Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: Hey, is that a squirrel?
Razor: It sure is.
Drace: He he. *grabs a black bag and slowly walks towards the squirrel* You picked the wrong day to show up. *catches squirrel*
Grandy: What ya gonna do with it?
Drace: He's gonna be a member of my squirrel army.
Razor: You're training squirrels?
Drace: Well no. It's a stuffed army.
Razor: 0.o

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed walks by carrying Merry. "Foot." He said.

Ed walked off.

All of a sudden, Pyro... some member asked him to fix his password. A superman theme started playing. "Thanx. I'm off." He said, and he flew off with Merry.

[Darkfox]

*Snatches the squirrel from Drace*

Darkfox: Bad Drace! We no harm small furry things! Darn phoenixes... thinkin they own the world... *gets a waterhose*

Drace: Wait! Thats not water thats gaso...

*Darkfox sprays Drace with it and suddenly there is a big blast, everyody is scorched, the squirrel passes out and so does Drace*

Darkfox: Alright... who replaced the water tank with a gasoline tank!?

Razor: *whistles walking away with his hands behind his back*

[Dragonium]

Razor: I was watering down the beer, and gasoline is more fun.

Dragonium: Is that exactly what happened...?

Razor: Yeah... Um... Sure... O_O'

Dragonium: Are you sure that's what happened...?

Razor: Ummm... Well, yeah, I... o_o'

Dragonium: Drace, the chair, please.

Drace: Yup. *Pushes a chair into the backs of Razor's legs so he falls onto it, then ties him in. Lights go off*

Dragonium: *Shining torch in Razor's face* Are you sure?!

Razor: Yes! I was expecting something like --

Dragonium: Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!

Razor: You're not the Spanish --

Dragonium: Silence!

Razor: My God, you're stupid... *Gets out of chair and walks away*

Dragonium: Drace, you said you got the Cub Scouts' Award for Knot-Tying.

Drace: I did.

Razor: No Drace, you got the Award for "Not Knot-Tying". You skipped the classes, remember?

Drace: Yeeeeah. I do... *Flashback, which involves a smouldering wreckage and lots of smoke, with young Drace standing next to it, smiling*

Razor: And as you can see, this is the next thing Drace did. This is him, passing his "Cub Scouts Award for Burning Down Fancy Man's Shed".

*Canned laughter*

*Charas - The Soap Opera Theme tune plays*

Dragonium: -_-'

[Drace]

Drace: I also have first prise for killing and skinning rabbits. Though, I was the only one who entered. All those other 5-year olds puked and cried.

[Drace]

Drace: BUMB!
Razor: -_-
Drace
Razor: Idiot.
Drace: Canine.
Razor: FOR THE LAST ****ing TIME! IT AIN'T A ****ing CANINE BUT IT'S A ****ing LUPINE! ****ing WOLVES ARE ****ing LUPINES FOR THE LAST ****ing TIME YOU mother****er!
Drace: ****...

[Razor]

Razor: Well I'll be ******.
Red: ******?
Razor: ***.
*****: Hey! I'm ********!
Drace: w**t!
*Dramatic use of **********

[Moosetroop11]

*Silhouette appears at door, dramatic music*

Drace: Could it be?

Silhouette: *Eats TIF, Ed and Andy*

Razor: It must be!

Silhouette: Shakes antlers in epic fashion*

Darkfox, Drace and Razor: SnakeEater is back!
Silhouette: *Sweatdrop* It's me, Moosetroop!
Razor: Oh yeah, I knew that.

[Drace]

Drace: Damnit. Snake is more fun.
MT11:  
Drace: Erm.... more fun than...... spider?
MT11: Okay.
Drace: *muffled* And Moose
MT11: What ya say buddy?
Drace: That Snake's more fun that Moose.
MT11: Ok. Me too. For I am Weasel!

[Greeny341]

*Greenywalks in and sighs*

Oh look a penny....

*Leaves*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Oh no you don't! *Grabs and eats Greeny*

Razor: Ahem!

MT11: Oh yeah... *Spits out penny*

Razor: Money doesn't grow on trees, y'know!

[Drace]

Drace: Actually, money is made from trees....
Razor: Yeah, but it doesn't grow on it.
Drace: Then how do you explain 'The Money Tree' across the street?
Razor: It's a bush....
Drace: Don't change the subject.

[Grandy]

Grandy: Razor, may I have a word with you?
 Razor: No.
 Grandy: Its an emergency.
 Razor: Come back when it's a catastrophe *many explosion sounds outside* Oh very well...
 Razor: What is it?
 Grandy: There is this guys outside, they say you didn't payd for the beer that you bought to re-sell here.
 Razor: Are they insane? I didn't bought the beer, I stole it!
 Grandy: They have many explosives.
 Razor: Oh, fine, use the escape pods.
 Warxe: Thank god, there are plenty of escape pots. We won't have to dress up like women and children!
 *Everyone but Razor gets an scape pod*
 Grandy: Razor, and you?
 Razor: Nothing remains now but for the barman to go down with his pub.
 Grandy: Why that's surprisingly noble of you.
 Razor: No. It's noble of you, Grandy! As of now, you own the pub! *gets in the last scape pod*

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 Warxe: *through a comunicator* Razor, where are the escape pods going?
 Razor: .....I've never though of that... *gets out, they're still in the pub*
 Razor: D'oh!
 Grandy: Welcome back.
 Razor: Are they still out there?
 Grandy: They're preparing the nukes.
 Razor: Oh, good, I have the time to say my pray.

[Drace]

Drace: Ha, I will talk to them! *Walks outside*
Grandy: I give him a minut.
Razor: I give him 5 seconds.
Explosion: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Drace: *walks in, black and smoking* *coughs up black smoke* They mean business. *drops down*

[Moosetroop11]

Warxe: Oh well, looks like It's plan B! *Runs outside in a frock* Save me! I'm an innocent woman!
MT11: What about the rest of us.
Razor: We pray.