Author Topic: Charas Pub (Read 887699 times)

Osmose · « **Reply #105 on:** August 26, 2004, 02:37:53 AM »

Moose - *Yawn* When do my midgets get their free beer? Don't forget the mannerism curse! *Goes back to sleep*

Red Giant · « **Reply #106 on:** August 26, 2004, 02:54:06 AM »

*Silently shovels sleeping moose into motorway*
*Moose gets splattered*
*Red puts up a sign that says "Caution - Moose. 1 collisions"*

Razor · « **Reply #107 on:** August 26, 2004, 06:13:57 AM »

Razor goes to scratch his back but -
Razor: Hey! A sign! Hmm... cross this out, write this here... *sticks sign back on*
Fat Trucky: Woo you rock!
Fatter Trucky: Power to you man!
Obese Trucky: All my base are belong to you!
Razor: Yay!
*sign says [STRIKE]Insult[/STRIKE] compliment Razor*

Razor · « **Reply #108 on:** September 04, 2004, 06:39:50 AM »

Evil guy: I'm closing this bar.
Razor: Noo! You can't do that!
Evil guy: Oh yes I can.
Razor: Never! *throws Evil guy to the tigers*
Weregnome: Where'd you get tigers?
Razor: Hire-a-tiger.
Weregnome: Tigers are soo cooool! Come here kitty kitty!
Razor: No, don't go over there! They're man eaters! They'll...
Tiger: *purrs*
Weregnome: ^_^
Razor: *crash*

Voice of Reason: Of course, any cat that can roar can't purr, and any cat that can purr can't roar.
Razor: Shut up! *throws VOR to the tigers*

Red Giant · « **Reply #109 on:** September 04, 2004, 06:56:01 AM »

Red: Can't you like, scare them? I mean, your a canine for petes sake. Big girls blouse.

Razor · « **Reply #110 on:** September 04, 2004, 06:57:12 AM »

Razor: Lupine you fool! *throws Red to the tigers*
Red: Jokes on you, I'm already dead!

Red Giant · « **Reply #111 on:** September 04, 2004, 07:26:22 AM »

Oh yeah, lupine not canine. (Big Girls Blouse)

Razor · « **Reply #112 on:** September 04, 2004, 08:04:35 AM »

Razor: Stop saying that or I'll deny you beer! *pours Canadian Club on the floor*
WG: NOOOOOO!!!! *spear tackles Razor*
Razor: Oof! *Thud*

Red Giant · « **Reply #113 on:** September 04, 2004, 08:42:18 AM »

Razor · « **Reply #114 on:** September 04, 2004, 08:44:04 AM »

*goes to throttle RG because he figured out the acronym*

Red Giant · « **Reply #115 on:** September 04, 2004, 08:48:08 AM »

BGB BGB BGB

Razor · « **Reply #116 on:** September 07, 2004, 07:14:22 AM »

3 Big Green Blobs enter the Pub
BGB1: OI!!
BGB2: WHO'S BEEN SUMMONING US THEN?
BGB3: Bargle!
*Razor points to Red Giant*
RG: O_o
Razor: Why did you just say O underscore o ?
RG: It makes a lot more sense on the computer.
Razor: I see...

Red Giant · « **Reply #117 on:** September 17, 2004, 09:51:25 PM »

*BUMP*
C'mon people, ridicule the lupine.

Razor · « **Reply #118 on:** September 21, 2004, 05:04:23 AM »

Don't ridicule the lupine!

Red Giant · « **Reply #119 on:** September 21, 2004, 05:10:17 AM »

See how crazy the lupine is?

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