Charas Pub

[Tomi]

Duck: QUACK!! *pauses to wait for echo*....SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

[Archem]

Archem: *gets the joke*

[Tomi]

Tomi: *doesn't get the joke*

[Razor]

*suddenly Jamie and Adam come crashing through the closest wall*
Jamie: Sorry Tomi, but your previous post was a scientific fallacy!
Adam: Yeah, we totally busted that myth years ago.
Tomi: Oh, my bad.
Jamie: You know what must happen now.
Tomi: *solemnly nods his head*
*Jamie, Adam and Tomi walk out a door, where only their shadows can be seen. One shadow holds back a second shadow, while the third one begins punching the second in the stomach. This continues for a minute before the first drops the second to the ground.*
Jamie: *walking in* Well, it was nice to see you folks.
Adam: *rolling down sleeves* Yeah, keep up the good work!
Jamie and Adam: *leave*

Razor: Well! That was fun.
Archem: Wait, what just happened?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Does some calculations on a massive blackboard* According to this... I'm confused.

[Tomi]

Tomi: *walks out* Dude, Buster is a beast.  It wasn't until I farted that he fell down at all, even after repeated punches to the stomach.
Razor: Um, but.. nevermind.
MT11: *still dumbfounded at his empty massive blackboard*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ...

Razor: ...

MT11: ...

Razor: *Hands MT11 some chalk*
MT11: Ohhhh.

[Dragonium]

MT11: *Does some quick calculations* Yep, I am confused.

Dragonium: Err, Moose. You forgot to carry the 1.

MT11: Oops. *Alters calculations* Okay, with my alterations, according to this... *Head explodes*

[Archem]

Archem: *steps up to chalk board* Hmm... *tinkers* Look! A duckie!
Razor: *head implodes*
MT11: *head reconstructs itself*
Chalk Board Duckie: Quack!
Echo: *dies*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: EAT SALAMI! *fires several salami rockets from his homemade jetpack*
Adam: I think we should sue them.
Jamie: Nah, it's all in good fun.
Archem: *has some of Razor's fur taped to his lip* I, um, don't think, um, that it's an, um, logical expression of, um... you know.
Jamie: Okay, that's it. YOU'RE ******* SUED! *storms off*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Umm, Warxe.

Warxe: What?

Dragonium: You're still inflating.

Warxe: Doh. *Expands to the size of a family car*

[Tomi]

Jesse: Hey look! There's a Warxe balloon to replace that stupid Meowth balloon that keeps blowing up.
James: OHH, that will do most BEAUTIFULLY.
Meowth: Meeeowth, that's right!

Ash: OH NO!! Not you three again!
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: And make it--
Pikachu: *Thunder-fucking-bolt*

Team Rocket: Oh no!!! Team Rocket's blasting off ag--
James: But I'm still looking FAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!!!

Everyone in the Pub: *anime sweatdrop*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: You know, I never got why they just didn't kill Ash. In any case... I have a meeting with God. *reasons Arceus*
Archem: Arceus?
Warxe: It's a link! *subatomic remnants of the fourth wall split apart into energy*
Arceus: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?!
Warxe: Yeah. I want you to return the status quo to normal.
Arceus: VERY FUNNY. I'VE SEEN 'NORMAL' AROUND YOUR PUB... AND THIS IS A GREAT DEAL MORE 'NORMAL' THAN USUAL.
Warxe: You're so kind. But seriously. Revive the Gods of Reason, and send us back to Charas-Earth.
Arceus: YOU DARE DEMAND SOMETHING OF YOUR CREATOR?
Warxe: Um, I'm from an alternate universe, dope. You created me as much as you blessed Archem over there with good looks.
Archem:
Arceus: I WILL DO NOTHING FOR YOU.
Warxe: Really? *reasons an army of the other 492 Pokemon* Think you can defeat all of your children?
Arceus: *REASONS THE ARMY INTO NOTHING*
Warxe: That's not fair.
Arceus: VERY WELL THEN. YOU MUST DEFEAT ME IN BATTLE. *Warxe and Arceus disappear and reappear moments later*
Warxe: Well played! But we clearly know who the more supreme being is now.
Arceus: YOU CHEATED. WE AGREED TO NO REASONING.
Warxe: And who's the one that created a limitless invincible army of themselves?
Arceus: IT'S ONE OF THE PERKS OF BEING GOD.
Warxe: *snorts*
Razor: So, uh, God. Do you know God?
Arceus: I AM GOD. THE CATHOLIC GOD THAT YOU FOOLISH MORTALS BELIEVE IN IS BUT A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.
MT11: But you're a Pokemon. How could you have created humans? And Pokemon are technically fictional, so how does that work?
Arceus: THE ONLY LOGICAL ANSWER IS THAT YOUR CREATOR IS FICTIONAL.
MT11: Well, thanks for crushing my religion. *walks off muttering*
Warxe: Anyways. Status Quo. Gods of Reason. Get with it.
Arceus: VERY WELL.

*poof*

Razor: Poof?
Arceus: MEH. *disappears*
Warxe: We're back. Anyways, let the zaniness ensue!
Grandy: You know, I've had enough of Warxe's godmoding.
ZKX: It's against the rules, man!
Dragonium: LYNCH MOB!
Warxe: Uh oh... This post is getting too long, but there's still more story to tell...
Arceus: NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN! *crushes Warxe with a giant extradimensional hammer*
Warxe: Well, that solves everything. *disappears in a puff of logic*

[Meiscool-2]

Tomi: *Farts*
MIC: *Reasons fart*
Tomi: Damn.

[Archem]

Archem: *cooks an egg, doesn't eat it*
Razor: What the hell was that about?
Archem: I'm a Creationist.
Grandy: No you're not! You've stated on multiple occasions that you're a Catholic who believes in evolution!
Archem: Yeah, so? Can't I be both?
Grandy: Do you even know what Creationism is?!
Archem: I don't see what that has to do with anything. Can't I cook and not eat an egg because I'm a Creationist Catholic who believes in evolution?
Warxe's Reasonable Spiriting: Catholic God is a lie.
Archem: Shut up! The thing that told you that is fictional, who do you believe? The word of a real person or the word of some fictional monster?
Warxe's Reasonable Spiriting: My religion allows me to believe that that's none of your business.
Archem: ...I hate eggs.
Razor: Why didn't you just say that from the start?
Archem: Because! I'm a Creationist!
All: *sigh, anime sweat drop*