Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Hey, how can we survive in an antiuniverse?
AntiMIB: It's best not to think about it.
Warxe: But shouldn't we implode or disappea- *pops out of antiexistance*
Alex: Silly Warxe, science is for old men.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Hey, it's the Dix Rabbit (TM)
Archem: He he, silly faggot, dicks arn't for kids!
Rabbit: Ah shucks *Gets warped out of the antiuniverse*

[Archem]

Haha! I WOULD say something like that!
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Archem: Remember the time I stopped that meteor?
Darky: But you ruined my shoes...
Razor: And you ruined my po... err...car keys...
Warxe: And you somehow blew up the rocket!
Drace: And remember my toy car?
MIC: And that wasn't ice cream, was it?
KS: And... Hey... DID he blow up the rocket?
Grandy: Hmm... I don't know!
Archem: Yeah, but I did it all in style!
everyone imitates the men in black in their efficient yet brutal punishment methods. Karma sucks, don't it?

[Grandy]

Fun fact: Mixing materia and antimateria will result in a big explosion of the size of an nuclear bomb.
 Grandy: Yeah, Fun Fact, we already know that, luckly no one here brought any materia, right? *looks to the others*
 Cloud: *cold sweatdropping*... ... ...
 Grandy: Cloud?
 Cloud: I... *tear formming in his eyes* I JUST WANTED TO CATCH AN CHOCOBO! *Chocobo Materia comes out of his pockets*
 Razor: Sonuva- *explodes*

[coasterkrazy]

CK: *walks into the destroyed area* Well, this is what I come back to? What a ripoff...

[Razor]

Suddenly, Razor can't be stuffed keeping track of anything, so, everyone ends up in Charas again, where everything is back to normal, ie, no explosions, and we should all note, this is one sentence.

Razor: So... sup?
Drace: That was cheap.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *presses a button* *Charas pub explodes (again)* I remember a time when a certain summoner wanted to solve everything through summoning and we found it annoying


 --------Somewhere in the North of Charas--------

 Warxe: ACHOOOO! Eh?

 --------Back in the now-exploded pub--------------

 Grandy: It was really, really boring to solve things that way, and using non-logical arguments just for make it that way is too. So, I'll explode this damn place as many times as I need until we do something instead of respawning here. Any questions?

[Razor]

Razor: Why did I install that button? *smacks forehead*
Drace: Well I remember a time where a certian GRANDY would go insane at the mention of RESPAWN.
Grandy:
Drace: RESPAWN RESPAWN RESPAWN RESPAWN RESPAWN RESP-*smack*-OW!
Meiscool: Will you STFU?
Razor: Anyway, point made. *phone* Yeah, Hello? I'd like to order a new pub...

[Archem]

Archem: Ooh! Make ine with pepperoni and extra cheese!
Other end of the phone (OEP): Uhh... This is Tomi's Big City Wings. I think you dialed the wrong number.
Razor: Like hell I did! It's on freakin' speed-dial!
CK: Ahem!
CK points at the speed dial listings:
1: Playboy Hotline
2: Pizza Hut
3: Ronald's Pub Delivery Service
4: Tomi's Big City Wings
5: Big Gay Hotline
6: Man-gina Hotline
7: Warxe Rules Fan Club
8: Ted's Speed-Dial Tampering Service
9: Razor For Dummies

Razor: That crazy Warxe! Always with the meddling! Those boys!
MIC: "Those"? Who's the other one(s)?
Razor: Ted.
Archem: Ah! It all makes sence now!
KS: The Pub making sense? That means no disorder! AHHHH!!!
KS jumps out of the third story window.
Razor: Hmm... I shouldn't have installed break-away glass... Or a third story window... Or a third story with no second story, for that matter!
Drace: And you said this place was finished! Shoddy worksmanship, I say! Bad Razor! Bad! Go sit in your cage!
Razor: *Whimper*
Razor goes and sits in a cage off in the corner.
Razor: And why did I buy this cage?

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OEP: Hello? Are you still there? This is long distance, isn't it? Hello?

