Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *gets on a broom* Off with ye peasants! Oi be casting spells of sorcery most foul on ye alle!

[Razor]

Drace: Come on, there must be one here!
Razor: Why are you behind the bar?
Drace: Surely you have a save crystal behind here!
Razor: It got reposessed.
Drace: Repo'd?
Razor: Haven't been paying my bills. They had to take Odin' sword --
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Warxe: Hey guys!
Odin: Silence! ZANTETSU-- aww...
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Razor: And Red Giant!
Drace: Muahahaha, they'll soon regret that.
Quimby: I er agree on that evil laugh. Vote Quimby *leaves*
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*repotruck in a narrow ledge road*
Red: What's this? And this? And this? And this?
Repoman: Stop touching everything!
Red: I LIKE THINGS!
*repotruck falls of cliff*

[Grandy]

MT11: Too late! *Firaga, then Flare, then Fire 4, then Flare, then Fire 3, then drinkl an ether, then Flare, then Ifrit, then Flare*
*Pub gets burned down*
*Drace dies*
*Drace loads game, appear 2 hour before he had saved*
Drace: Hey, while I'm on the past, MT11 will burn down the Pub!
MT11: *with a torch and a book named "Fire Magic Fer Dummies"* Erm.... he's lying?

[Razor]

Razor: Uhh, I've been reading up on paradoxes recently, and if Drace goes back in time and stops MT11 from doing anything, that will cause universal implosement.
Warxe: Wait, if Drace is two hours back in time, how can you tell what he was doing?
Razor: Well, it happened 2 hours ago, and I know this because of these 2 hour ago security tapes I've been convieniently watching.... wait, how do you know it was 2 hours ago?
Warxe: Unlike you, captain technology, I read Drace's post.
Razor: ...

[Darkfox]

*elsewhere*

Badly English Voice Dubbed Japanese Guy: OH LOOK! IT GODZILLA!
Godzilla: r04r! r04r!

*back*

Razor: *eyebrow* And what was the purpose of that little scene.
DF: No clue. I like cupcakes!
Razor: Oooook... *steps away*

Warxe: Too much Mountain Dew again?
Razor: Yep... looks like it... I'll get the serenge.
Warxe: And I'll... stand over here although I'll probably DIE for some weird reason anyways.

[Drace]

Warxe: Oh look, a little cat.
Cat: RAWR *eats Warxe*

[Razor]

Cat: Oh look, a little Warxe.
Warxe: RAWR *eats cat*
Drace: O_o

[Darkfox]

"Got Drace?"

Warxe: Yes... he's right there. *points to Drace*

"...you just ruined the joke..."

Warxe: The monkey on my shoulder made me do it!

Drace: That is MY monkey!!

Razor: *making distance* That sounds wrong at many different levels...

[Razor]

*Razor walks into Razor*
Razor: Where'd you think you're going?
Razor: I was getting away from Drace and Warxe -- uh oh.
Razor: Yeah, damn right "uh oh" *pulls off Razor's mask*
Pointy: Noooo!
Razor: Get back to the basement!
Pointy: Mother, no mother! Noooo! *fades away while falling down basement stairs*
Razor: *locks trapdoor* Who unlocked this?
Red: Oh sorry, that was me.
Razor: But it was locked!
Red: I used a skeleton key!
...
Red: A skeleton key!
...
Red: BECAUSE I'M A SKELETON!
...
Red: OH! It isn't funny! Ok, now I got it.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Has anyone noticed that we can all see each other's thoughts, feelings and flashbacks?

Drace: ...

Razor: ...

Warxe: ...

Dragonium: Well it's true!

Warxe: ...

Razor: ...

Drace: ...

*Starts raining ducks*

Dragonium: Ah! Look! Look at nature's blessing! A wonderful new event in our day!

[Razor]

Flash back
Drace: Hello Dragonium.
Dragonium: Hello Drace.
Drace: *stab*
Dragonium: My eye!
END
Dragonium: Hey, that never happened.
Razor: No, because that was actually a flash FORWARD.
Dragonium: Awha?
Drace: Hello Razor.
Razor: Hello Drace.
Drace: Hello Dragonium.
Dragonium: Hello Drace.
Drace: *stab*
Dragonium: My eye!

[Big_Duke]

Duke:Eht bup skcus*Walks backward*

Elsewhere....
*A man is rewinding a video*
Man:COOL!*Little voice*

Back at the pub.........
*Everybody is walking backwards,and talking in high little voices like being rewound*
Razor:Tahw si gnineppah?
*Warxe eats a cat*
Cat:ho,kool a elttil erxaw*a cat spits out Warxe*
Warxe:ho,kool a elittil tac*

[Razor]

Drace: Technically speaking, the entire post should start from the bottom. Not just every word backwards in proper order.
Warxe: That's illogical.
Darkfox: Illogic!! It makes me grow bigger... makes me grow stronger... HHRRRAAAGGHHH!!! *grows to like 100 ft*
SayoDarkfox: *laser beams things*
MT11: Oh no, Darkfox is going to destroy Tokyo! Action Force, UNITE!
Razor: Nah, we won't be doing that.
SayoDarkfox: *starts pushing over buildings*
Drace: Those poor Tokyoians.
Warxe: Tokyoinites.
Drace: W/E.
Razor: Don't worry. He'll tire himself out soon.
Dragonium: ONE PLUS TWO IS FOUR!!!
SayoDarkfox: RRROOOOOAOOAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *grows another 50 ft taller*
Razor: *smacks Dragonium* Don't egg him on!
Dragonium: Smacking!! It makes me grow bigger... makes me grow stronger... HHRRRAAAGGHHH!!! *grows to 150 ft*
Drace: *sighs*
*SayoDarkfox and TeraDragonium battle it out, Godzilla vs Rodan style*

[Big_Duke]

Duke:*Smacks everyone in the whole world*
TeraDragonium:*Grows 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ft.*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Duke:E=mcf
G=rghhghg
gjhnghjndothjtdhojhtdiohmjdcpomjhxcdhmnjx,hmjyhj['wayjRejr5yuhe5r[ikjrtm bmoetyhmnj['toey5j6 esaoiyhj
SayoDarkfox:*the same height as TeraDragonium*
Razor:Growing! It makes me bigger.....makes me stronger!*Grows the same height as Darkfox*
Duke:Randomness! It makes me bigger...makes me stronger!*Grows Taller than TeraDragonium,SayoDarfox,and LuneRazor
Combined,then kicks them*

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman runs along the city, rolling a big ball measuring about 30 KM in radius.*
Bluhman: Roll roll roll.
SayoDarkfox: What the!? *Grows*
*Rolled up*
Ball: *Grows*
Citypeople: What the!?
*Rolled up*
Ball: *Grows*
Stars: What the!?
*Rolled up*
Ball: *Glows*
LuneRazor: What the!?
Ball: *Grows* What the!?
*Rolled up*
Ball: *Grows constantly* *Explodes into a planet.*