Charas Pub

[DarkFlood2]

*DarkFlood randomly appears out of nowhere*

Razor:Oh god.. DarkFloods back.
DarkFlood: How'd I get here? *sees the obvious distruction* You had a party without me?

*DarkFlood goes to sleep under a moving car*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Wait... did Darkflood ever get off that island with the pirates?

*3 years ago*

Darkflood: They'll come for me... I KNOW they will come for me....
Burgs Bunny: What's up Dark?
Darkflood: Not now Burgs.

[Archem]

Mimo: So, you were going to tell me where you found that shield...
Archem: No I wasn't.
Mimo: Yeah, you were...
Archem: Me and what army?
Mimo: What?
Archem: Ha! I confounded you!
Mimo: -_-;
Archem: , - ,
Mimo: Whoa! How, what, uh... You're upside down...
Archem: Totally... Hold up. I'm coming down...
Mimo: ...
Archem: ' - '
Mimo: So, where'd you find that shield?
Archem: I dunno, some weird blanket-guy gave it to me. He also gave me this stone.
Archem holds out the stone of... whatever the hell they were after.
Mimo: Hey! That's the stone I was trying to get!
Archem: Yeah, well it's mine now! Mwuhuhuhahahaha!!!
Mimo: -_-;
Archem: *eating a sub sandwich* Mmm... Ham... You should prob'ly stop makin' faces like that, it'll stay that way.
Mimo: Where'd you... nevermind, I don't care anymore... So, how do you suppose we're getting off this island?
Archem: Don't worry, Burgs Bunny'll be by soon enough...
Mimo: ... Joy...

[Drace]

Drace: Those damn lizards sure were great to clean up the toilets with.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Well this all makes a lot of sense.
*Glances back and freezes* No! Of course!!! It's you!!!!! All the random crap, all the washing machines and blankets, they were all your doing!!!

Chef Brian: WUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***

Archem: So we're stuck on this island.
Mimo: Kinda romantic huh.
Archem: Yeah... *Awkward silence*

***

Bluhman: MIMO, HAVE YOU GOT THE STONE YET???!!!??
Razor: I think he's dead.
MIC: We should really have a moment of silence.
Bluhman: Meh, it's on my to do list.

***

Drace: Erm yeah. I enjoy getting head off of reptiles. Yup.

[DarkFlood2]

DarkFlood: Chef Brian?! That guy's awesome!
Chef Brian: Remember, muffins make great turnip sauce.
*DarkFlood takes notes*
Bluhman: You know what we need?
MT11: A rocket to the moon?
Bluhman: No, we need a haunted house!
Everyone: ...
Bluhman: No, seriousley! We can just add it onto the pub and..
*no one cares*
Bluhman: Come on! It'll be fun!
MIC: Isn't this the sort of thing we'd expect from Archem?
Drace: I think he wants to be the replacement Archem.
DarkFlood: Has anyone noticed these gates?

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Ahem... Anyway... Like I said, if the stone is removed from the pedistal it stands on, the plane of oblivion will collapse.

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Mimo: So you've got the stone... And you're keeping it to yourself?
Archem: Yes.
Mimo: And you didn't take the pedistal with it?
Archem: Why would I?
Mimo: Then that means... *Voip*.
Archem: Dear god... What have I done!?!?!?
*Archem is teleported back to the pub. The gate shuts, and the plane of oblivion is collapsed. Oh, and mimo is gone.*
Archem: Mimo is gone!
Bluhman: Damnit! Don't you have any common sense? Only the one holding the stone can come out of the collapsed plane alive!
Archem: What!? Is that why you only sent in one guy?
Bluhman: Exactly. If we all charged into the place, only one of us could escape.
Razor: The lizards are still here!
Bluhman: Oh... Damn.
Drace: Damn. There's another one.
*Drace runs out of the bathroom and throws the Lizard corpse to the ground. He grabs another and re-enters the bathroom.*
Archem: Shouldn't the bathroom be torn down with the rest of the pub?
MIC: Yeah... That doesn't make sense...
Razor: Well, I built that part of the pub with reinforced steel.
Bluhman: Of course. Since the bathroom is the last place that should fall and NOT the escape window...
...
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lizards: KILL!!!

[Archem]

Archem: Poor Mimo. I'm gonna miss that guy... :cry:
Bluhman: Yeah, well, he WAS a bit too red for my taste...
Mimo: Yeah. And he smelled kinda funny. Wait,who were we talkin' about again?
Razor: We were talking about you.
Mimo: Oh, talkin' about me behind my back, eh? Just what I'd expect from a bunch of weirdo pub-hanging-outers!
Archem: Mimo! You're ok!
Archem hugs Mimo.
All: *Uncomfortable stares*
Archem: ... It was asexual...
Drace: I need more lizards! And did someone mention sex? Cuz I'm just making them clean out the toilet in here; Razor, this place is filthy!
Razor: Wait, how the hell did you get out of there alive?
Mimo: Archem mentioned some BS about how we're the same person or something like that, so I figured I'd try something paranormal. So I became his shadow. You know, it was one of those "spur-of-the-moment" kind of things.
DarkFlood: Then all is well again! I'm gonna go take a nap in the furnace.

