Charas Pub

[Archem]

Archem: *cuts the Big Emerald thread*
Warxe:  
Archem: Sorry, the Mexican half of me loves a good stereotype... *cuts MIC*
Warxe: T_T
Archem: What? It was just Meiscool...
Warxe: No, my thread!
Archem: Oh... Welll, It's just a thread...
Warxe: NO! IT IS MY LIFE-BLOOD!
Archem: Ok then... getting a little edgy around here... *does a Slovak mannerism, then leaves*
Warxe: *in a sinister voice* The hunt begins...
MIC: Hell yeah! I call his liver, mine is in bad shape after that stabbing back there...

[Darrellito]

Originally posted by Tomi
Tomi: There are exceptions however. *Darrelwhatshisface dies*
MIC: Tis true..

 
Darrellito:*Returns from the dead as a zombie. He walks over to Tomi and reaches in his skull and takes the speech center of his brain, and eats it.* "Hold on, my new zombified nose can sniff out any scent." *Sticks his nose in the air* "THERE!" *points behind the bar. Razor gropes underneath to pull out a quivering Archem.*
Warxe: "Now, what to do with him..."
Darrellito: "I say we give him to Mimo. Let him be his sex slave."
Tomi: *Raises his hand to speak, but then puts it right back down.*
Warxe: No, I'll think of a good way to punish him.

[elementalhero76]

eh76: hmm how about ting him to two bamboo stalks and wait until a third grows through him. keeping him alive until we remove him so he bleeds to death.

Warxe: too bland and painful.

Eh76: What about sticking him in an ant mound and watch as he get eaten alive?

Warxe: nope. Too much screaming.

Tomi raises hand to speak but he can't since he has no voice center in his brain. He bitches silently.

Eh76: I know. Feed him to Pac-man.

Pac-man: I like your idea! Razor get me a power pellet drink.

Archem ****s himself.

[Tomi]

Tomi: *has God's favor, so can't be harmed in any way* Thank you oooog.

[elementalhero76]

but he loses god's favor because he sinned.

Tomi: Hey give it back ooooog!

Oooog: No only if you absolve your sins.

Tomi: never!

oooog: die then!

*Tomi dies and goes to hell.*

Eh76: what was his sin?

oooog: Killing mic. no wait! He did his sister. No wait he did his mom. Ah I give up. I just felt like it.

Eh76: I thought you were forgiving and merciful.

Oooog : the bible lied.

[Meiscool-2]

Quit killing the thread, all of you.

[Tomi]

Tomi: Yeah, seriously guys.  

[Darrellito]

Darrellito:*sits back at the bar across from Razor*
"Fine."*Tosses back a tall boy and picks at his zombified skull*

[Archem]

Archem: You know, I've already done the whole zombie bit.
Wolly: *crawls out of the ground* Yeah. *eats Darrellito's brains*
Darrellito: OW! THAT'S CANNIBLISM, BUDDY!
Wolly: I know. *crawls back into the ground*
Archem: Man, I thought I'd seen the last of him...

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Please don't bring Wolly back.
Archem: *stops reading incantations* ok....

[Darrellito]

Darrellito:*Drowzily walks out of the pub, on account of his missing brains*
"Whoa, this sh*t is real trippy.......Hey Razor, did you slip me some acid in my drink or what?"
Razor:"....Just get the f*ck out.."

[Meiscool-2]

Tomi: What's that I hear? *shutters*
MIC: It sounds like bells.
Razor: Not in my pub! *points to rule stating 'no bells allowed in pub'*
Warxe: On the roof?
Grandy: Is it coming down the chimney?
Bluhman: Everyone, look!
Everyone: *looks*
MIC: Could it be?
Tomi: Is it true?
Everyone: It's Santa Pimp!
Santa Pimp: Hoe hoe hoe!
Grandy: Santa Pimp! What are you here for?
Bluhman: Here to give us presents?
Warxe: Here for milk and cookies?
Santa Pimp: Hells no. I'm here to collect my well deserved payment.
MIC: *looks at Tomi*
Santa Pimp: Where's meh hoe?
MIC: *points at Tomi*
Santa Pimp: Where's my money, bitch?
Tomi: I need more time!
Santa Pimp: You owe me my money!
Tomi: And Drace owes me money; you'll just have to wait!
Archem: Its true, Drace takes a long time to pay for things.
Everyone: *looks cock-eyed at Archem*
Archem: Oh...

[Tomi]

Tomi:
MIC: *master bates*
Master Bates: Yes minion?
MIC: I..I want some more..
Master Bates: WHHAAAT!?!?!?!?!
MIC: *cringe*
Master Bates: NO LUBE FOR YOU!!!

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Please sir, I want some more.
Master Bates: I said: "NO LUBE FOR YOU!!!"
MIC: I don't want lube, I want food.
Master Bates: Oh. Well, you're going to have to wait. There's already a kid in front of you.
Oliver: I've been waiting for five years.
MIC: Shouldn't you of starved to death by now?
Oliver: Oh, yes. That's quite right actually. *dies*
MIC: Now can I have some food?
Master Bates: I suppose, but all we have left is this pie made of lub-
MIC: *Takes pie and runs upstairs*

[Kinslayer]

K-Slayer: "I wanna cast Magic Missile!"

*casts Magic missile*

K-Slayer: "Ooookay, so I just want my good old glass of water. CAN I HAVE MY GOOD OLD GLASS OF WATER???!!!"