Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Jesus, what's with the cross dressing?

Jesus: *In mini skirt* Don't ask me.

[Big_Duke]

Duke:MT11,you've haven't eaten people lately,have you gone vegetarian?
MT11:Yes,I have.
Duke:Really?
MT11:No*Eats Duke*
Garfield:*Eats MT11*Moose.

[Drace]

Drace: Thank you MT11. He looked worse in a dress then Richard Simmons.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Eats garfield from the inside* No problem Drace.

[Razor]

Damn fast posters

MT11: Jesus, what's with the cross dressing?

Jesus: *In mini skirt* Don't ask me.

Razor: Jesus! What are you doing here? Do you want to experience the full power of the Charas Pub?
Jesus: No. I hate all of you, go to Hell.
Razor: *gets sent into Hell* aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Drace: Hey, you got rid of him! Free beer time!
Jesus: Theft is a sin, or something! I've never read that book, but *sends Drace to Hell*
Drace: aaaaahhhhhhhh*fade*
Grandy: What the Cripes is going on here?
Jesus: Said my name in vain -
Grandy: No I didn't.
Jesus: CORRECTED YOUR LORD, TRIPLE SENTENCE.
*entire pub is sent to Hell*
Jesus: My work here is done.
*omnious hand from clouds: *thumbs up* come back up here, I got some nachoes happening!*
Jesus: Right Dad!


DarkVixen: Hey, where'd the pub go?
Jesus: Well hello there, beautiful? Ever been with a massiah?
DarkVixen: O.o

[Big_Duke]

*Garfield Eats MT11 from the inside,then MT11 Eats Garfield from inside,and so on,and so on...*
Duke:*Kills both,then revives both*Fatty,how bout a bus!*Sends him to richard simmons fat camp,then sends MT11 out to Cannibal camp,which is controlled by robots,with hi tech weaponry*

[Drace]

(Oh goody, another adventure!)

Drace: Where the hell am I? *Sees Razor hanging on a torure device* *shivers* You could at least have put on some pants.
Razor: Don't complain! You aren't hanging here while the Devil is trying to see if your a boy or a girl by looking up your skirt.
Drace: What a perv.
Razor: I hope he decides that I'm a girl.
Drace: Why?
Razor: He's gay. Remember? South Park.
Drace: *Gasp* *Slowly puts on a dress*

[WarxePB]

*Warxe and posse walk in*

-Warxe: Huh? Where'd everyone go?

-Xios: Now I can finally rule the Pub! *laughs maniacally*

-Jani: Idiot. *slaps Xios*

-Xios: Aww...

-Zero: And I was just getting sober, too... *goes to the back of the pub*

-Warxe: So, what exactly did happen to everyone?

-Jesus: They were sent to Hell for being sinful.

-Warxe: Ah.

-Jesus: I know you're thinking bad things, so *condemns Warxe to Hell*

-Yue: I wish I could do that...

-Jesus: Lust for power! *condemns Yue to Hell*

-Xios: Don't even try sending me there, because I am Satan!

-Satan: No you're not.

-Xios: Impostor! *slaps Satan*

-Jesus: Hmm, which one should I believe...?

-Satan: Me! You saw me descend to Earth with your own eyes!

-Xios: He's an impostor! I'm the real Satan!

-Jesus: Hmm... give me proof.

-Satan: *sets the Pub ablaze*

-Xios: That's nothing! *sets the planet on fire*

-Satan: Oh yeah? *sets Jesus on fire*

-Jesus: AGGGGH! *condemns Satan to Hell*

-Satan: Crap... *disappears*

-Xios: Oh yeah, I win!

-Jani: You're still an idiot.

-Jesus: Bad-mouthing Satan! That's a sin!

-Jani: Shut up. *slaps Jesus*

-Jesus: Ow... okay, you're off the hook.

-Xios: Hey, I'm Satan, so I can do this! *condemns Jesus to Hell*

-Jani: We are SO screwed.

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: And I can do this... *splashes holy water on Xios*

Xios: AGGHHH!! IT BURRRRNNNNSSS!!! ITTTT BURRRNNNSSS!!!! *melts* I'm melting! Melting... what a world... whaaatt a world!!! *smoking clothes remain*

Jani: How did you know that would work?

Darkvixen: The Daily World

Jani: I thought that was fake.

Darkvixen: You'd think that... O.o

[Razor]

Jesus: He wins this time. I - *looks at Razor in a dress* *looks at Drace in a dress* *looks at Rosie O'Donnell in a dress*
OH MY ME, THIS REALLY IS HELL!
Razor and Drace: Rosie O'Donnell?!? AHHHHHH!!!
Rosie O'Donnell: Hey hey hey!
Jesus/Razor/Drace: *scream*

[Drace]

Drace: Free me from my missery!
Razor: *Bites out Drace's eyes*
Drace: Damnit! The pain! *dies*
Jesus: Well, you sure killed him off.
Razor: *Spits out the eyes* He wanted to be freed from missery.
Drace: *reapears*
Razor/Jesus: O_O
Razor: How did you got back here? Didn't you die?
Drace: I died, where else could I've gone to? Detroit?

[Grandy]

 *Grandy is running around being chased by 3 little devils*
 Drace: Whats happening?
 Hideo Kojima: He stole all Devil's hidden beer.
 Drace: Hideo Kojima? What are YOU doing here?
 HK: *sigh* Metal Gear Solid two...

[Razor]

Razor: Might I mention that MGS3 was 1337?
Hideo: Why, thank you. It's amazing how I can speak fluent English despite the fact I'm Japanese. *disappears*
Razor: Eh?
Jesus: Metal Gear Solid 3.

[Drace]

Drace: He may not be dead. He still has to make Metal Gear Solid 4! Jesus! Do something!
Jesus: Oh, ok. *Dances*
Drace: ......  -_-

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *reading a sign in the entrance of hell* "[STRIKE]Welcome[/STRIKE] to Hell, 78% of our population is of lawyers. The other 22% doesn't have a place in this old joke."
 Grandy: Who wrote that should be burned in hell.
 Guy: Yes?
 Grandy: Only speaking loudly, mind you.