Charas Pub

[Xen]

Xen:ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE WILL BE NO MORE JOKE TAKING IN THIS PUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razor:It's my pub so I....
*Xen interrupts*
Xen:SHUT UP RAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Xen's head explodes*

[Drace]

good ridance

[Red Giant]

Red: Hey, this new acter in town, he's a real smas-

*Black Line*

Red: -on an acadamy award the other day, an-

*Black Line*

Red: -ound dead in his bathtub...

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: This is really starting to p-
Darkfox: -ey! Watch your mo-
Lightwolf: -at did-
Lightwolf: -OW!
Wasabe: Hmph... you pe-
Weregnome: -OW!
Wasabe: Your anno-
Darkfox: -Stop hitting pe-
Guy: -destrians are getting st-
Salesman: -olen by the-
Darkfox: -Evil French Chef! *looks around* What the heck just happened?
Lightwolf: Ohhhh yeah... I'm really p-
Lightwolf: -OW!
Wasabe: Foul mouth!

[Xen]

Originally posted by Red Giant
Red: Hey, this new acter in town, he's a real smas-

*Black Line*

Red: -on an acadamy award the other day, an-

*Black Line*

Red: -ound dead in his bathtub...

That's similar to something on Futurama.....
I like Futurama....

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Okay, you stupid narrato-
*Black line*
Narator: Muahahah! I am omnipotent!
Warxe: No-
*Black line*
*Warxe is dancing*
Narrator: Muahah-
*Black line*
Razor: I'm the narrator now!
Narrator: Aw man...
*Narrator shoots himself*
Warxe: Hooray! We're free from this black li-
*Black line*
Razor: Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Xen]

*Xen is here to rescue everyone. Xen transforms into a-

*Black Line*

*- sandwich*

[Razor]

Originally posted by Xen

quote:

Originally posted by Red Giant Red: Hey, this new acter in town, he's a real smas- *Black Line* Red: -on an acadamy award the other day, an- *Black Line* Red: -ound dead in his bathtub...

That's similar to something on Futurama.....
I like Futurama....

the one where they keep taking those things and then the time becomes unstable and the take leaps everywhere without knowing.

Now we have to build the ray, which will take months and months of hard wor-
ZZZZIIILLLLLCCCCHHHH
and now we need to put it on the ship, which will be very
ZZZZZILLIIILLLLCCCcHHH

I love that show.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: I have injuries I have no memory of receiving... *looks at Red Giant who is now somehow wearing the pickel jar with his head in it* boney fingers are too slick to open a jar aren't they now?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *walks over to bar* Hit me.
Razor: *punches Warxe*
Warxe: ...That's it. *summons a switchblade* You're dead.
*Black line*
*Warxe stabs Razor*
Red: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Warxe: What?
Red: You can't kill in here!
Warxe: He's not dead...
Razor: I'm dying...
*Red stabs Warxe with bony fingers*
Warxe: Gah... *dies*
Red: Razor, you alright?
Razor: I'm dying... Oh, Red. *gets up*
Red: That isn't blood! It's ketchup!
Razor: Aren't those black lines wonderful?
*Black line, Razor is dead*
Red: I guess not.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: GRAAAAH! Thats it! THAAAATS IT! *grabs the next black line and rips it to shreds then begins blasting the whole comic effect* DIIIIIEEE COMIC OF EEEEEEVIL!!!

Darkfox: *Hits Lightwolf with mallet* Hmmm... sorry about that...

*Santa Clause enters*

Santa: Hohoho! Merry Un-Cristmas! *pulls out rocket launcher* Now die! *Rocket launcher mysteriously explodes*

*Neth enters with his casual creepy grin, suit, top hat casage and beast headed kane*

Neth: Heeeheeeheee...

[Xen]

Xen: Ahh... I'm so glad that comic thing has gone....
But wait...err....I'm still a sandwich!!!!

[WarxePB]

Kratos: I haven't eaten in about a year. That sandwich looks pretty good...
Xen: No!
*Kratos picks up sandwich*
Kratos: It has tomatoes on it? *throws sandwich against the wall* I hate tomatoes!
Xen: *sigh of relief*
Warxe: I like tomatoes. *eats Xen*

[Red Giant]

Someone: Look out! The president!

*Gangsters start shooting at the president, but Red shoves him outta the way and take the bullets for him*

*Bullets fly through coat, between ribs and out the other side*

Red: Handy *Whips out a tommy gun and blows some gangsters away*

Someone: Look! The pope!

Red: *Matrix style dodging thing* *Guns down some gangsters who were trying to get the pope*
*Kungfu moves with a pole as 5,342 more gangsters rush in, all identical*

*In actual Reality*

Razor: What is Red doing on the tables? His flaunting around like a fish.
Warxe: He just watched the Matrix Trilogy and got drtunk. Not a healthy mix.

[Darkfox]

Mm-mm-mm-m-monster Kill-ill-ill-ill!!!!

Xen was eaten by Warxe, Warxe gains one frag point.

Darkfox: What the?
Lightwolf: Unreal Tournament effect.