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Hahaha, Respawn, hahaha, Razor was doing that a lot.
Razor: It was the lag!!!!! Their are short varibles between time that must be used to effective combat one another in an uber battle but I never got the chance to make efficent use of the due to laggggg!
Grandy: Inside jokes suck.
Drace: You suck.

[Archem]

Archem: Yeah, I hate lag. Right when you have the perfect head shot...
HEAD SHOT!
Archem: Noooo!
MIC: Flak Cannon, biatch!
Archem: But I DEFINED the use of flak cannonry!
Archem has a flash-back to the days of UT: GOTYE
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Chode: Dude, there's a sniper on the blue team tower and he's covering the sniper spot. ******* spawn camper.
Archem: Don't worry, I got it.
Archem fires a flak cannon shot up the multi-story tower.
DOUBLE KILL!
Archem: Yeah. Now to get my coveted snipee wifle!
One minute later...
CONGRATULATIONS! RED TEAM WINS!
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Red            Kills       Deaths            Blue            Kills       Deaths
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Archem       157          18               [STK]haxorz 85            93
Chode         97           52            |<1||9 |<0|_|)72           105
Shizamm!    82          107               Big CockY2k52             67
n00bl37      64          103               Alastor        32             98
Yimmmo      17           82                DripDripDrip18             12
                                                      Sad Strong   7              21
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Razor: That has got to be the most useless waste of time and space that I've ever seen! Not to mention detailed! Too detailed...
MIC: I can almost taste it!
KS: And I am once again left out in the cold.
CK: Cluelessness sux0rz...
Drace: I remember that! I had 52-67... That match sux0red!


EDIT: Gasp! Charas killed the spaces! Now it's all blobbed together...

[Razor]

Razor: *pulls out a oversized novelty pointing finger* Now, I find it hard to believe that you shot flak up a tower and got a double kill. Even with all the necessary variables (primary/alt fire, low health, proximatey to each other) it still sounds highly unlikey.
Meiscool: HE'S A WITCH!
Drace: BURN HIIIM!
****
Later, at the stake
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Grandy: So, is he actually a witch?
Meiscool: YOU STOLE MY WATCH!
Drace: BURN HIIIM!
****
Later, same place
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Archem: What's wrong with these people, are they retarded?
Grandy: That's my guess.
*BURNING*

[Archem]

It's really a true story. I assume it was mostly a luck shot, but I have (or had, since I haven't played in god knows how long) been known to pull off such a shot before. I was damn good.
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Archem: Yeah, I'd have to agree. Death by burning has got to be the worst way to die. I mean, it's all hot and you melt and stuff. And it smells awful!
Grandy: Uh... Who are you talking to?
Archem: You, of course!
Razor: How exactly do you know about the effects of fire on such a personal level?
Archem: Uh... Chemistry?
Drace: Time fo' a good ol' fashun'd lynchin'! By-and-by weel see if'n he flowts!
MIC: Hey! Give me my cool cowboy hat back!
Darky: Uh.. you DO know that a certain movie involving certain cowboys has caused a decline in personal opinions among cowboys, right?
MIC: I don't catch your drift.
Archem: He said you're gay.
MIC: SONUVABITCH!
MIC flings his hat like a frisbee at DarkFlood, decapitating him.
MIC: Now who's a gay cowboy?
CK: Hey, did we just go back in time?
Charas Pub, Somewhere in Wisconsin, USA, 1842
Archem: Oh shizzle...
KS: Friggin' cowboy witches...

[Razor]

Razor: Speaking of cowboys, I am totally against that movie, for the soul reason they turned Donnie Darko into a gay cowboy. Worst. Transistion. Ever.
Archem: Can you get us down now.
Razor: No! Too riled up. Need to watch people burning, it helps calm me down.
Archem: O_o

[Kinslayer]

ks: Hey, what the heck is going on?! Damn cowboy witches!!!!

Cowboy witch: Hey! Anything against us?!

ks: Uh... talk to my friend Archem!!!

Archem: Waht's wrong ks?

ks: This people wanna talk to ya, I'm off to drink some more...