The Big Emerald 2

[Osmose]

*Moose lights a nuclear fart on fire and burns all but the emerald*

Moose - VICTORY IS MINE! *sells the emerald to a shady mexican and uses the money on beer and hookers*

[Red Giant]

*Reminds moose that you can never sell the emerald, as stated in original rules*

Hooker: Hey! This emerald has a no resale tag! Take your crap somewhere else!

[Snake Eater]

*Punches out the hooker and grabs emerald*
HAHA!!! I got the emerald!!
*hids under a cardboard box so no one will see him*

[Osmose]

Moose: Huh? What was that?
*walks around to where he heard sound*
*sees a box, looks at it, and kicks it*
*lifts up box*
*Moose runs to back of room*
Moose: It's the enemy!
*alarm sounds, and as Snake Eater ducks for cover, more troops come to support*
*Snake Eater drops the emerald and dives under a table*
*no one can find Snake Eater, but the terrorists take the Emerald*
Man on Radio: Search team, come back at once. Guard team, stay alert.

[Snake Eater]

*snake grabs stinger(rocket launcher) and locks on to the guards.*
BAM!!! All the guards then explode and Snake Eater grabs the emerald and puts on the stealth suit.
"hehehe...I win!"

[Osmose]

Moose: Cheater! Using the stealth suit is taboo in the MGS world, as only losers rely on it.

*grabs emerald and shoots Snake Eater*

Moose: Besides, it's easy to see someone with the cloaking suit.

[Snake Eater]

*Uses Cure menu to heal himself and runs in the direction Osmose went*
*!* Snake Eater sees Osmose......
*Grabs Osmose and interegates him*
Snake Eater: Tell me something...
Osmose: Eating mooses give you the most stamina....
*slits Osmose's neck and grabs emerald*
*runs*

[VulcanRaven336]

VulcanRaven Goes up to snake eater and yells "Eat this!" He pulls out his giant gun and blows Snakeeater away. After snakeeater is shot, he flies 4 feet high in the air with the esmerald falling from his hand. Snake eater falls back down, then VulcanRaven grabs him by his neck, lifts him and Breaks it. VulcanRaven Cares nothing for the Esmerald, so he takes it in his hand, then throws it as hard as he can into the horizon. Satisfied, he walks away with a strut.

[Snake Eater]

*Gets up and runs towards the horizon*
Eventually he finds the emerald
Snake Eater: Yay!!!!!
*Runs after VulcanRaven and shoots him with a M37*
Snake Eater: That takes care of him!
*Runs away and puts on the cardboard box and hides in a truck*
*A guard walks up to the truck*
Guard:Oh...there's a box I have to deliever.
*He jumps in truck and takes Snake Eater very far away*
*Snake Eater jumps out od the cardboard box and kills the guard and runs away*

[Moosetroop11]

*Another cardboard box stirs and MT11 crawls out...*
MT11: "Oh, there wasn't a tic tac in that box after all... Woah! Where am I?" *Sees Snakeeater stealthily running off from a mile away* "Aha! My chance to get the emerald!"
*Jumps on Chupon* "Gydee up!" *Chupon flies off with MT11 on his back, Ultros appears*
Ultros: "Oi! Chupon, come baaaaaack!"
*Ultros jumps on Chupon with MT11*
Ultros: "What's all this then?"
MT11: "I'm after an emerald. Wanna help?"
Ultros: "Sure! Beats getting mauled by Locke!"
*MT11 and crew fly up to snake eater and grab emerald*

[Xen]

*Xen comes flying past and grabs the emerald from MT11 and his crew*
Xen: YOINK!

*Xen flies away very fast and gets to a shop. He lands and transforms back to his human form. Xen walks in the shop*

Xen: Hello there! I was wondering if you would by this very expensive looking emerald from me?
Shop Keeper: Put it on the counter then. I'll take a look at it.

*Xen goes to put it on the counter, but an invisible barrier made by the game's rules blocks the emerald from getting to the shop keeper*
Xen: Stupid rules....gotta go!

*Xen transforms into a dragon and flies through the store's roof*

Shop Keeper: HEEEEEEEYYYY!!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!

*The shop keeper runs outside and fires a homing missle at Xen*

Xen: Uh oh.

[Grandy]

*Xen faints*
 *The emerald fall in Grandy's head, who is conveniently sit in there*
 Grandy: What the...? *Looks to the emerald*: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, ITS RAINING STONES! VALUABLE STONES!
 *Everyone in the city run out theyr houses, trying to catch some stones*
 Random Guy1: Hey! There is not stones here!
 Random Guy2: He lied to us!
 Random Guy3: LET'S MAKE HIM PAY!!!!
 Grandy: Awwww ****!
 *Grandy takes the emerald and run*
 *All the city pursue Grandy with torches and scythes*
 *Grandy stops next to a cliff*
 Random Guy1: ITS THE FRANKEINSTEIN'S MONSTER!
 Random Guy2: No, this one we already killed last week.
 Random Guy1: So... who we're hunting?
 Random Guy3: I dont know...
 Random Guy1: Right........ ITS IDONTKNOW!
 Random Guy2 & 3:
 Grandy: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! *Jumps in the cliff, and notices the cliff is highter than he expected (he expected 2 meters, the cliff was about... 34 meters, with point stones down there)*
 Grandy: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

[VulcanRaven336]

VulcanRaven Was taking a vacation from the whole Esmerald dea. He looks up and sees grady falling into some nearby jagged rocks. VulcanRaven Transforms into a giant raven and catches grady just in time. He takes him to the beach and beats the crap out of him for being stupid. After a rough beating, VulcanRaven throws Grady and the esmerald into the ocean. Waving goodbye, VulcanRaven returns to his pina colada and relaxes again. . .

[Grandy]

 *Grandy swims to the earth*
 Grandy: First dradons, after that, a flying fort, after that, a whole army with  torches and scythes, and now a really weird guy who just threw me in the sea, after save me... At least I have the emerald.
 *Grandy notices the emreald is gone*
 Grandy: WHAT??!?!! IT MUST HAVE FALLEN IN THE SEA! *Grandy jumps in the sea*

[Moosetroop11]

Ultros: "Fwee hee hee!"
*Ultros climbs out of the water with the Emerald, him and MT11 escape, Chupon stays behind to beat up Grandy*
Grandy: "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ouch!" "Stop that!"