Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

*The dog from 101 Dalmations walks in with antlers stuck to it's head*
MT11: "So who are you supposed to be then?"
Dog: "RRRRRRRUFFFFFF! (Translated: I play MT11 in the film old chap.)"
*Razor sneaks off*
*Mel Gibson's phone rings*
Mel: "Hey! They say they're making Harry Potter 4 and they need actors!"
Orlando Bloom: "I could be Hermione!"
*All actors sprint off in a cloud of dust*
Razor: *Still holding phone* "Heh heh heh. That got rid of 'em."

[Grandy]

 Grandy: ALL OF THEM, BUT YOU FORGOT ME!!!!
 Razor: Grandy, you are not an actor, now get down, you're making the table dirty.
 Grandy:... I am not an actor? *looks to the sky* YOU LIED TO ME!
 Razor: *breaks a empity bottle of beer in Grandy's head* I hate when everyone in my pub talk to voices from the sky!

[Darkfox]

NHP: ...? *one ear flops down* ... ... ... even I'm saner than that.

[Drace]

Drace: Yeah, your real sane. Sarcasm
Grandy: *starts to act like Daffy Duck*
Drace: I'll takle it back.
NHP: Thank you. *raises ears*
Darkfox: What? What is it boy? Go get it!
NHP: CAT!!!!! *runs after it*
Drace: On third hand i'll take it back that i took it back. *Looks at the sky* Why am I surrounded with morons?
Razor: *breaks a empty bottle on his head* What did I say!
Drace: What? I was talking to Warxe, he is pinned up to the wall.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: That's "surrounded by morons" you moron... *punches Drace*
Ace: Yeah... *snaps finger and a safe falls on Drace*
NHP: I found a cat! *gives Drace a stick of dynamite and runs off, it explodes*
Void: *a fragment hits his face* CURSE YOU! *drace is sucked into dark oblivion*

NHP: Boy? GIRL! GIRL GIRL!
Darkfox: He's gone.
NHP: Oh.

[Razor]

*A raven flies in and lands on Razor's shoulder*
Raven: CAAAAWW! CAAAWWW!!
Razor: What is it boy?
Raven: Caaaww. Caaawww.
Razor: I see. Avenge us all, boy!
*raven flies off*
Red: What it say?
Razor: He said "CAAAWW! CAAAWWW!!"
Red: O_o then what was the whole "avenge us" thing about??
Razor:  He likes being told what to do.

[Grandy]

  Grandy:  *points to sky* THEY'RE COMING!!!!
   Razor: *holds up a bottle of beer* Okay, after THIS you'll have serious mental problems (more than now)!
   Grandy: NO! LOOK! *Giant ravens are flying to the pub*
   Red: So... It likes being told what to do, uh?
   Xen: I think... they want to attack us...  

[Darkfox]

  NHP: Mmmmm! Crow!

[Grandy]

  Xen: They're throwing bombs!
 *one of the ravens drop a bonb in the pub*
 Grandy: EVERYONE! DUCK AND COVER YOUR HEADS!!!
 Xen: What you're talking about!?? THe bomb is on the floor, two meters of distance!!!
 Grandy: It works! It aways works!!!
 Drace: Its going to explode!
 *Everyone duck and cover theyr heads*
 *Red just walks and kick the bomb through of the dimensional door*
 Dimensional Razor: Hey! A new ball to play!!!
 *Red closes the door, a explosion is heard*
 Xen: Wha-...?
 Grandy: See? I told you, its just duck and cover!
 Razor: They're coming back!

[Razor]

*The biggest one flies in*
Raven Leader thing:  KAAAAWWW!!!
Razor: Hmm. I see.
RL: *starts flapping about whilst caw-ing loudly*
Razor: Awight, awight! *points at Grandy*
Red: What does this one want?
Razor: A sacrifice. I said they can take Grandy, since he's the one who made them evil in the first place.
*a not as big raven flies in, picks up Grandy with a shoulder in each talon and flies off*
Grandy: Nooooooooooo*fades*
RL: Caaw.
Razor: That'll be $5. *pours beer from bottle into a glass and hands it to Raven Leader*
Red: this doesn't make any sense.
Razor: hey yeah! *throws empty bottle out window at the not as big raven's direction*
...
...
Grandy: Ow, my head!

[El Presidente]

El Prez: Ahahah, I was the one who turned the Ravens evil!
*holds up empty vial with 'MaKe RaveNz EfiL' written on its label*
El Prez: And now for the final act in my plan for world dom--
*Raven leader thing grabs El Prez by the back of his pants and carries him out the door and out of sight*
Razor: That guy can't be good for business...

[WingZero]

*After the Prez was out of sight Wing Zero enters to the pub sit on a chair ask for a beer and waits*  

[Drace]

Waitress: Here is your beer.
Razor: Kadamn it woman, you don't work here.
Waitress: That's it! I quit! You can find yourself an other waitress.
Razor: I DON'T WANT A WAITRESS!!!! IT'S MY MONEY!!!!
Red: He's flipping.
Drace: I'm wondering? Why do you have to pay for the toilet?
Darkfox: Cause people can't just walk in, go to the toilet and then leave without buying or paying for anything.
Drace: But that still leave's me with a question? Why does nobody ever goes to the toilet? I mean, where sitting and dinking, eating, fighting etcetra etcetra. But we never go to the toilet.
Everyone: O_O
Razor: *Everyone races to the toilet* The toilet prices are raised to 50 gil!!!

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Drace
Waitress: Here is your beer.
Razor: Kadamn it woman, you don't work here.
Waitress: That's it! I quit! You can find yourself an other waitress.
Razor: I DON'T WANT A WAITRESS!!!! IT'S MY MONEY!!!!
Red: He's flipping.
Drace: I'm wondering? Why do you have to pay for the toilet?
Darkfox: Cause people can't just walk in, go to the toilet and then leave without buying or paying for anything.
Drace: But that still leave's me with a question? Why does nobody ever goes to the toilet? I mean, where sitting and dinking, eating, fighting etcetra etcetra. But we never go to the toilet.
Everyone: O_O
Razor: *Everyone races to the toilet* The toilet prices are raised to 50 gil!!!

 (Who didnt see that coming sooner or later?)

[Razor]

Razor: Actually El Prez, Drace made them evil. SEE, RIGHT THAR IN THAT THAR POST RIGHT THAR, SEE? YA-HIK! By that, I mean there. *points to above post*
El Prez: How can you point to a real post? That's like when someone tells me to press [] to jump, WHERES THE SQUARE BUTTON? and how come I can't just jump normally instead? WHOS RULES DO WE LIVE IN?
Razor: "Who's rules do we live in?"
El Prez: I'm sticking by that.
Razor: Riiight.
Uncle Sam: Duhh, kin I get a drink boss?
El Prez: Noo, Jimmy. Go wait in the car.
Uncle Sam: Duhh, awight boss.

El Prez: You know, I WAS being carried away by the Raven Leader and- *Raven leader thing grabs El Prez by the back of his pants and carries him out the door and out of sight*
El Prez: Now it makes seeeeeennnnnsssseeeee *fades*
Razor: THANK YOU, COME AGAIN! AND BRING YOUR WALLET NEXT TIME! *closes window* ya cheap bastard.