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Offline Drace

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« Reply #270 on: October 01, 2004, 05:10:32 AM »
Drace: Razor.
Razor:  :eyes: i killed you.
Drace: Naw ya did, ya killed guy from Phoenix2.
Drace: Thanx.
Razor: Huh?
Drace: I get his life ensurance.
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« Reply #271 on: October 01, 2004, 03:49:38 PM »
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Originally posted by Red Giant
Red: Oh no! Reality is compressing into a sprite comic!!
Razor: What?!
Red: It's true! Large amounts of time will instantly flicker by so-

*Black Line*

-nd it was the best damn waffle I ever had!


*Xen strolls back in the bar...again....*

Xen:Reality IS compressed into a sprite comic. It's a load of sh-

*Black Line*

-lks over to bar*
Xen: I'm gonna get another gu-

*Black Line*

-n you Xen!!! You stole my joke!!
*Red blows Xen up with a rocket launcher*
Razor:No!! I was saving that!!! Damn y-

*Black Line*

-ot one attended Xen's funeral. He really was that much hated by everyo-

*Black Line*

-lad that I killed Xen! No one steals my jokes!!! No one!!!
Razor:That's a bit harsh isn't it Red?
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« Reply #272 on: October 01, 2004, 05:44:05 PM »
 
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Mwahahaha, I can say you're mum is a bitch and it'll be scientifically correct!


*Lightwolf takes Red's head off*

Lightwolf: *imitates buzzer* Wrong! Now it's time for the penalty... *begins to walk over to a large jar of pickles*
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« Reply #273 on: October 01, 2004, 06:16:23 PM »
Drace: Must not, can stop, yes must
ADVERTISE FOR THE STARSCAPE PUB AT http://star-scape.org.uk/forum/index.php
Razor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NO ADVERTISING
Drace: Sorry, well it's here now, it's just across the street.
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« Reply #274 on: October 01, 2004, 06:53:04 PM »
Xen:I AM ALIVE!!! WHOO HOOO!!!
No, I'm not the walking dead.....
It just forever remains a mystery why I am still here in one piece afetr Red Giant blew me up!
Red's head:*fearing what's going to happen to him with the pickles* Yeah, you stole MY joke!!!!
Xen:Whatever..... It's a shame no one attended my funeral though... It...makes me sad...
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« Reply #275 on: October 01, 2004, 08:47:41 PM »
Chilli Con Carnival in the Charas Pub

*Drace is eating Razor’s chilli and Razor is eating Drace’s chilli*
Drace: Hey this is great.
Razor: It's a special recipe.
Drace: Ah this is really good Razor.
Razor: I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you.
Drace: What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
Razor: What......???
Drace: Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Razor I switched it with Xen's.
Drace: It's delicious Xen I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Darkfox and Lightwolf would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap.
Drace: I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Red Giant's Pony to bite off your wiener.
Drace: What they didn't tell you was that Red Giant is a crazy Redneck who shoots trespassers on sight.
Drace: Knowing that you would try to do something to the Pony I warned Red Giant that violent Pony killers were in the area.
Drace: I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off.
Drace: You would most likely send your parents.
Drace: And I'm afraid that when Red Giant spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.
*FLASHBACK Gun cocks and shots Razor’s Father in the head and shots Razor’s Mother in the body and head FLASHBACK END*
Red Giant: Well they was trespassing and I was protecting myself....I....I have my rights.
Razor: My Mom and Dad are dead....???
Drace: I came just in time to see Red Giant giving his report to Officer Warxe.....and of course to steal the bodies.
Drace: After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise.
Drace: And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Razor.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Razor Chilli.
Razor: *Looks in the chilli and grabs on of his mom’s fingers*
Razor: AHHH *Throws finger away and starts crying*
Drace: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.
Razor: *Still crying*
Drace: Let me taste your tears.
*Goes to Razor and licks the tears off the table*
Drace: Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy... yummy you guys!
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« Reply #276 on: October 02, 2004, 02:56:46 AM »
*Lightwolf dunk's Red Giant's head in the Jar of Pickles and seals the lid*

Lightwolf: Btw, I don't have a mother. Never did.
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« Reply #277 on: October 02, 2004, 03:19:52 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Chilli Con Carnival in the Charas Pub

*Drace is eating Razor’s chilli and Razor is eating Drace’s chilli*
Drace: Hey this is great.
Razor: It's a special recipe.
Drace: Ah this is really good Razor.
Razor: I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you.
Drace: What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
Razor: What......???
Drace: Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Razor I switched it with Xen's.
Drace: It's delicious Xen I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Darkfox and Lightwolf would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap.
Drace: I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Red Giant's Pony to bite off your wiener.
Drace: What they didn't tell you was that Red Giant is a crazy Redneck who shoots trespassers on sight.
Drace: Knowing that you would try to do something to the Pony I warned Red Giant that violent Pony killers were in the area.
Drace: I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off.
Drace: You would most likely send your parents.
Drace: And I'm afraid that when Red Giant spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.
*FLASHBACK Gun cocks and shots Razor’s Father in the head and shots Razor’s Mother in the body and head FLASHBACK END*
Red Giant: Well they was trespassing and I was protecting myself....I....I have my rights.
Razor: My Mom and Dad are dead....???
Drace: I came just in time to see Red Giant giving his report to Officer Warxe.....and of course to steal the bodies.
Drace: After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise.
Drace: And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Razor.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Razor Chilli.
Razor: *Looks in the chilli and grabs on of his mom’s fingers*
Razor: AHHH *Throws finger away and starts crying*
Drace: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.
Razor: *Still crying*
Drace: Let me taste your tears.
*Goes to Razor and licks the tears off the table*
Drace: Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy... yummy you guys!

