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Offline Midnight9795

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« on: May 13, 2005, 10:12:52 PM »
LOL, a friend posted this on another site. And alot of people had fun poking fun at it. Why? Cause it's a load of rubbish. And you'll see why after you read this. Do post your thoughts on this, quite funny really.

~Note~ No, he didn't make this up. This was actually made by a chruch, so yea XD

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Was Salem Correct?

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic
culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.) -Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
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Offline Kijuki_Magazaki

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2005, 10:15:56 PM »
lol indeed, according to this, I am still goth, despite my Christianity XD
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2005, 10:19:00 PM »
 
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Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.


Hit the bullseye there...
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Offline Midnight9795

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2005, 10:25:51 PM »
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Originally posted by Darkfox
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Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.


Hit the bullseye there...


LOL, well it says if you have more then five then you are, which pretty much everyone does XD
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Sora:Well, kiss me and that'll be your cure-all
Midnight~ says:I think I'd rather die..
Sora:how cruel..how could you say that!? ;-;
Midnight~ says:>;3

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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2005, 10:28:48 PM »
lol this would only apply like to amish people XD
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2005, 10:32:59 PM »
Count Dracula cereal is empowered with devil marshmallows.
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2005, 10:35:13 PM »
Count Chocula cereal is GOOD cereal. What's wrong with these people. It's cereal for pete's sake!

Edit: It's Chocula, not Dracula.
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Offline blaze_shinigami

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2005, 10:45:22 PM »
The people that made this can't possibly exist, can they?  I can't imagine the ones who would make such a thing with a child/children.

it is pretty funny though
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2005, 10:53:31 PM »
Yeah, I've seen this before on another message board. Some of these points are just utterly laughable.

"Expresses an interest in sex"

Has sex suddenly become some sort of evil thing to some people no matter what context?
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Offline GaryCXJk

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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2005, 10:54:01 PM »
Such Christians are pagan to me.
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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2005, 11:21:34 PM »
Hinduism and Buddism are cult religions?
Headbanging?

WTF?! Although, the whole "drinking blood" things is a little odd...

It's hard not to fall into 5 of those categories
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2005, 11:29:43 PM »
I might be hit in the dark clothes thing... I wonder if there is somthing about having a character with black fur...
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2005, 12:04:15 AM »
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Originally posted by blaze_shinigami
The people that made this can't possibly exist, can they?  I can't imagine the ones who would make such a thing with a child/children.

it is pretty funny though


Oh yes, they exist.
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2005, 12:06:35 AM »
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-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
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 WTFSOH? O_o

99% of youngs are goth


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enlist your child into your local mental health center

 WTFSOHA?!
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I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.

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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2005, 12:53:59 AM »
like I said amish people XD
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