Charas Pub

[Archem]

Archem: Why is there still only one of me?
Razor Q: Because nobody likes you, olde chap!
Archem
Moosey7: I do
MT12: *eats Moosey7* Braaap!!!!
Archem: Ah! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
MT587: No, I do!
Warxe743556: It's true.
MT154636345: SHUT UP, FOOL! *eats Warxe#whatever*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: I'm going to end this!

*Chants spell.*

Ed: "Damn. i just cloned everyone."
Ed2: "Y0u dumb455!!"
Ed: "WRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!?"

Grandy: WTH?
Razor32890578432590732598237593275932758469579058: "It looks like you'll have to take us all home. We can play together forever."

Razors:"...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever   ...and ever..."

Razor: "...AND EVER!!!"



All 193284890327540297590725097507922390443074290018430759795327979 Razors die.

*Razor and razor's clone respawn.*

--End paradox--

Ed: "What? that's not possible!!"
Razor: I guess we're stuck here.
Big_Duke: "We could always wait until the future."
Razor: "Good idea!" *Sits on the ground indian style.*
Ed: "Eventually, we'll all die due to aging."
Razor: "We could keep reproducing!"
Ed: 0.o
Archem: "There aren't any females here, Razor."
Razor: 'We do now!"
Razor2: "Meiscool, look in your underwear."

*Meiscool does so.*

Meiscool: "nnnooo...  nnnooo... NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!"
Big_Duke: "Meiscool's a girl now?"
*Duke drags Meiscool to the nearby stall.*

Archem: Didn't need to hear that.
Drace: Me neither.
Razor: I did!
Ed: I didn't.
Archem: But you typed it!
Ed: -.-'

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman is STILL running towards the Pub with this claymore.*

[Archem]

Archem: Soo... Am I next?
Ed: What?
Archem: Ahem! *nods head in the direction of the stall*
Meiscool: Hell no! This is uncomfortable as hell! You are NOT getting into my pants, mister!
Archem: I guess that means "yes" in German. Friggin' German people... Takes 'em forever  just to say "yes"...
Ed: *skeptical glance at Archem*
Archem: Stop it. Now. I know I'm sexy, but you and I CAN't make-out. Too many people are looking.
Razor: 0_o
Ed:!0.0!
Archem: ... I mean... I drew a picture!

Archem: I call it "Eau de Liar"
Cerebus: "Liar Water"?
Archem: No! Pff! Idjit.
Bluhman finally runs into the pub
Bluhman: Ow... My dignity... Drops my claymore...

[X_marks_the_ed]

*A giant "LIAR" label appears above Ed's head.*
*Ed moves to his left.*
*The label follows him.*
*A giant "NO DIGNITY" label appears above Bluhman's head.*

[Meiscool-2]

*Looks at Ed's posts*

Meiscool: I don't get it.
Archem: That's what she said.
Ed: OMG PWNED!!11one1!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *grabs Bluhman's dropped claymore and transforms it into a giant rubber hammer*
Razor: Transform? You can't do that.
Warxe: Well, being that I'm now the mod of this forum, I can do anything I want.
Razor: Mod? Forum?
Warxe: ...well there goes my attempt at breaking the fourth. *hits Razor with the hammer, compressing him into a small cylinder-shaped thing*
Razor: That's not fair.
Archem: That's what she said!
All except Ed: -_-;;
Warxe: You've been voted off the island, Archem.
Archem: By who?
Warxe: *points at a nearby hill, where an army of armor-clad Warxes come charging down from* Them. Man, I loooove abusing my powers... *cackles manically*

[Archem]

Archem: Oh yeah?! *points at the opposite hill*
Razor: There's nothing there...
Archem: *shoving Warxe down MT11's throat* Yes-huh! You just gotta look harder!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: "OMG PWNED!!11one1!"

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Spits out Warxe* Sorry sir! I don't want no trouble. Cause yeah, I'm mature, mature! Perfect mod material, that's me! Mmm hmm! *Kisses Warxe's feet*

Warxe: >.> Stop that.

[Razor]

Razor: Good news everyone! Moosetroop is getting promoted!
MT11: Woohoo! What do I get to mod? What do I do?
Razor: Toilet cleaning duty!
MT11: Uhh...
*flush*
Meiscool: *leaves toilet, dark brown air follows* Wow, I'd give that an hour.
Razor: Get to work.
MT11: :(

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed changes his ava and sig.*

Ed: "You can't see me."
Archem: "Yes I can."
Duke: "OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST VANISHED!!! HOW DID HE DO THAT?"
Archem: "He set his avatar to 'no avatar' and he erased everything in his sig."
Duke: "I never would've thought of that!"

[Drace]

Drace: *farts*
Razor: You totally have no respect for the previous posts, do you?
Drace: I was away. Too much to read.
Razor: Welcome back dude.
MT11: Welcome back!
Grandy: ZOMG! WB!!!
Ed: Wel... *gets smacked in the head* Hey! What's that for?
Drace: I did read your last post... *-_-'*

[Archem]

Warxe is overrun by an army of Archem clones.
Warxe: WHAAA!!!!!
Razor: ?
Duke: Uh... How did you say "question mark"?
Razor: Very carefully. But back to the point, what just happened?
Archem: I TOLD you to look harder! People these days!

Up on top of a hill...

Warxe Army Guy #1: Do you think we should help him?
WAG #2: Nah... He cancelled our health insurance last week.
WAG #3: Really?! I better stop drinking this bottle of Drain-o then...
WAG #1:You guys are right. To hell with him!

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Slaps Big_Duke.*

Duke: What was that for?
Ed: Drace hit me, so I hit you.
*Drace slaps.*
*Ed slaps.*
*Duke grabs a hammer and puts both prongs in Ed's nose a pulls upward.*
Ed: "OWOWOWOWOWOW!!"
*Drace laughs.*
Duke: "What's so funny?"
*Duke hits him with a pipe.*
*Drace swings a wrench at Duke, but misses and hits Ed.*
Ed: "Why you..."
*Ed hits Drace with a hammer.*

*Red's spinning around on the pool table.*

MT11: 0.0
Drace: "How long has he been doing that now?"
Red: "Vwoopwoopwoopwoop."