LAWL!!
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« Reply #278 on: October 02, 2004, 07:08:34 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
quote:
Originally posted by Drace
Chilli Con Carnival in the Charas Pub

*Drace is eating Razor’s chilli and Razor is eating Drace’s chilli*
Drace: Hey this is great.
Razor: It's a special recipe.
Drace: Ah this is really good Razor.
Razor: I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you.
Drace: What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
Razor: What......???
Drace: Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Razor I switched it with Xen's.
Drace: It's delicious Xen I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Darkfox and Lightwolf would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap.
Drace: I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Red Giant's Pony to bite off your wiener.
Drace: What they didn't tell you was that Red Giant is a crazy Redneck who shoots trespassers on sight.
Drace: Knowing that you would try to do something to the Pony I warned Red Giant that violent Pony killers were in the area.
Drace: I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off.
Drace: You would most likely send your parents.
Drace: And I'm afraid that when Red Giant spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.
*FLASHBACK Gun cocks and shots Razor’s Father in the head and shots Razor’s Mother in the body and head FLASHBACK END*
Red Giant: Well they was trespassing and I was protecting myself....I....I have my rights.
Razor: My Mom and Dad are dead....???
Drace: I came just in time to see Red Giant giving his report to Officer Warxe.....and of course to steal the bodies.
Drace: After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise.
Drace: And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Razor.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Razor Chilli.
Razor: *Looks in the chilli and grabs on of his mom’s fingers*
Razor: AHHH *Throws finger away and starts crying*
Drace: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.
Razor: *Still crying*
Drace: Let me taste your tears.
*Goes to Razor and licks the tears off the table*
Drace: Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy... yummy you guys!

LAWL!!


is that a good thing
all the text is from south park episode 501 Scott Tenorman Must Die
Drace= Cartman
Razor= Scott Tenorman
Xen= Chef
Darkfox= Stan
Lightwolf= Kyle
Red Giant= Mr. Jenkins
Warxe= Officer Barbrady
Razor's mom and dad are Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman
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« Reply #279 on: October 02, 2004, 05:21:55 PM »
Xen:Hey there children!
Drace, Darkfox and Lightwolf: Hey Xen!

OR......

Chef:Hey there children!
Cartman, Stan and Kyle: Hey Chef!

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« Reply #280 on: October 03, 2004, 10:54:34 AM »
Razor: I'd like to point out, that that never happened.
Drace: yes it did!
Razor: *pulls out large metal bat*
Razor: take a last look at -
*Black Line*
Drace: please! stop!
Darkfox: Razor, this is senseless. Stop it.
Razor: y'know, you're right. doing this really helps noone. I will stop no-
*Black Line*
Razor: *crack!!* yahaha! wow, now his skull is flat!
Weregnome: I'll call an amb-
*Black Line*
ulance arrives*
Paramedic: Damn: I think he's -
*Black Line*
Priest: died that day, blah blah blah...
Red Giant: Nice funeral. But what I could really go for is a hot dog.
Guy: Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here!
Red Giant: I'll take 12!
Razor: Do you follow him everywhere?
Guy: Man, he's putting my kids through Colledge!
Red Giant: Should I blow up you for using my joke, too? *chomp*
Razor: Eat your hot dogs.
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Offline Xen

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« Reply #281 on: October 03, 2004, 12:47:40 PM »
Xen: Okay, we'll have no joke stealing anymore...
Why? 'Cause I said so that's why!
Razor: I own the pub so I'll enforce the rule!!!!
Xen: Whatever...
Razor: Okay, we'll have no joke stealing anymore...
Why? 'Cause I said so that's why!

Red: Hey Xen! You're jokes are so lame!!!!
Xen: Yeah, I know!!!!


*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*
*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*
*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*
*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*
*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*

Razor: Okay, okay!!! We get the idea!!!!
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« Reply #282 on: October 03, 2004, 01:03:15 PM »
Warxe: Wherever I go, it's all a spr-
*Black Line*
AHHHH! *starts running*
Zero: And I wasn't even going to hurt him...
Razor: He's been kinda jumpy-
*Black Line*
Oh no! *starts running*
Red: Want a hot dog?
Zero: I guess.
*Black Line*
*Zero is sitting behind the bar, drinking beer from the tap*
*Black line*
Warxe: Enough of this black line-
*Black Line*
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« Reply #283 on: October 03, 2004, 03:19:24 PM »
Weregnome appears from the Adult Book Shop...
WG: I.. have missed... alot..... *holding Penthouse magazine*
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« Reply #284 on: October 03, 2004, 04:05:21 PM »
Drace: Sorry about that **** lately in the pub.
Razor: Yea, well we'll miss -
*Black line*
Red Giant: You basterd, do you call that a throw.
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