring*

[Archem]

Archem: *reveals yellow ring on his hand*
Warxe: ...
Archem: ...
Warxe: *angry eyes*
Archem: Uh... Wonder Twin Powers™, activate?
Warxe: More like Wonder Marriage Powers™, activate. After all, it stands to reason that two people with rings are married.
Razor: Lawl.
Headless King MT11: OBJECTION! They cannot be married in the state of Jupiter, they are both males!
Grandy: Actually, common law suggests tha-
PHISHOOW! <--- Sound of laser beam melting Grandy's brain.
Grandy: Gah! My brain!
Dragonium: That sounds... Re-sonable. *hides Reason-O-Scope™*

[Tomi]

Tomi: *hates the character map that Archem™ loves so much*

[Archem]

Archem: *loves a map of some sort*

[WarxePB]

Zero: You... you WHORE! *runs off crying*
Warxe: Uh, we were never married. And I don't like Archem anyways.
Archem: *runs off crying*
Hal: Hey, buddy! That's MY ring!
Warxe: Not any more! I'm the Green Lantern of this quadrant now!
Hal: ... *flies off crying*
Warxe: Why is everyone running off crying?
Grandy: Muuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh....
Tomi: He said "It's because of the massive tumor on your ***."
Warxe: Oh. *deflates and puts on a snazzy Green Lantern uniform* That would do- wait, you can translate mindless groans?
Tomi: *farts*
Razor: Well, you've scared off several of my customers, including the one who actually paid. Sure, he paid in money that doesn't exist yet, but Zero was the best damn barfly ever.
Warxe: *reasons a Jupiter branch of the Charas Pub franchise and several perfect barflies* Happy now?
Razor: *runs off crying tears of joy*
Warxe: ...

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ...huh.  Can I reson myself back to the Unmod?
Warxe: No.
AFL: oh.
Warxe: *Reasons to Venus instead*
AFL: Dammit.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Reasons AFL onto the Sun*

Party: *Begins*

[Archem]

Archem: *vomits*
Corner: *gets sat in by Archem*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ...'ello?  Anyone there?  Echo!  Oh... it doesn't work... Echo  Yay! Yay  Echo! Echo  I'm bored...