[Meiscool-2]

*Wispering*
Bluhman: Damn! Our plan to kill Mimo and close the gates failed!
MIC: What shall we do?
*Silly Lizard kills Mimo*
Archem: Don't worry! I have a revival potion!
*Silly Mage casts spell to where Mimo can never be revived, turned into a ghost, speak, mumble, or in any way, shape, or form, appear within the charas pub again. This spell can never be broken either.*


Drace: Razor! Razor! I just finished cleaning the toilets!
Razor: *Inspects toilets* Very well done Drace! I'm proud of you.
Drace: You're approval is all I've ever wanted!
Blanket: Drace did it!
Phone: Horay! Our Hero saved the day!
Puddle: Now we are free of our curse!
Chef Brian: Back to Oblivion with you!
Box: Awww

[Razor]

Meanwhile, somewhere far away from the Pub, probably in an ultimate dimension or something.
Clive: I'm sick of this whole thing. We've been walking for days on end!
Kathy: Stop complaining...
Jeff: We'll find the boss soon...
Clive: I don't even know when I went to the toilet last! And I need to go bad.
Jeff: Be thankful you can go anymore...
Kathy: Quiet! My gold sense is approaching! I think we're near the treasure.
Jeff: Gold sense?
Kathy: I'm a girl, we're able to detech expensive jewelery.
Jeff: (Of course!)
*suddenly, the floor breaks open, and out comes a Dragon! With lasers, and a giant cannon! And Hitler is riding him! And they have big teeth and like a huge claw that they share!
**BATTLE SEQUENCE**
Hitler: Muahahaha! You'll never find the treasure!
Kathy: Ahh crap.
Jeff: Wow, if we had weapons, we wouldn't be COMPLETELY FU-
Clive: Quick! Grab rocks and throw!
Clive uses Rock Throw
Hitler recieves 561 damage!
Hitler loses balance!
Hitler falls off of Steve!
Kathy: The dragon's name is Steve?
Steve: RRAAWWWWWRRR!!!!!
Steve uses Body Slam
Clive recieves 6547 damage!
Clive: OHGODMYSPINE!!
Clive can't move!
Jeff uses Contempt!
Jeff is annoyed at Clive's existance!
Kathy summons Ted Danson Shrine!
Kathy is summoning.
Steve uses Death Thing!
Jeff avoids damage!
Jeff: Hahaha, oh wow.
Kathy finishes summoning!
Ted Danson Shrine falls out of sky onto Steve!
Steve recieves 9999 damage!
Steve falls!
Hitler: You win this round! But I'll get you next time! And your little dog too!
Hitler flees.
**BATTLE SEQUENCE OVER**
Kathy: ...What dog?
Jeff: So what are the odds that Ted Danson would be super effective against a Dragon?
Clive: I'm in paaaaiinnn.....

[Archem]

Archem: Hey! You cheated!
Silly Mage:  *blink*
Archem: Since when is there a spell that makes it so Mimo can never be revived, turned into a ghost, speak, mumble, or in any way, shape, or form, appear within the charas pub again?
Silly Mage: *blink*
Archem: Man, **** this, I'm loading from the last save point!

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Archem: Poor Mimo. I'm gonna miss that guy...
Bluhman: Yeah, well, he WAS a bit too red for my taste...
Mimo: Yeah. And he smelled kinda funny. Wait,who were we talkin' about again?
Razor: We were talking about you.
Mimo: Oh, talkin' about me behind my back, eh? Just what I'd expect from a bunch of weirdo pub-hanging-outers!
Archem: Mimo! You're ok!
Archem hugs Mimo.
All: *Uncomfortable stares*
Archem: ... It was asexual...
Drace: I need more lizards! And did someone mention sex? Cuz I'm just making them clean out the toilet in here; Razor, this place is filthy!
Razor: Wait, how the hell did you get out of there alive?
Mimo: Archem mentioned some BS about how we're the same person or something like that, so I figured I'd try something paranormal. So I became his shadow. You know, it was one of those "spur-of-the-moment" kind of things.
DarkFlood: Then all is well again! I'm gonna go take a nap in the furnace.
Archem: Die, Silly Mage!
Archem casts **** Him Up on Silly Mage.
Silly Mage dies a horrible death.
Archem: Yay! I win experience points!
Mimo: ... What the hell just happened?!
Archem: I totally just saved your *** there!
Mimo: -_-; Thanks, I guess...
Meanwhile, somewhere far away from the Pub, probably in an ultimate dimension or something...

[shadus]

Shadus' corps takes a dump.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Shadus, go back to your room. I frown upon you for not using the indestructable bathroom!
Shadus: Aww, but there's a scary man in there!
MIC: Too bad for you. Leave.
Lizards: YESH, LEAVE.
Shadus: No.
*Shadus dies from an arrow in the skull.*

[shadus]

*But is still takeing a dump*

Moosetroop:It's Magic!

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Oh look! Shadus is taking a ****!
Razor: No, Shadus is taking a Shadus!
Everyone: *Canned laughter.*