Charas Pub

[Dragonium]

*Horrible grinding noise*

Female Voice: Silos needed.

Dragonium: What the...?

Female Voice: Silos needed.

Dragonium: Dammit! Shut up!

Female Voice: Silos needed.

Dragonium: Aargh!

Female Voice: Low power.

*All the electrical devices in the room die**

Xen: Aargh! My pacemaker! *Falls over**

Female Voice: Unit lost.

[Grandy]

 

Female Voice: Construction Complete.
*Obelisk of light appears*
Grandy: Eh?
*Obelish of light beams Grandy*
Grandy: AHHH!!!
Female Voice: Unit Lost.
.

 Battlfield 3000?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: It's Red alert 2!!! Run for your lives!!!
MT11: Bleargh... Must... serve... Soviet... Union...
Yuri: A new comrade joins us.

[Razor]

Female voice: Ion cannon satellite approaching.
Razor: Where?
Female voice: Right behind you, dumbass.
Razor: ?
*ion cannon rolls over Razor*
Razor: Urk!
Female voice: Unit lost.

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Female voice: Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete.
Xen: Yay! I'm alive again!
17 other Xens: So are we!

[Grandy]

Grandy: Yay, war! As a Samurai, is my job to fight in a war, but wait, my Black Mage experience tells to mt that is better to staya little behind and kill enemies with magic, nuts, my Thief sense sais to me to take all the beer and money and run way! ....................What would YOU choose? *Steals all the money and run away*

[Razor]

Female Voice: Abomb launch detected.
Grandy: Oh come on!
MT11: You know, all these nukes going off can't be good for the environment.
Grandy: And realisticly, a nuke would take up much more C&C map space.
*explosion engulfs all*

[Moosetroop11]

Tanya: Woohoo! Shake it, baby!
MT11: *Drools*

[Dragonium]

*Yak assault planes fly over and fill the pub full of bullet holes*

Dragonium: You know, all this C&C stuff is getting ridiculous.

Female Voice: Unit ready.

*Dalek appears next to Dragonium*

Dalek: Exterminate! *Fwoosh*

Female Voice: Unit lost.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: You! Build a.... plane... hangar... thingie! You! Build a...... thank.... storage supply.... whatever, do it! You! Build anything that could destroy the most bigger weapon!
 Razor: You don't know what are you doing, do you?
 Grandy: It would be a lie to say that I do. So, I do!

[Razor]

Female voice: Construction complete. *runway crushes Grandy*
Grandy: Urk!
Razor: Hahahahahaha!
Female Voice: Construction complete.
Razor: Eh? *war factory crushes Razor*
Razor: Ack!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: So, you think you can beat me in strategie? Lets see.... Age of Empires!
 *Half-dozen of archers, knights, paladins and catapults appear in front of a tank*
 Archers: .......
 Knights: .......
 Paladins: .......
 Catapult: (can't speak)
 Tank: *blast and destroy everyone*
 Grandy: ........'K that wasn't my best shot. WARCRAFT III!
 *A bunch of Orcs, Humans, Elvens, Ents, Whispers, and Undead appear*
 *They start fighting each other*
 *Everyone dies but one Whisper, who is crushed by a soldier*
 Grandy: You know what? Razor, you handle this.

[Razor]

Razor: Yeah! *grabs button and presses it hundreds of times*
*a lot of time passes. the night sky is cloudless and dark*
Grandy: You didn't do anything.
Razor: Didn't I?
*starts to rain*
*which is weird*
*because I just said there was no clouds*
*how can it rain without clouds?*
*...*
*well I just checked, noone was on the roof with a hose*
*so I shot him*
*Noone: Didn't kill me though*
**shoots noone*
*Noone: Urk!*
Grandy: What is happening?!?
Razor: Ooooo.
*the night sky starts turning lighter and lighter*
Female voice: Ion cannon satellites approaching.
*pillars of light just start falling from everywhere destroying all*
Grandy: ... *smacks Razor upside his head*
Razor: .......ow.
*map is destroyed by Ion cannons*

[Grandy]

-Evrything is nothing, only dark and dark and dark, and some glitches like HL maps when you use the trick of walking thru the wall. A waiting list appears-

Xen: Connecting to the server.
Xen: Connected.
Drace: Connecting to the server.
Drace: Connected.
Grandy: Already connected.
Razor: Already connected.
Player: Trying to connect...
Player: Connection failed.
Dragonium: Connecting to the server.
Dragonium: Connected.

Razor says: Wha-?
Grandy says: Weeeee! MP5! I'll listen to music now.
Razor says: You know, MP3 plays music, MP5 is a wea-

*Grandy is dead*

Razor says: ......  
Grandy: Connecting to the server
Grandy: Connected.

-Grandy attacked a teamate-

Grandy says: You could have warned me!

[Razor]

That was totally ROFL.

[Dragonium]

Female Voice: Unit ready.

*R2-D2 spawns*

R2-D2: Beep boop beeboop...

Dalek: R2... I am your father...

R2-D2: Beep beepeep?

*Beams come out of R2's front and Dalek's death ray, and stay there*

*Dramatic music starts, exaggerated lightsaber battle starts between Dalek and R2-D2*

Grandy: Hey, wh --

[Connection interrupted]

Dragonium: Hmm. It appears Grandy has lag. There's only one way to solve this problem...

*Starts slapping Grandy's head*

Dragonium: Heeheehee!

[Member reconnected: Grandy]

Grandy: Hey, wh -- *Dies*

[Grandy has died]

Female Voice: Unit lost.

Dragonium: Are you still here?!