The Big Emerald 2

[Red Giant]

*Shoots down Xen's right wing with a rifle that I was holding for someone else, I swear.*

Red: Heheh, now to take the esaremamemerald!
Osmoooosse: STOPPIT!

[Osmose]

*uses a big bomb to blow up Warxe's gang, as it's unfair to us less fortunate ones*

Moose: That's what I thought, HO!

*grabs Red's head, thinking it's the emerald and runs into the ocean, and starts swimming for Mexico*

[Red Giant]

*Would have said, well at least I still got you, emerald, but head is missing*

*Somewhere in mexico*

Moose: I'd like to buy everything you have, in exchange for this emera- what the?!
Red ('s head): Ha! You grabbed my head in your rush! Now I have the precious emerald in my sight! Uhm, grasp!
Moose: Ay-iy-iy!
*Rushes off to get the emerald, but leaves the head on the counter.*
Red ('s head): Hey! You forgot me! HEY! HEY!!
Guy: Sooo... you buying anything?
Red ('s head): I dunno, swivel me round so I can see the sign.
*Swivel*
*Sign reads: McDonalds.*
Red (assume all reds are red's head, damnit): Why would I want that, moron?! I'm a head! I don't have a stomach! Actually... I never had a stomach.

[Xen]

*Xen is lying on the floor near Red's body screaming and shouting*

Xen: AGGGHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!! IT HURTS!!!! STUPID RED BLASTING MY WING WITH A RIFLE!!!

*Xen looks at Red and notices he is missing his head*

Xen: Stupid Red...Hey wait! I can just reform my wounds so that I won't be hurt anymore! *slaps head* Stupid me!

*Xen reforms his wounds*

Xen: Oh look! Red's body is holding that emerald! Without his stupid head, his body is useless!

*Xen goes to take the emerald from Red's body, but Red's body keeps a firm grip on the emerald. Xen cannot get the emerald off Red's body

Xen: GIVE ME THE EMERALD DAMMIT!!!!

*Xen tries harder and harder, but the body doesn't let go*

Xen: ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID RED'S BODY!!!!!!

*Xen grabs Red's body and begins flying out to sea, towards Mexico (for some reason which I don't feel like telling). After a while, he throws Red's body away*

Xen: Keep your stupid emerald then!

 MEANWHILE...AT MCDONALDS IN MEXICO

Red: I'm pretty stuck here...

*Red's body comes crashing through the door, near to Red's head*

Red: Hey! My body has come to save me! Finally!

*Red's head bounces onto Red's body and Red becomes normal again*

Red: Cool! I have the emerald too!

 BACK TO XEN

Xen: I just made a mistake...Now, because I threw Red's body at the sea, his body should be at the bottom of the sea, but, if by some bizzare chance, the body has SOMEHOW reached Red's head and now Red is complete once again with the emerald....

*Xen thinks about this and realises it is a Forum Game*

Xen: Red has the emerald....

[Grandy]

Ronald McDonald steals the emerald by throwing hanburgers and cheeseburgers at Red
 Red: WTF?
 Ronald McDonald*Throw away the costume*: It's me! Grandy!
 Red: What you're doing in Mexico?
 Grandy: Well... its afunny story... you see, all started when I was 9, I aw-
 *Grandy notices the emerald is gone and Red too*
 Grandy: D'oh!

[Xen]

*Xen comes crashing through the roof of McDonalds*
Xen: Stupid McDonalds with their 100% beef burgers, made up of 100% cow...
Grandy: How did you know Red was here Xen?
Xen: What're you talking about? I just hate McDonalds so I decided to crush this puny place! *pauses* Red was here?
Grandy: Yep.
Xen: OUTTA MY WAY!!!!

*Xen flies away in a random direction*

[Grandy]

 Grandy follow Red trace, and found Red sleeping hugging the emerald, Grandy steal the emerald from Red without he notices

[Moosetroop11]

There is a person nearby sleeping peacefully. All of a sudden his face does that matrix thing and he turns into MT11.
MT11: "Mr Grandyson! welcome back! We've missed you."
*Matrix music starts, MT11 slow motion shoots Grandy  Then takes emeralderalderalderald*
MT11: *Running off with Emeralderalderalderald* "Meheheh! Take that Osmooz!"

[Xen]

*Xen somehow tracks the location of the emerald and flies there*

Xen: I have found the emerald, but there is yet another person standing in my way.
MT11: *sees Xen* AHHHH!!!! A DRAGON!!!!!! RUN!!!!

*MT11 runs away from Xen*

Xen: Uggghhh....why are some people always scared of me? *looks at self with mirror* It's the eyes! Those evil, red, glowing eyes! Stupid eyes...

*Xen throws the mirror away and flies after MT11*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Think, what would Indiana Jones do in this situation?
Indie: Hey kid, use your whip!
MT11: Of course! *Uses tail as whip* Back, vile dragon!

[Snake Eater]

*jumps into a Metal Gear Rex and starts stomping on Moosetroop*.
Snake Eater: HAHA!!! I got emerald *picks it up*
*Runs with his snake....erm...tail between his legs*

[Xen]

*Xen halts*

Xen: Hmmm.....Metal Gear Rex....I'm not getting that emerald so easy...
Snake Eater: Where's your precious emerald now Xen?
Xen: You have it.
Snake Eater: Enough of this talk!

*Snake Eater uses the Metal Gear Rex to run away. Xen flies after it*

Xen: Get outta that machine dammit!
Snake Eater: Better safe than sorry!
Xen: Be safe from this!

*Xen charges up a fireball and shoots it at the Metal Gear Rex. It has no effect. The Metal Gear Rex fires many homing rockets at Xen*

Xen: Uh oh.

*The rockets hit Xen*

[Grandy]

 *Grandy jumps in the emerald, and is atracted with it to the fort*

[Xen]

*Xen battles with Drake*

Xen: DIE!!!
Drake: DIE!!!
Xen: DIE!!!
Drake: DIE!!!
Xen: DIE!!!
Drake: DIE!!!
Xen: Errm....maybe we should at least fight?
Drake: Yeah...good idea!

*silence*

Drake: Who's gonna strike first though?
Xen: Well I ain't!
Drake: I ain't either!
Xen: You should strike first!
Drake: No, you should!
Xen: You sh..*notices Grandy run past with the emerald*....Hello?
Grandy: Uh oh.

*Xen flies at Grandy and snatches the emerald*

Xen: Woohoo! The emerald is mine...once again!

[Grandy]

*Grandy jumps and hold Xen's tail*
 Xen: Get off! *start to shake the tail*
 *The odin fort pursue Xen and Grandy*

 --
 Random Guy1: Hey. Look there.
 Random Guy2: Is that a dragon holding a emerald, with a man holdin in his tail, pursued by a flying fort?
 Random Guy1: Yeah.
 Random Guy2: So what? This kind of stuff is rather common around here