Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: Twi... Twilight Zone?
Darkvixen: Indeed.
Drace: *looks at his shoulder and sees a smiling monkey*
Darkvixen: 0.o
Drace: I hate this place....
Monkey: Oeh! Ahh! Eeek! *holds his hand under his 4$$ and then throws something brown at Xeno*
Xeno: Hey!
Drace: It seems this place can get better.

[Dragonium]

Originally posted by Drace
Drace: *looks at his shoulder and sees a smiling monkey*

XD

Dragonium: Twilight Zone, eh...? *Pours peanuts into a drawer in a cupboard*

Drace: O_o

Dragonium: ... *Opens drawer, a tree grows out of it and goes up into the clouds*

*Porcupine walks past*

[Bluhman]

Bluh:"Oh! I wan't a golden goose!"

Bluhman climbs up the tree to confront the Giant. Up there, Everything is 35 times larger than bluhman. Approaching the castle, he knocks on the big wooden door to be confronted by the Giant, who doesn't notice him. Bluhman sneaks in just to be found out by smell, as the giant chanted: "Fee fie fo foop! I smell poop!" The giant then saw bluhman and tried to stomp on him, but Bluhman was too swift for the unruly Giant. Bluhman ran past him, stole the goose, and ran back to the pub on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge.

Bluhman: Man my life is boring.

Drace: ...

Darkfox: ...

Xenocide: Lol

Dragonium: I wanted to climb that!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Tree respawn!

Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills tree*

Tree: CREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK-KAPOOOOSHHH!!!

Darkfox: =)

Drace: =)

Dragonium: >=)

Bluhman: *Flat*

[Drace]

Drace: *At a phyciathrist(sp?)*
Phyciathrist: And what is your problem?
Drace: Well, everytime I enter the Twilight Zone there comes this monkey on my shoulder. He's on my shoulder now. Oh yeah, and I don't know how the hell I got here. A minute ago I was in the pub.
Phyciathrist: Well, you're still in the pub. Razor let me have my office in the bathroom. That other one though, I think you're crazy. *gets thrown poo in his face* .... Sir. Did you just pull down your pants and threw sh*t in my face?
Drace: There's a monkey on your shoulder.... Wooh! I'm free!
Phyciathrist: *looks at his shoulder and sees a smiling monkey* *Pushes off the monkey who then goes back on Drace's shoulder and throws poo at Dragonium*

[Razor]

*Razor pulls Drace out of side office*
Razor: Drace, I need to know something.
Drace: Eh?
Razor: What do you think a pawncarrier does for a living?
Drace: Uhh... carries pawns?
Grandy: RESPAWN?!
Drace: Oh you're a basta-
Grandy: *kills Drace*
Razor: *grins at self amusement*

[Drace]

(XD)

Drace: *respawns* Jeeze. Damn res......idents.
Grandy: ....
Drace: Grandy, Razor just respawned.
Grandy: HAAARGH! *turns big and green*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Sips drink thoughtfully whilst driving a motorbike at high speeds around the pub*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Stirs drink with finger*

Lake Placid Crocodile: *Eats hand*

[Razor]

Big and Green Grandy: GRAAHHHRR!!!
Razor: Drace, he's kidnapped your significant other and climbed on top of that scaffolding!
Drace: Gasp! I'll save you, my significant other!
BGGrandy: *throws barrels down scafolding*
Drace: *Jumps over barrel* *grabs hammer*
BGGrandy: *climbs down and breaks Drace in half*
Drace: Oh noes! *disappears* *appears at start* Oh good! I re- <.< >.> appeared.
BGGrandy: *twitch*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Jumps over barrels*

Drace: *Climbs ladder*

Dragonium: *Gets hit by spinning green shell*

Drace: *Eats barrel and grows big and poofy*

Dragonium: *Picks flowers and throws fireballs*

Razor: *Munches popcorn*

Lake Placid Crocodile: *Eats popcorn machine*

[Grandy]

BGGrandy: YOUR SOUL SHALL HAVE KILLED MY RIVAL-EVIL-BROTHER'S TWIN!!!
Drace: Eh?
Razor: Random generated sentence.

[Drace]

Drace: Oh. Well.... your mum was a monkey!
BGGrandy: *starts crying*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: There there, step a little to the left and everything will be better.

Grandy: *Crying* *Steps to the left*

MT11: *Pulls lever, opeing trap door which BGGrandy falls down*

Razor: I almost feel sorry for him. Let's have five seconds of silence in his honor.

*Five seconds pass*

Razor: And so, we move on. Drinks anyone?

[Drace]

Drace: Get me a big pint of beer.
MT11: And I'll like some more of that Tonic Water.