Charas Pub

[theillusivefish]

*TIF walks in* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!?  >:

[Drace]

Drace: *looks at the fish* *looks at the bar* *looks at MT11* *looks at Razor* Razor. Do you server fish and chips?
Razor: Yes.
Drace: Ok, get the chips ready. I'll bring the fish. *grabs a toothbrush out of his pocket*

[Razor]

*loud shriek*
Grandy: Gasp! A body!
Razor: It would appear someone has killed The Illusive Fish!

Grandy: But WHO?

[Drace]

Drace: Razor, now that he's dead can you make fish and chips out of him.
Razor: You do know that his name included fish but that he ain't a fish.
Drace: What! What a wast of bullets then!
Grandy: *slowly looks at Drace* I hope he doesn't like ninja and chips.

[theillusivefish]

*Forces hand at sky* Ya know, Im still alive here, and in great pai, OWWWWWW. A little help please? Oh the agony *Ultros walks in* OH FOR GOD SAKE, SHUT UP!!!!! *Ultros tenticle whips TIF*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Thats it, Drace, its same as you, you're not a phoenix, but your name is Drace Phoenix, and I don't have an Eagle eye, even if my last name is Eagleye. And Razor, Razor isn't Girl-ish and Pink, even if his name is Razor Girl-ish Pink of Flowers.
 Razor: My dad hate me.

 (No offence, Raz.)

[Razor]

Razor: It's just that the pink socks are comfortable!
Grandy: How do you explain the underwear and bra?
Razor: It's a matching set!

[Drace]

Drace: Bra! Where?! *turns around and sees Razor in a bra and underwear*
Razor: Hi.
Drace: Oh my god! My eyes! Ahhhhhh! *grabs a bottle of acid and throws it on his eyes* This is better. But it still hurts like hell! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! *drops down on the floor in front of Razor and looks up and sees through a hole in Razor's underwear* Oh my god! *Stands up and runs outside* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

5 HOURS LATER

Drace: *runs back in* hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... Need to think of beautifull stuff. *grabs Playboy and beer* Ah, this is better. *looks at a page and sees Razor is posing in the Playboy* Oh my god! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............*runs outside again*

[andy165175]

Andy: *Walks in, Sees Razor*
Andy: "WTF?" *Smacks Razor*

[Razor]

Razor: Don't smack me! *throws high heels at Andy*
Grandy: High heels?! Bwahaha!
Razor: I stole them from you.
Grandy: No wonder they looked familiar! Nooo!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: O.o

[Drace]

Drace: Don't look at us like that. You're the one with the extreme make-up.
Darkfox: Wah? *looks in mirror* Oh my god!

[Dragonium]

*throws high heels at Andy*

Dragonium: Who the hell is Andy?

Andy: Hi! I'm Andy, and *Sees Razor* - AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Samba: This is getting stupid.

Dragonium: Uh-huh. And what's with the bright red hair?

Samba: My hair has always been that colour.

Dragonium: Yeah, but red?

Samba: Your hair is red!!

Dragonium: Silence!!

[Drace]

Auron: I know a story about that. . .
Dragonium: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Why won't you leave?!
Auron: I am unsent.

[Razor]

*Darkfox reappears, all his black fur is grey*
Darkfox: Gee, I dunno why I originally put all that make up on.
Razor: Hey! Now we look very similiar!
Some guy: Hi Razor *to Darkfox*
Darkfox: Oh dear God! *jumps into bucket of black paint*