Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: Oh yeah, well, you don't have genitals either!
*moment passes*
Drace: I miss my genitals.
Razor: I miss my genitals.
*Razor and Drace stare at each other momentarily*
Razor: (He is plotting something. Something evil. I can tell by that look in his eye.)
Drace: I wonder if I can knock him out and take the beer. All I need to do is take that chair...
Drace: Hey Razor, pass me that chair!
Razor: No. You plan to knock me out with it.
Drace: How the Hell'd you know that?
Razor: Because you weren't thinking, you were speaking in italics.
Drace: Bastard.
Razor: Heard that.
Drace: Blast!

[Drace]

Drace:  (He can read my mind. Make me a sandwhich lupine!  *states at Razor*
Razor: That'll be 50 bucks.
Drace: O_O

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: NO GENITALS!!! AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Runs around screaming*

[Razor]

Razor: Now now, the pub isn't all about genitals. We've got uh... y'know, other stuff... eh, we got nothing.

[Drace]

Drace: *looks up from his glass* If you've got nothing, then what is this Razor Suprise that I'm drinkin?
Razor: Erm... it's *cough**cough*
Drace: What?
Razor: It's *cough**cough*
Drace: Tell me damnit!
Razor: It's wolf pee ok!
Drace: Ok. *drinks glass empty*
Razor: Eh? You just drink it? You aren't mad?
Drace: Nah, I switched my glass with MT11's glass a while back.
MT11: *looks up from his empty glass*

[Darkfox]

*Randomly and unexpectidly Vegeta busts down the door dressed in a cook's apron*

Vegeta: KAKAROOOOOT!!!

Darkvixen: What? Goku?

Vegeta: NO! MY CARROTS! THEIR ROTTEN ARGHHHH!!! *charges through breaking down the wall*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Pukes* I'm sure there was a rule against dbz characters...

Razor: Looks at rules list: He's right, you know. *Slaps Vegeta round the face with a pelican*

[theillusivefish]

Fish:Erm...can I kill the pelican?
Razor:I think I just did...
*Meanwhile Brody smashes down the door screaming "KAAAAKAAAROOOOOT" with Vegeta runinng away from him, screaming like a little girl*

[Razor]

Razor: I shudder. *deletes Vegeta and Brody*
Drace: Hey! You can't do that.
Razor: Like Hell I can't. *deletes Drace's free will*
Drace: You can do whatever you want!

[Drace]

Drace: *Smacks Razor* That doesn't include necleting the pub you idiot!
Razor: *Tails goes between his legs*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Razor]

Razor: Hey! It's not my fault that noone posted for 2 days! *smacks Drace*
Drace: *tail goes between legs* Hold on, I don't have a tail!
Razor: Oh, that's Hippoman. He likes you.
Hippoman:  
Drace: *shudders* *curls up into fetal position*

[Drace]

Razor: You forgot step 3.
Drace: Oh yeah, thanks. *puts his thumb in his mouth and starts sucking it*

[Drace]

Drace: Come on! Keep this place alive!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: It is alive. More then YOUR pub, at least.