Charas Pub

[Drace]

*Earie noise plays*
Drace: *Takes out "The Ultimate Guide to Horror Movie Survival"*
Ok, it says here that when an eerie noise plays you need to be worrieing.
Razor: But this was an Earie noise.
Drace: Hmmmm.... Must just been spelled wrong.
Warxe: *looks down just 2 mm* Warxe, the tall, wants to know how a noise can be spelled.
Drace: Explain how you can be 2 mm taller than me.
Warxe: *Mentos music plays* Mentos.... The freshmaker! *grabs a roll of mentos*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: The mentos theme can be considered a eerie noise?
 Warxe: Probaly
 Grandy: Should I be worried yet?
 Warxe: No, according to the book, first the cute girl die.
 Grandy: ...Psychosis, its up to you.
 Ghost: BOO!
 Grandy: Hey, you're back, how was the vacations?
 Ghost: Boo, boo.
 Grandy: Good, just be careful, it looks like we are in a terror movie, so there can be ghosts here, be careful!
 Ghost: *looks scared*

[Big_Duke]

Duke:EGHK!*Dies from poison banana*

Dragonium:NNNOOOOOO!!!!!

[Razor]

*ignores the two posts he was mentioned*
Razor: *walks in soaking wet* Good news! *holy music* *looks outside to see the rain stop, the clouds fade away and the sun shine* D'oh! Anyway, I've got to dispose of someone else or else some associates of mine will destroy the pub and everyone related to it.
*weird looks*
Razor: And MT11, it was more of a north northwesterly direction.
MT11: Blast! *chews pipe*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Anyway, how did you know what we were saying while you were gone?
Razor: *Points to hidden cameras in beer mugs*
Drace: THAT must have been the bit that was hard to swallow... *Passes out*

[Razor]

*a big foot appears BUMPING the Charas Pub further up... uh, north?*

[WarxePB]

*Warxe dies*

-Odin: ?

-Kratos: SGDS.

-Odin: What's an sgd?

-Kratos: Sudden Giant Death Syndrome. Tall people are more prone to death, because their blood can't move quickly.

-Odin: That makes no sense.

-Kratos: ...

-Xios: *possesses Warxe's body*

-Warxe: *evil voice* I AM EVIL INCARNATED! MUAHAHAHAHAH *dies again*

-Xios: Damn it! *gets crushed by giant foot*

-Razor: My beloved Starcraft music! *puts headphones on and starts headbanging*

-Drace: Eww, make him stop. He's throwing fleas everywhere.

-Duke: FLEAS?!!??!1?!?

-Grandy: That can't be good.

-Zero: ...What? Why am I talking? I have nothing to say.

-Odin: You suck.

-Xios: 8!

-Kratos: Not this again. *puts on helmet and steps into the corner*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Better not get any fleas on me!

[SleepAid]

*pours buckets of lice on DF.*

 Lice eat fleas.... Right?

[Razor]

Razor: Oh SleepAid, you're so wrong. *dumps bucket of ticks on Darkfox*
Razor: Because ticks eat lice.

[Big_Duke]

*Duke Sets Darkfox On fire*

Duke:Burn all you damn ticks!

Darkfox:*Runs around in circles*AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT!

Razor:*Starts head banging again*YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Duke:OOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY!!

Ozzy:What do ya f***ing want,ya f***ing a$$hole?!

Duke:Bite Razor's head off. And put ALL the fleas into this cup

Warxe:Speaking of cup,spell ICUP.*Laughs*

Ozzy:*Bites Razor's head off,spitting all the fleas into the cup*

Duke:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*puts lid on cup*Bye, Ozzy.

Xios:I-C-U-P Ewww.

Warxe:HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Weregnome:Really? THAT'S PRIVATE!

Razor's head:yeah sure is PRIVATE*Laughs*

Duke:YOU ARE ALL PERVERTS!*leaves pub*

[Razor]

Razor: *head returns* Hey Ozzy, that guy stole your jewelery.
Ozzy: That f***king bastard I'm gonna f***ing f*** him up! *runs outside*
Duke: Oh noes1 I r ded! *dies*

[Drace]

Drace: I can f***ing talk like that son of b*tch Ozzy Osbourne! I think I can f***ing talk even f***ing worse than that donkeyr*p*ng sh*teater!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ... F*ck Sh*t.
Drace: 0_o
MT11: Aren't we all swearing for no reason?
Drace: No we're not F*cking swearing for no reason, sh*thead!

[Dragonium]

Ozzy: Aaaargh! They're all f*cking swearing more than I am! I'm getting the f*ck outta here!

*Ozzy runs out*

*A random nun walks in*

Nun: Wheeeee! *Plays a trumpe and turns into a sheep*

Dragonium: Aah... Just a normal day...

[END DAYDREAM SEQUENCE]